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: Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol *before* she comes to class? Mr. Morgan
: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.
: [to Patrick after Kat backs into his car when he won't move it out her way
] Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.
: Your sister here? Kat Stratford
: Stay away from my sister. Joey
: Oh, I'll stay away from your sister, but I can't guarantee she'll stay away from me.
: Are you lost? Michael
: No, actually I just came by to chat. Joey
: We don't chat.
: [holding up headshots
] Which one do you like better? Bianca
: Umm, I think I like the white shirt better. Joey
: Yeah, it's-it's more... Bianca
: Pensive? Joey
: Damn, I was going for thoughtful.
: All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everybody's weekend? Joey
: Oh, I dunno, maybe we should ask Kat? Mr. Morgan
: Unless she kicked the crap outta your dumb butt, I don't wanna hear about it!
: Get outta my class. Kat Stratford
: What? Mr. Morgan
: Out. Get out! Joey
: Thanks, Mr. Morgan. Mr. Morgan
: Shut up!
[after Joey punches Cameron, Bianca punches Joey in the face
: Shit, Bianca, I'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow! Bianca
: That's for making my date bleed!
[punches him again
: That's for my sister!
[knees him in the crotch
: And that's for me!
: You're gunna pay me to take out some chick? Joey
: Mmhm. Patrick
: How much? Joey
: 20 bucks. Joey
: ...fine 30. Patrick
: Well, let's think about this... we go to the movies, that's 15 bucks. We get popcorn, that's 53. And she'll want raisonettes, alright? So, we're looking at 75 bucks. Joey
: This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it trailer park. Patrick
: 50 bucks and we got a deal, Fabio.