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: People perceive you as somewhat... Kat Stratford
: Tempestuous? Ms. Perky
: "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again. Kat Stratford
: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action. Ms. Perky
: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested. Kat Stratford
: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
: Nine schools in ten years. My, my. Army brat? Cameron
: Yeah, my-my dad is, uh... Ms. Perky
: That's enough. I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools. Same little asswipe shit-for-brains everywhere. Cameron
: Excuse me? D-Did you just say... Am I in the right office? Ms. Perky
: Not any more you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. Now scoot. Scoot!
: Patrick Verona. I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual. Patrick
: Only so we can have these moments together. Should I, uh, hit the lights? Ms. Perky
: Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy. Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria? Patrick
: I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst. Ms. Perky
: Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay? Scoot!
: I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member. Ms. Perky
: "Quivering member." I like that.
: [writing her novel
] Undulating with desire, Adrian removes her red...
[breaks concentration, chooses another word
] Ms. Perky
: crimson cape, at the site of Reginal's stiff and... Judith! What's another word for "engorged"? Judith
] I'll look it up. Ms. Perky
[thinking of word
] Ms. Perky
: Swollen... Turgid... Kat Stratford
] Tumescent? Ms. Perky