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Puck (Character)
from A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)

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"Gargoyles: The Mirror (#2.5)" (1995)
Puck: Fearsome creature who would stay/Unchanged by the light of day/ Remain you thus throughout the night/Be thou flesh by dawn's fair light.

Demona: That's it! That's what I want! If you cannot get rid of all the humans, then at least rid me of that human: Elisa Maza!
Puck: Did you say *that* human or that *human*?
[Demona glares at him]
Puck: Oh, never mind, I'll figure it out. This just might be fun after all.

Puck: Is this how you welcome all your guests?
Demona: Any who would turn on me. And you're not a guest. You serve the human, now you can serve me.
Puck: Serving humans is fun, they have a sense of humor. You have none.
Demona: Perhaps not, Puck, but I have you.

Demona: I want you to get rid of the humans. ALL of them.
Puck: Does this look like Aladdin's lamp? I have limits, after all.

Demona: I would know you no matter what your form, Goliath! Take care of them Puck.
Puck: As you wish... Humans love a battle hearty/So does Puck, come on, let's party!

Puck: [as Bronx is about to attack him] Let's improve your looks.
[Changes Bronx into a dog]
Puck: Oh, should've tried a chihuahua.

Demona: [mulling over her wish] I'm too vulnerable during the day. I don't want to turn to stone anymore.
Puck: Of course! You want to stroll down Fifth Avenue in the sunshine. I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Puck: What is it you *really* want?
[He touches the mirror, and an image of Goliath appears]
Puck: How quaint. After all these centuries, you're still carrying a torch. Well, if that's you want, I can make him love you again. Piece of cake... given your charming personality.

Goliath: It ends now, Puck. Change everyone back to the way they were before Demona summoned you. Do it, and you win your freedom.
Puck: It will be my pleasure. But afterwards. I'm going to need a very *long* nap. First the humans I'll attend.
[the city turns back to normal, then Elisa turns back to normal]
Puck: Then the gargoyles will I mend. If his efforts you commend, free Puck, let him homeward wend.
Goliath: [breaks Puck's chain] You're free.

"Gargoyles: The Gathering: Part 2 (#2.45)" (1996)
Puck: You hurt him with that one. Uh, do it again.

Puck: I have a sunny disposition and I'm always kind to animals.

Oberon: Finally, all the nuisances have been eliminated.
Owen Burnett: [entering] I'm afraid, my lord, there's one more nuisance left.
Oberon: Do you think a stone fist will stop me, human?
David Xanatos: Owen, I knew you'd come back.
Owen Burnett: It was against my better judgment, Mr. Xanatos, I assure you. Nevertheless...
[Owen starts to spin and changes]
Puck: Here's PUCK!

Oberon: Very well, Puck. You have made your choice, Puck. And you shall live with it... forever! You are eternally banished from Avalon, Puck! Never again will you sample its paradise!
Puck: No! Wait! Not eternally!
Oberon: We hereby strip you of all your powers, save when you are training or saving the boy! Such is your punishment! So speaks Oberon!

A Midsummer Night's Rave (2002)
Puck: If you need me page me but if you do give me a minute to get back to you, my pager's in my pants it's on vibrate and I'm rolling live love

Puck: I took French not Dork.

Puck: See the problems you run into when you limit yourself to one sex?

A Midsummer Night's Dream (1935)
Puck: Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Demetrius, in Love with Hermia: [Puck is leading Demetrius astray through a fog] Lysander! Speak again! You runaway. You coward. Are you fled?
Puck: You coward! Are you bragging to the stars? Telling the bushes that you look for wars, and wilt not come?

Faeries (1981) (TV)
Oisin: Those Trees almost look alive.
Puck: Huh, Scared of Trees!... Send a Boy to do a Man's errand!

Oisin: What on Earth?
Kobold: It's the Unseely Court! They're on patrol for the Evil Shadow!
Puck: Run For the Trees! That bunch loves human flesh!

"Gargoyles: Possession (#2.49)" (1996)
Goliath: Well your first magic lesson has officially begun.
[Goliath changes to Puck to Alexander]
Puck: My boy, welcome to Soul Transference 101.

Goliath: Puck! I should have known. But why the subterfuge?
Puck: Hey, I *live* for subterfuge.

A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)
[Last lines]
Puck: If we shadows have offended, / Think but this, and all is mended, / That you have but slumber'd here / While these visions did appear. / And this weak and idle theme, / No more yielding but a dream, / Gentles, do not reprehend: / If you pardon we will mend. / Else the Puck a liar call. / Give me your hands, if we be friends, / And Robin shall restore amends.

Puck: Up and down, up and down, / I will lead them up and down. / I am feared in field and town. / Goblin lead them up and down.

"Gargoyles: Future Tense (#2.43)" (1996)
Puck: Was it a dream or a prophecy?