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John "J.D." Dunne
: What are you tryin' to do to me, Buck? Buck
: Can I help it if I have animal magnetism? John "J.D." Dunne
: What? Buck
: Animal magnetism. I read about it in a magazine. It-It's a power I got no control over. Once women get a sniff of it, what can I do? John "J.D." Dunne
: Take a bath!
[Josiah prepares to deal
: All right, gentleman, this game is called "Read 'em and Weep". John "J.D." Dunne
: I'm out. Vin
: I'm already weepin'. Josiah
: This game is called... solitaire.
[Buck is questioning a prisoner
: I can't hear a word this boy is sayin'. Can you? John "J.D." Dunne
: Maybe you should try your animal maggotism on him, Buck. Buck
: That's animal magnetism, boy! And you can plainly see it only works on women.
: Shouldn't we say somethin'? Vin
: Say somethin'? J.D. Dunne
: Some words? Vin
: It's a coffin full a rocks, J.D. J.D. Dunne
: I know, I put 'um there, but shouldn't it look like we're doing somethin'?
Judge Oren Travis
: [leveling shot gun
] Drop your gun belt. Lucas James
] Don't know who I am, do ya? Judge Oren Travis
: No, and I don't care. Lucas James
: Well, you're makin' a big mistake pointin' that thing at me. Judge Oren Travis
: Sawed-off coach gun, double aught buck, should cut all three of you in half. Lucas James
: That stuff in there was self defense. Weren't it, boys? Judge Oren Travis
: He's unarmed, you shot him twice. That's murder in my book. Lucas James
: I admire your courage, old man, but there's three of us and one of you. Vin
: [drinking from a canteen
] Hardly sounds fair. Nathan Jackson
: [leading horse
] Nope. Buck Wilmington
: Well, howdy... boys.
] Lucas James
: [sees Chris
] You stay outta this, cowboy, this ain't your fight! Chris Larabee
: [to JD
] Did he just call me a cowboy, JD? J.D. Dunne
: [almost apologetically
] I think he did, Mr Larabee. Ezra Standish
: [dusting himself off
] At least once. Josiah Sanchez
] He hates that. Chris Larabee
: [smiling, but threatening
] You just call me a cowboy? Lucas James
: [backing off
] Nah, I was just saying, it ain't your fight. Chris Larabee
: Not yet. Judge Oren Travis
] Drop the gunbelt. Lucas James
] Who the hell are you? Judge Oren Travis
: I'm a circuit judge. Oren Travis. You're under arrest, young man. Lucas James
: [looks around, drops gun belt
: Now that we are rid of that loathsome curmudgeon, you may effect my emancipation. J.D.
: Huh? Ezra
: Let me out.
: Hey, you seen my cufflinks? Olivia Greer
: What's a cufflink?
: So, what are we, boys, damned babysitters? J.D.
: Watch your language around the child! Buck
: That's not a child, that's a hellion.
: Your mother was a... Buck
: She was a saint.
: There's much more to those ladies than meets the eye but hell if I can figure it out. Buck
: Welcome to manhood, kid.
: A three-legged dog walks into the saloon, walks right up to the bartender and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Ezra
: You might want to work on your repertoire, son.
[discussing Casey Wells
: She ain't hardly even a girl. Buck
: If you were any blinder, J.D, you'd be walking into walls.