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Robin Hood (Character)
from The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)

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Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
[Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers]
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming.

Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
[hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.

Robin Hood: Prepare for the fight scene!

Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
[referring to the then recent blockbuster Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, in which Kevin Costner played the role with an American accent]

Robin Hood: Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!
Blinkin: I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes...
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while...
Blinkin: Oh, you were away!
Robin Hood: My brothers?
Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog, Pongo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish, Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: [on the verge of tears] My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish.
Blinkin: Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?

Robin Hood: And who might you be?
Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.
Robin Hood: I'll take your word for it.

Robin Hood: Kindly let me pass.
Little John: Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
Little John: I made that up.
Robin Hood: It's very fascinating. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
Robin Hood, Maid Marian: What?
Sheriff of Rottingham: I mean, don't you know it's illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest?
Robin Hood: Is it not also illegal to sit on the king's throne and usurp his power in his absence?
[crowd gasps]
Prince John: Careful Robin, you go too far.

Robin Hood: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps... some of your wine?
[Merry Men snicker]
Rabbi Tuckman: Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things.
Merry Men: Awwwww...
Rabbi Tuckman: [pauses] Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered
Rabbi Tuckman: Join me!
Robin Hood: Let's hear it for the Rabbi!
Merry Men: [Cheer]

Robin Hood: [carrying Marian to the bed] Oh my darling, at last.
Maid Marian: [sliding his hand to the key to unlock her chastity belt] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Broomhilde: [rushes into the room] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Robin Hood: [groans]
Broomhilde: You are not married yet! Before you do it, you must go through it! Or else I blew it.

Maid Marian: I've come to warn you, Prince John and Rottingham have hired men to kill you at the fair tomorrow. You musn't go.
Robin Hood: Well, that's easy. I won't.
Maid Marian: Oh, I'm so happy! They were going to try to lure you there by having an archery contest.
Robin Hood: An archery contest?
Maid Marian: Their archer is unbeatable.
Robin Hood: Really?
Maid Marian: Robin, promise you won't go.
Robin Hood: All right, I promise you won't go.
Maid Marian: Thank you.
[stops for a second, confused]
Ahchoo: But wait a minute, Robin, didn't you just...
Robin Hood: Cool it...
Ahchoo: Chilled.

Robin Hood: I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.

Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.
Crowd: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's black?
Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

Robin Hood: Oh, my darling, I'm ready for that kiss now.
Maid Marian: But first, I must warn you. It could only be a kiss. For I am a virgin and could never... go all the way.
Robin Hood: But...
Maid Marian: Unless I were married. Or if a man pledged his endless love to me.
Robin Hood: Yes...
Maid Marian: Or if I knew that he desperately cared for me. Or if he were really cute!

Robin Hood: Are you with me? Yea or Nay?
Villager: Well which one means yes?
Robin Hood: Yea.

Robin Hood: By the by, do you know praying mantis?
Ahchoo: You're looking at him.

Robin Hood: This is Ahchoo.
Little John: Bless you!
Ahchoo: [laughs] No, that's my name, man. Ahchoo.

Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo.
Blinkin: A Jew? Here?
Robin Hood: No no, not a Jew. Ahchoo.

[Ahchoo has released Robin from a noose]
Robin Hood: Nice shooting, Ahchoo.
Ahchoo: To tell you the truth, I was aiming for the Hangman.

Robin Hood: Good people, who have travelled from villages near and far! Lend me your ears!
Robin Hood: [Crowd proceeds to pull off ears and throw them at Robin]
Robin Hood: That's disgusting!

Robin Hood: [trying to unlock the chastity belt] Um, darling?
Maid Marian: [in sultry voice] What?
Robin Hood: You're not going to believe this...
Maid Marian: What?
Robin Hood: It won't open!
Maid Marian: WHAT?
Robin Hood: Wait, I have an idea! Call a locksmith!

Guard: Robin of Loxley, where is your king?
Robin Hood: King? King? And which King might that be? King Richard? King Louis? King Kong? Larry King?

Maid Marian: Oh, darling, don't despair! For it is written on a scroll: "One day, he, who is destined for me, shall be endowed with a magical key, that will bring an end to my... virginity."
Robin Hood: Oh, Marian, if only 'twere me.
Maid Marian: Oh, if 'twere you, 'twould be... twerrific.

Robin Hood: Ah! Right rope!

Robin Hood: You are entering the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
Rabbi Tuckman: Faygeles?
[clears their throats, trying to act macho]
Robin Hood: No, no. We're straight. Just... merry.
Rabbi Tuckman: As I. And who are you, with the exceptionally long feather in your hat?
Robin Hood: I am Robin of Loxley.
Rabbi Tuckman: Robin of Loxley? I've just come from Maid Marian, the woman whose heart you've stolen, you prince of thieves, you! I knew her parents before they were taken in the plague, Lord and Lady Bahgel. You know, you two were made for each other. I mean, what a combination. Loxley and Bahgel! It can't miss!

Sheriff of Rottingham: [taking off his leather glove and slapping Robin with it] I challenge you to a duel.
Robin Hood: [picking an iron gauntlet up from the dinner table and smacking Rottingham across the face with it, knocking him down] I accept!

Rabbi Tuckman: I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire.
Merry Men: 'ello Rabbi!
Rabbi Tuckman: Hello boys!
Robin Hood: A moyel... I don't believe I've ever heard of that profession.
Rabbi Tuckman: A moyel is a very important guy. He makes circumcisions.
Scarlet: What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
Rabbi Tuckman: It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!
Little John: I'll take one!
Ahchoo: Hey, put me down for two!
Robin Hood: I'm game. How's it done?
Rabbi Tuckman: It's a snap.
[demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine]
Rabbi Tuckman: I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then...
[releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot]
Rabbi Tuckman: I nip the tip! Whose first?
Merry Men: [groan]
Little John: I changed me mind!
Ahchoo: I forgot, I already got one.
Blinkin: [puts his hand in the air] Question...
[Ahchoo pulls his arm down silencing him]
Rabbi Tuckman: I gotta start working with a younger crowd.

[Rottingham slices off Robin's necklace, sending his key flying. The key falls into the lock of Marian's chastity belt]
Robin Hood: It is the key to the greatest treasure in all the land!
Maid Marian: This means you've always been my one true love because it's just the right size!
Sheriff of Rottingham: It's not the size that counts... It's how you use it!

Robin Hood: [first meeting Blinkin the blind servant] BLINKIN!
Blinkin: Master Robin, Is that you?
Robin Hood: Yes.
Blinkin: What back from the Crusades?
Robin Hood: Yes.
Blinkin: And alive?
Robin Hood: [pause] yes.

Ahchoo: [after Blinkin catches an arrow] Blinkin! How did you do that?
Blinkin: I heard that coming a mile away.
Robin Hood: Right-o, Blinkin, very good.
Blinkin: Pardon? Who's talking?

Robin Hood: Rabbi!
Rabbi Tuckman: [sticks his head out of his tent] Who calls?
Robin Hood: It is I, Robin of Loxley! We wish to get married in a hurry!
Rabbi Tuckman: Married in a hurry? That's great! Hold on, I'm on my last customer. I'll be right out.
[goes back inside his tent, then something being chopped off is heard, followed by a man screaming. The rabbi comes back out]
Rabbi Tuckman: Put a little ice on it. You'll be fine.
[to Robin]
Rabbi Tuckman: Married in a hurry, married in a hurry! Please invite me to the briss.

Robin Hood: [Robin and Ahchoo are fight the sherif of Rottinghams men] Watch my back!
Ahchoo: [Ahchoo litarlly leans over and looks at his back as a guard punches him twice in the back] Your back just got punched twice.
Robin Hood: Thank You!

[Ahchoo is getting beaten up by a group of soldiers and as Robin who is riding his horse searches for Ahchoo, he suddenly saw Ahchoo getting beaten up by a group of soldiers]
Robin Hood: Ahchoo?
[the soldiers briefly stop beating Ahchoo and face Robin Hood]
Soldiers: Bless you!
[the soldiers continues to beat up Ahchoo]
Ahchoo: Man, I hope someone is getting a video of this!

Rabbi Tuckman: [performing the marriage] Robin, do you?
Robin Hood: I do.
Rabbi Tuckman: Marian, do you?
Maid Marian: I do.
Rabbi Tuckman: I now pronounce you man and...
King Richard: I object!
Rabbi Tuckman: Who asked?

[Robin has just been chained in Le Dungeon]
Asneeze: You are very brave for not a homeboy.
Robin Hood: Oh, thank you.
Asneeze: I've been in here for a while. Perhaps I could be of service. Do you have any questions?
Robin Hood: What are you in for?
Asneeze: Jaywalking.

Asneeze: I am Asneeze, father of Ahchoo.
Robin Hood: Bless you.
Asneeze: No no no, Ahchoo is my son.

Robin Hood: Too-ta-loo. Au revior. Auf weidesen. Ciao. Ding dow dai.

[Robin crashes Prince John's party, and slams a wild pig on the table]
Sheriff of Rottingham: That's a wild boar!
Robin Hood: No, no. That's a wild pig.
[Robin points at Prince John]
Robin Hood: *That's* a wild bore.

The Hangman: [In a Jocular mood] Let's see, are you about a 16, 16 1/2?
[mimics hanging himself, then hums as he selects a noose and places it around Robin's neck]
The Hangman: There.
Robin Hood: It's a little tight.
The Hangman: That's the idea. Would you care for a blind fold?
[Robin shakes his head; the hangman raises his eyepatch]
The Hangman: How about half a one? Get it, sir?

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
[robbing a lady in a carriage]
Robin Hood: Milady, a woman of your beauty has no need for such... decorations.

[after causing Robin to fall in the river]
Will Scarlett: There was a rich man from Nottingham/ who tried to cross a river/ What a dope/ he tripped on a rope/ Now look at him shiver. Beg for mercy, rich man.
Robin Hood: I beg of no man, as you can see I have nothing, not even my sword.
Little John: Any man who travels with two servants and says he has no money, is either a fool or a liar.
Will Scarlett: Yeah, he's a liar.

[Robin has been knocked down once by John Little]
Robin Hood: Any suggestions?
Azeem: Get up. Move faster.
Robin Hood: Move faster. Great idea.

Robin Hood: And you. You travel ten thousand miles to save my life and leave me to be butchered.
Azeem: I fulfill my vows when I choose to.
Robin Hood: Which does not include prayer time, meal time, or any time I'm outnumbered six to one.
Azeem: You whine like a mule. You are still alive.

[talking about how many men that are about to be ambushed]
Robin Hood: How many?
Azeem: 20.
Robin Hood: 20?
Bull: [further away] How many?
Robin Hood: 5.
Robin Hood: [to Azeem] He can't count anyway.

Marian: You came for me... You're alive...
Robin Hood: I would die for you.

Robin Hood: Do you yield?
Friar Tuck: I'd rather roast in hell.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.
Robin Hood: Then it begins.

Robin Hood: You were to use this information to get close to me and then kill me, isn't that right, Will? What are your intentions?
Will Scarlett: Well, that depends on you Locksley. I've never trusted you, that's no secret. What I wanna know is, is are you gonna finish what you started? I want to know if he's gonna turn and run like the spoiled little rich boy I always took him for.
Robin Hood: Did I wrong you in another life, Will Scarlett? Where does this intolerable hatred for me come from?
Will Scarlett: From knowing that... that our father loved you more than me.
Robin Hood: Our father?
Will Scarlett: We are brothers, Robin of Locksley. I am the son of the woman who replaced your dead mother for a time.
Robin Hood: It's a lie!
Will Scarlett: It was your anger that drove them apart! It's not a lie! You ruined my life! I have more reason to hate you than anyone. Yet I found myself daring to believe in you. And what I want to know brother, is will you stay with us and finish what you started?

Will Scarlett: It was your anger that drove them apart! It's not a lie! You ruined my life! I have more reason to hate you than anyone. But I found myself daring to believe you. What I want to know brother, is will you stay with us and finish what you've started?
Robin Hood: I have a brother? I have a brother!
[hugs and holds Will]
Robin Hood: So I'll stand with you, side by side. Until the end.
Bull: Until the end!
Little John: We are all bloody in!
Friar Tuck: Damn buggers!
Robin Hood: We finish this.

Azeem: No man controls my destiny... especially not one who attacks downwind and stinks of garlic.
Robin Hood: I had to try.
Azeem: *I* would have succeeded.

Sarah: Step into the light. Turn around.
Robin Hood: Am I to dance next?

[coming to a wide river]
Azeem: In my dreams alone have I imagined such a place.
Robin Hood: Then imagine a way to cross it.

[Robin is holding a struggling Little John by the neck in a river]
Robin Hood: Do you yield?
Little John: I can't bloody swim.
Robin Hood: Do you yield?
Little John: Yes.
Robin Hood: Good. Now put your feet down.

Marian: There is a price on your head.
Robin Hood: How much?
Marian: One hundred gold pieces.
Robin Hood: Is that all? I shall have to annoy the good Sheriff more. Soon it will be a thousand.
Marian: For a thousand, I would turn you in myself.

Marian: Robin, do something for me.
Robin of Locksley: What?
Marian: Take a bath.

Marian: How is it, that a once-arrogant young nobleman has found contentment, living rough with the salt of the earth?
Robin Hood: I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. And I've seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions.

Azeem: Is she worth it?
Robin Hood: Worth dying for.

Robin Hood: You're King Richard's cousin. You can give word to him of Nottingham's plans. He would believe you.
Marian: If the sheriff found out, I could lose all that I have.
Robin Hood: But will you do it for your king?
Marian: No. I'll do it for you.
[She kisses him and gets on the boat. They look at each other intensely as the boat leaves]
Duncan: He fancies you, my Lady. I may be blind, but there are some things I still see.

Will Scarlett: No. I'll do that. You cover us with your bow.
Robin Hood: No Will. It's too dangerous.
Will Scarlett: So is your aim.

[after escaping from the Turks' dungeon]
Azeem: Why did you cut me free, Christian?
Robin Hood: Whatever blood is in your veins, no man deserves to die in there.

Marian: It's interesting to hear you say that.
Robin Hood: I didn't. My father did.
Marian: Did the holy quest erase your hatred of him?
Robin Hood: I don't know. All I know is that our last words in this world were spoken in anger. I was lost after my mother died. My father too, and for a short time he found comfort in the arms of another woman, a peasant woman. I thought he was betraying my mother's memory.
Marian: So he gave her up?
Robin Hood: For the love of a twelve-year-old boy who would never forgive him.

Robin Hood: What do you know of women?
Azeem: Where I come from, Christian, there are women of such beauty, that they can possess a man's mind so that he would be willing to die for them.
Robin Hood: Wait a minute. Is that why you were to be executed? Because of a woman?
Robin Hood: That's it, isn't it? That's it!
Azeem: It is close to sunset.
Robin Hood: You painted old hound, who was she? The mullah's daughter? Another man's wife? What's her name?
Azeem: Is there no sun in this cursed country? Which way is East?
Robin Hood: Her name.
Azeem: East!
Robin Hood: Her name.
Azeem: Jasmina.
Robin Hood: [points] That way.

Robin Hood: Marian, I've returned to my home to find it destroyed, and my father murdered! And the only clues to why are in the ramblings of an old blind man.
Marian: But all I remember of you is a spoiled bully who used to burn my hair as a child.
Robin Hood: Please allow that years of war and imprisonment may change a man.
Marian: Robin, whatever happened between you and your father, you mustn't believe... what they accused him of.
Robin Hood: I don't.

[Azeem is preparing to help Fanny deliver a breech baby]
Robin Hood: What are you going to do?
Azeem: I have seen it many times... with horses.
Robin Hood: With *horses*?

[Azeem has delivered Fanny's breech baby]
Robin Hood: You truly are a great one.

[after Sarah and Marian get the better of Bull and his companion, they bring them to meet Robin]
Robin Hood: What happened to your eye, Bull?
Bull: We were set upon by, like, ten...
Much the Miller's Son: Uh, 12!
Bull: 15 large, big lads.
Sarah: Oh, yeah?
Bull: Yeah!

[the outlaws are passing a jug of mead around a circle; one of them finishes, then starts to pass the bottle past Azeem]
Robin Hood: Has English hospitality changed so much that a friend of mine's not welcome?
Hal: But he's a savage, sire.
Robin Hood: That he is... but no more than you or I. And don't call me sire.
[the woodsman offers the jug to Azeem]
Azeem: Regretfully, I must decline. Allah forbids it.
Little John: Your bloody loss, mate.

Robin Hood: This is English courage.

[speaking of his father]
Robin Hood: He called the Crusades a foolish quest. He said it was vanity to force our religion upon other men.

Robin Hood: My father was no devil worshiper. And I'll have words with any man who says otherwise. But he's right. I was a rich man's son. When I killed the sheriff's men, I became an outlaw like you.
Will Scarlett: You are nothing like us.
Little John: That is Will Scarlet. Take no notice of him, he's full of piss and wind. Come on lads, drink up. Don't talk about so much bloody rubbish. This here is the best that we simple men can expect. Here we're safe. We are kings!

[after Robin defeats Little John, and asks for his father's medallion back]
Little John: Give me your name first.
Robin Hood: Robin of Locksley.
[the camera shifts to Will Scarlet, whose face suddenly clouds over]
Little John: Well, Robin of Locksley, you've got balls of solid rock.

Friar Tuck: By the power vested in me, of God's holy church, I say let any man who has reason why these two should not be joined, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
Friar Tuck: Then, I now pronounce you...
King Richard: Hold, I speak!
[Everyone turns around to see knights coming]
Marian: Richard!
[Everyone, except Marian and a confused Azeem, bows]
King Richard: I will not allow this wedding to proceed...
Robin Hood: [gets up] My lord...
King Richard: ...unless I'm allowed to give the bride away! You look radiant, cousin.
Marian: Oh, Richard.
[they exchange kisses on the cheeks]
Robin Hood: I'm deeply honored, your majesty.
King Richard: It is I who is honored, Lord Locksley. Thanks to you, I still have a throne. Friar, proceed!
Friar Tuck: Husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Robin Hood: I know that.
[They kiss, and everyone cheers. The camera shifts to the Friar, who breaks the fourth wall and looks at the camera]
Friar Tuck: Now, get out of it! We're wasting good celebration time!

"Robin Hood: Something Worth Fighting For: Part 2 (#3.13)" (2009)
Guy of Gisborne: This is the end?
Robin Hood: For you and me both, my friend.
Guy of Gisborne: I'm sorry. At least you have someone waiting for you. Marian. The love of my life. She was always yours. I lived in shame. But because of you, I died proud... and free.

Robin Hood: Marian.
Marian: I have waited for you.
Robin Hood: I knew I would find you again.
Marian: It's time. The greatest adventure is yet to come.
Robin Hood: My wife.
Marian: Now and forever, my love.

Robin Hood: Our work isn't finished yet, Tuck. You found me again, and you saved me. And you'll find another leader. I know you will.

Robin Hood: Kate. Brave Kate. I'm sorry I have to leave you. All of you. But I have to do this alone.

Robin Hood: And you... You make sure this doesn't finish it. Because this... this is where you belong.
Archer: Without you?
Robin Hood: These men are your brothers now.

Much: What have we done? We doubted him, John. He did this. HE DID THIS!
Robin Hood: Much! Much, you'll have time for that.
Kate: There's soldiers at every wall, hundreds of them. The whole town's surrounded!
Guy of Gisborne: I put a dagger in him. I saw him die.
Robin Hood: Well, that ghost has raised as army.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Surprise. You thought I was dead. But you didn't check, did you? Very nasty wound. Gisborne, we will have our reckoning. Right now, I want my town back.
Robin Hood: Never. You're finished, Vasey. Your weapons are no match for the hatred these men have for you.
Sheriff of Nottingham: You tell your pleasant army, anybody who resists me will die. Poor Allan. Squealed like a stuck pig when he died.
Guy of Gisborne: Robin...
Robin Hood: And you'll pay for that, you murdering swine.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Sticks and stones, Hood.

Robin Hood: We hold Nottingham, for the King! We know the King's coming, he has loyal troops waiting for him at Loughborough. If we can get word to them...
Guy of Gisborne: Robin, you could end this now by giving me up to the Sheriff. You could have done it back there. Why didn't you?
Robin Hood: This is bigger then you, Gisborne. It always has been. We are fighting for the future of England. You have Isabella behind bars, that's what you wanted. This isn't your fight unless you choose it to be.
Guy of Gisborne: While the Sheriff lives, this is all our fight. I'm with you.

Robin Hood: Get it done!
Much: There's something we have to do first.
Little John: Honor the dead.

Robin Hood: Much, you're in charge. If we don't come back, you fight 'till the end.
Much: I'm coming too, aren't I?
Robin Hood: No, no, no, no. No, you're not. I need a cool head here, not a hot one out there.
Much: ...what?
Robin Hood: Listen to me. You'll get your revenge for Allan, I promise.

Robin Hood: Loyal Comrades. You know the situation. And you know that we are on our own. Now, we have already lost friends and loved ones. But England will lose far more if we do not make a stand this day. And yes, some of us may fall, but our fight will live on in the minds of those that despise injustice, in the hearts of those that cherish freedom. YOU are the soul of England, standing firm against tyranny for a real future. Now ask yourself, is that not something worth fighting for? Together! FOR ENGLAND!
[all cheer]

Tuck: Robin! Robin. If we use this much byzantine fire, we'll destroy everything - the castle, the sheriff's arm.
Kate: And with it, his power. Everything he has, gone forever. That's what we want, isn't it?
Tuck: Kate! We'll kill every man, woman, and child in here.
Archer: ROBIN! The tunnel! Isabella's just cleared it.
Little John: ROBIN! They're coming!
Robin Hood: ...hold them out. Tuck, you're in charge.

Robin Hood: [to Isabella] Still as treacherous as ever.

Sheriff of Nottingham: How appropriate a battle so huge should come down to the important few. A new one. Don't know you, do I?
Isabella: He's my mother's foolish mistake. Look at us. The whole sorry family.
Robin Hood: Together.
Archer: Brothers in arms.

Robin Hood: This is for all the lives you've ruined, for all the people you've killed!

Robin Hood: This ends here!
Isabella: Oh, how right you are, Robin Hood.
[Traces her own neck where Robin's wound is]
Robin Hood: It's a scratch! IT'S NOTHING!
Isabella: No, no, no. You should be careful. I mean, this blade, it could be rusty, or, or even worse...
Guy of Gisborne: What have you done?
Isabella: I used your poison on the blade. A few drops flowing through your bloodstream. I'd say you'll be dead by sundown.
Robin Hood: [to Guy] Is this true?
Guy of Gisborne: [Nods]
Sheriff of Nottingham: Oh, this is too good to be true. You've killed Robin hood! Oh, we'll be back to finish the rest of you off with the army. Please, wait for me. I don't want to miss the big moment.

Kate: You're hurt. Robin.
Robin Hood: Just go on to the other side. I'll see you there, go on.
[Stops Archer]
Robin Hood: Archer, she mustn't know, all right?
Tuck: Know what? What's happened?
Robin Hood: There's something you need to know.

Little John: This isn't fair.
Robin Hood: Oh, come on, John. "Today's a good day to die!"

Archer: Can you do this?
Robin Hood: Of course I can. I am Robin Hood.

Guy of Gisborne: What's happened?
Robin Hood: It's Kate. Kate's taken it upon herself to go to Loughborough for the troops.
Little John: She knows what she's doing. You taught her well.
Robin Hood: The Sheriff is playing with us! He knows he's got the advantage. We HAVE to hold this castle until the troops arrive.
Much: Can we? I mean, how long under bombardment from Byzantine fire?
Archer: ...He's got plenty of it.
Robin Hood: How do you know?
Archer: I sold it to him.
Much: For a profit? You sold it to the man who killed my friend!
Robin Hood: Well, now your trade has caught up with you! And you're going to be bombarded by your own weapons!
Archer: I've done you a favor by sticking around here. I saved your ungrateful lives!
Guy of Gisborne: Our lives wouldn't have needed saving if you hadn't trapped the tunnel in the first place.
Much: We lock him up. We can't trust him.
Robin Hood: Well, what's the matter? A guilty conscience? And what about all those people that are going to die because of your greed?
Archer: Well, what about all those who have died because they listened to Robin Hood? A few untrained, under-equipped peasants against that war machine. So you think about that you got them into, before you ever try and judge me.

Sheriff of Nottingham: So, what's it to be, Hood - surrender or slaughter?
Robin Hood: Neither. You see... I don't trust you, Vasey. You said you'd take no prisoners.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Oh, yes. Yes, I did say that. Well, that was rather hasty of me. I mean, who's going to pay tax if the villagers are all dead?
Robin Hood: So, what? You're going to release all these people now only to make slaves of them later?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Why?
Robin Hood: You don't give me much of a choice, do you?
Sheriff of Nottingham: What, have you got some little trick tucked up your sleeve, Hoody, hmm? Humiliate me and rescue the girl? You're so predictable, Hood. Bored of that game. Kill her.

[repeated line]
Robin Hood: Get it done.

Robin Hood: I'd forgotten how beautiful sunsets here can be. Sherwood. This is home.
Much: Is it true?
Robin Hood: [Nods] The final battle.
Much: No. This can't happen. There's - there's a cure.
Robin Hood: Much... we have cheated death so many times
Much: What am I going to be without you?
Robin Hood: You... are already more of a man... then I will ever be. You are Much. And you are my best friend.

"Robin Hood: Too Hot to Handle (#3.7)" (2009)
Isabella: What was she like?
Robin Hood: What was who like?
Isabella: The woman that my brother killed.
Robin Hood: [sighs] She was Marian.
Isabella: She must have been a pretty special woman to have such a hold over you. And my brother.
Robin Hood: She never gave your brother a reason to feel anything for her.
Isabella: And you?
Robin Hood: I just want to forget.

Robin Hood: I swear, if I get out of here alive, I will KILL YOU!
Guy of Gisborne: Swear all you want, Hood, it won't make any difference. The legend dies here. Slowly... and painfully, I'd imagine. Meanwhile, I get to be Sheriff. Life is sweet, isn't it?

Isabella: I had a dream about you and me.
Robin Hood: Did you? What was it?
Isabella: I dreamt that we - we lived together. Lived in a - lived in a farm house. Had a few animals. Grew all out own food. And we had children.
Robin Hood: How many?
Isabella: Four. Two girls and two boys. Freckles on their little knees. The boys had your - your strength and your courage.
Robin Hood: ...and the girls, your brains.
Isabella: We were so happy. You probably think it sounds ridiculous.
Robin Hood: No. It sounds... sort of perfect.

Isabella: Yeah. It sounds so simple. Getting a tiny arrow through that tiny ring...
Robin Hood: You're forgetting one thing.
Isabella: Yeah?
Robin Hood: I'm Robin Hood.

Kate: Robin!
Robin Hood: Kate? What happened?
Kate: We tried to get to the river but I got caught.
[lowers voice]
Kate: You can't trust her.
Isabella: Robin, we've got to get out of here, it's only a matter of time before someone comes down.
Robin Hood: Can't just leave her, Isabella.
Isabella: We've got a chance to escape...
Kate: Robin!
Isabella: ...escape out old lives. Come on! We've got to take this chance, here, listen. What we talked about down there - the dream. It can be our dream... our reality. But we have to go now!
Robin Hood: Isabella... I like you. I really do. But I'm afraid for me, it'll always be just a dream.
Isabella: ...what?
Robin Hood: Whether I like it or not, and believe me, sometimes I *hate* it... but I am Robin Hood. I am an outlaw. And I can't change that.
Isabella: But surely, Robin, surely in time, we can just start fresh. Become someone new, come on, please...
Robin Hood: No, no. I am who I am. I tried to have it all once before. But it just caused so much pain for everyone.
Isabella: No, I'm not her.
Robin Hood: ...I'm truly sorry.
Isabella: NO!

Prince John: "Dead," you said. "Taken care of," you said.
Isabella: He's always lied, Sire. In fact, he was going to let me go and not tell you about it.
Guy of Gisborne: No...
Isabella: ...until I knocked him unconscious.
Guy of Gisborne: No, Sire.
Prince John: You let the team down, Guy. You've let yourself down. In fact, you're a liability.
Guy of Gisborne: No...
Prince John: Gisborne, you're fired.
Guy of Gisborne: No, you will not fire me. I've waited all my life to be Sheriff and I will NOT be fired by YOU!
[Draws sword on Prince John]
Guy of Gisborne: You're not a monarch. You're a pretender, a fake, a fraud!
Isabella: Oh no, not as big a fraud as him
[points to Robin]
Isabella: I've been a fool, Sire. A weak, vain woman, blinded by his flattery. But now I see the truth, and I beg you, Sire, let me show you how sorry I am!
[Holds club out at Robin]
Robin Hood: Isabella, put it...
Isabella: your honeyed words for someone who cares... Hood.
Prince John: Be my guest.

Robin Hood: You're a dead man walking, Gisborne.
Guy of Gisborne: Never seemed to do you much harm.

Robin Hood: This is what you do...
Tuck: ...and you do it well.
Robin Hood: No. WE do it well.

Guy of Gisborne: This isn't over, Hood!

Robin Hood: [sneaking up on Isabella] Good evening.
Isabella: Oh! God, don't do that!
Robin Hood: Sorry. Just thought I'd pop in on you.

Robin Hood: So, what's his name, then?
Eleanor: Actually, his name's Robin.
Robin Hood: Is it? Well, thank you very much, that's very flattering.
Eleanor: No, after the bird. One landed on his crib the day he was born.
Robin Hood: ...of course it did. Right. Good, good.
Eleanor: Joke. It was after you.
Jack: He's always been a poorly lad, so we uh, thought we'd give him a name of strength.

Much: Hey. What's wrong?
Robin Hood: I envy them, Much. You know, they have nothing, and yet I envy them, their lives, because... they have each other. You know?
Much: Well... we've got each other.
Robin Hood: That's not the same though, is it?
Much: No. It's not.

Robin Hood: [sneaking up on Isabella] Well, I am punctual, if nothing else.
Isabella: You have to stop doing that.

Robin Hood: What do you think your brother would say if he knew we were together?
Isabella: Guy still wet the bed when we was 12. He doesn't scare me.
Robin Hood: Yeah? Be sure to mention that to him the next time I see him!

Isabella: Guy, let me go! You are my brother, you let me go! Please, Guy.
Guy of Gisborne: All right. I will. I'll give you another chance, Isabella. I mean, we all make mistakes, don't we?
Robin Hood: What a shame you didn't show that same compassion to Marian before you ran her through.
Guy of Gisborne: Shut it.
[to Isabella]
Guy of Gisborne: So, I'll unshackle you...
Isabella: Thank you.
Guy of Gisborne: ...on one condition.
Isabella: Why is there always one condition with you?
Guy of Gisborne: Prove to me that you understand the terrible error you have made. Kill him. In front of me. With this.
[Waves sword]
Guy of Gisborne: If you do that, I will lie to Prince John.
Isabella: What does he know?
Guy of Gisborne: I will tell him that he misread what he saw last night, and your life will be spared.
[holds out sword to Isabella]
Robin Hood: Just do it. You're a rubbish kisser, anyway. Just save us all the pretense and do it quickly. It'll make his day.
Guy of Gisborne: Fine, I will then! Huh. You were right. It was obviously a mistake having anything to do with this weasel.

Robin Hood: You were gonna do it.
Isabella: What are you talking about? I was tricking him. I helped you fight him.
Robin Hood: That was helping me?
Isabella: I gave you the piece of wood, you fool.
Robin Hood: What do you mean, "gave it to me?" I took it from you!
Isabella: Oh yeah, of course you did. 'Cause you are so perfect.
Robin Hood: Oh, shut up!

Robin Hood: [alarmed as Isabella wields sword over her unconscious brother] What are you doing?
Isabella: What I've wanted to do for 17 years - consigning him to hell.
Robin Hood: Isabella, once you do it, there's no going back. There's nothing more to be said or done.
Isabella: This'll do all the talking I need.
Robin Hood: Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. What about what he may have to say?
Isabella: The only thing I ever wanted to hear from him was a plea for forgiveness. Some admission of guilt that it was his fault that I was so unhappy. He sold his own sister to a man who made my life a misery.
Robin Hood: That's why you shouldn't let him off so easily. Come on. Give it to me.
[takes sword from her]
Isabella: You will pay. Someday, you will pay.

Isabella: Take it back.
Robin Hood: Take what back?
Isabella: The bit about being a rubbish kisser, take it back.
Robin Hood: Fine! You're not a rubbish kisser.
Isabella: So why did you say it?
Robin Hood: To make you angry.

Isabella: Clun's this way.
Robin Hood: It's this way.
Isabella: I know which way it is.
Robin Hood: Isabella, I live in the forest. I know which way Clun is. It's this way!
Isabella: All right, you think I'm going to lead you into another trap, right? Fine. We'll go your way.
Robin Hood: Well, if you think...
Isabella: No, no, no.
Robin Hood: ...then we can go your...
Isabella: No, really.
Robin Hood: Isabella. I am letting you have your own way. Surely you can't get angry with me for letting you have your own way, can you?
Isabella: You've not been out with many women, have you?

Tuck: Change is coming, Robin.
Robin Hood: Is it, now? I'm beginning to wonder if we can ever really change anything.
Tuck: The Sheriff is dead, is that not change enough?
Robin Hood: Well, in his place is a Prince who does nothing while his peoples wells run dry and they die of thirst.
Kate: Thank goodness for me, then.
Robin Hood: Your recce went well?
Kate: 2 guards, 1 door, and 20 barrels of Prince John's cool fresh water hidden in a barn, just begging to be sampled!

Robin Hood: You can still try and escape
Isabella: Escape? To where? My brother was my protector. Without him, I have nothing.
Robin Hood: have me.

Robin Hood (2010)
Robin Longstride: [asking about her late husband] A good knight?
Marion Loxley: It was short but sweet.
Robin Longstride: No, I meant: he was a good knight?

Robin Longstride: If you thought it was hard getting wages from him when he was alive, try getting wages from a dead king.

Robin Longstride: We can't repay our good luck with bad grace, it invites darkness.

Prince John: [sarcastically] Would every man have a castle?
Robin Longstride: In England, every man's home *is* his castle.

Robin Longstride: Girl!
Marion Loxley: *Girl!*

Robin Longstride: Ask me nicely.

Robin Longstride: Lady Marion Loxley, My wife.
Will Scarlet: Well played! A bit, a bit rash, well played nevertheless.

Robin Longstride: What has eighteen legs and isn't going anywhere?

Robin Longstride: We are men of the hood...
[Little John whistles and hits two of the guards]
Robin Longstride: ... merry now at your expense.

Marion Loxley: Are you coming?
Robin Longstride: If you ask me nicely.
Marion Loxley: [sarcastically] My dear husband, won't you kindly share my bedroom chambers?
[She drops into a half-hearted curtsy]

Marion Loxley: I thought you'd left.
Robin Longstride: The fields are planted.
Marion Loxley: How did you find the seed?
Robin Longstride: If you have to ask, it's not a gift.
Marion Loxley: Thank you.

Robin Longstride: If you're building for the future, you need to keep your foundations strong, laws of the land enslave the people to a king who demands loyalty but offers nothing in return, I've been to the South of France, Palestine and back, you build a kingdom the same way you build a cathedral from the ground up!

Robin Longstride: If the idea is deception, shouldn't you address me by my husband or dear?
Marion Loxley: Would you join me in my chambers?
Robin Longstride: Ask me nicely.

Robin Longstride: Girl
Marion Loxley: Girl? Either you've grown blind or come looking for charity.

Little John: [During Battle] Archer stay alive, I'll see you tonight.
Robin Longstride: Don't forget your money this time little man, I'll be pleased to take it off of you.

Marion Loxley: Once before I said goodbye to a man going to war. He never came back.
Robin Longstride: Ask me nicely.
[She smiles, steps forward. They kiss]
Robin Longstride: [fervently] I love you, Marion.

King Richard The Lionheart: What is your opinion on my Crusade? Will God be pleased with my sacrifice?
Robin Longstride: No, he won't.
King Richard The Lionheart: Why do you say that?
Robin Longstride: The massacre, sire.
King Richard The Lionheart: Speak up!
Robin Longstride: When you had us heard two and a half thousand innocent men, women, and children together; the woman at my feet, with her hands bound, she looked up at me. It wasn't fear in her eyes, it wasn't anger. It was only pity. She knew that when you gave the order, and our blades would descend upon their heads, in that moment: we would be godless. All of us. Godless.

Robin Longstride: Rise and rise again until lambs become lions.

Sir Robert Loxley: [During the french ambush] You're English?
Godfrey: When it suits me.

The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
Robin Hood: Men, if you're willing to fight for our people, I want you!

Robin Hood: I'll organize revolt, exact a death for a death, and I'll never rest until every Saxon in this shire can stand up free men and strike a blow for Richard and England.
Prince John: Are you finished?
Robin Hood: I'm only just beginning. From this night forward I'll use every means in my power to fight you!

Lady Marian Fitzswalter: Why, you speak treason!
Robin Hood: Fluently.

Sir Guy of Gisbourne: You've come to Nottingham once too often!
Robin Hood: When this is over, my friend, there'll be no need for me to come again.

Robin Hood: It's injustice I hate, not the Normans.

[last lines]
King Richard: What about you Robin?
Robin Hood: My sword is yours, sire, now and always.
King Richard: Is there nothing England's king can grant the outlaw who showed him his duty to his country?
Robin Hood: Yes, your majesty: a pardon for the men of Sherwood.
King Richard: Granted with all my heart!
[the men cheer]
King Richard: But, uh, is there nothing for yourself?
Robin Hood: [looking at Marian] There's but one thing else, sire.
King Richard: [to Marian] And, uh, do you too wish...?
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: More than anything in the world, sire.
King Richard: Kneel, Robin Hood.
[Robin does so, and King Richard taps his shoulders with his sword]
King Richard: Arise Robin, Baron of Locksley, Earl of Sherwood and Nottingham, and lord of all the lands and manors appertaining thereto. My first command to you, my lord Earl, is to take in marriage the hand of the Lady Marian... What say you to that, Baron of Locksley?
Robin Hood: May I obey all your commands with equal pleasure, sire!

Robin Hood: Welcome to Sherwood, my lady!

Sir Guy of Gisbourne: What the devil?
Robin Hood: Come now, Sir Guy. You would not kill a man for telling the truth, would you?
Sir Guy of Gisbourne: If it amused me, yes!

Lady Marian Fitzswalter: Robin!
Robin Hood: Yes?
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: Please.
Robin Hood: Then you do love me, don't you? Don't you?
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: You know I do.
Robin Hood: Well, that's different. (Robin re-enters the window and they share an embrace and kiss.)
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: You know you're very impudent.
Robin Hood: Me?
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: You are. And when my real guardian King Richard finds out about your being in love with me...
Robin Hood: I know, he'll make me court jester.
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: He won't. He'll stick your funny head on London's Gate.
Robin Hood: A very fine decoration it will be, my bold Norman beauty.
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: I'm not bold.
Robin Hood: But you're a Norman... And you are a beauty. You are the most beautiful...
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: And you're leaving here at once. Please darling! Every minute you're here, you're in danger.
Robin Hood: I know...

Sir Guy of Gisbourne: [during duel with Robin] Do you know any prayers, my friend?
Robin Hood: I'll say one for you!

Robin Hood: [to Gisbourne during duel] Did I upset your plans?

Will Scarlett: I'm tired.
Robin Hood: What? After a nice refreshing sleep in the green wood?
Will Scarlett: I pulled seven acorns out of my ribs.
Robin Hood: Lovely, fresh air...
Will Scarlett: My teeth ache with chattering.
Robin Hood: Nightingales singing...
Will Scarlett: An owl hooting in my ear.
Robin Hood: Hooting? He was singing you to sleep!

Robin Hood: Give way, little man.
Little John: Only to a better man than meself.
Robin Hood: He stands before you.

Will Scarlett: Robin, I've just got word of-
[sees Friar Tuck and breaks off]
Robin Hood: It's all right, he's one of us.
Will Scarlett: One of us? He looks like three of us!

Robin Hood: Now some of you might think that our loyal host intended this treasure for the coffers of Prince John, instead of to ransom the king- and you'd be right. But a strange thing happened. A change of heart overtook him in the forest and there it is safe and sound!

Lady Marian Fitzswalter: Tell me: when you are in love, is it hard to think of anybody but one person?
Bess: Yes, indeed, m'lady, and sometimes it's a bit of trouble sleeping.
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: I know! But it's a nice kind of not sleeping!
Bess: Yes. And it affects your appetite, too. Not that I've noticed it's done that to you, 'cept when he was in the dungeon waiting to be hanged.
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: And does it make you want to be with him all the time?
Bess: Yes. And when he's with you, your legs are as weak as water. Now, tell me, m'lady: when he looks at you, do you feel a kind of pricky feeling, like goosey pimples running all up and down your spine?
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: [blushes]
Bess: Then there's not a doubt of it!
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: A doubt of what?
Robin Hood: [eavesdropping from the window] That you're in love!

Robin Hood: What a pity her manners don't match her looks.

Sir Guy of Gisbourne: Now that you've robbed us and had your fill of insulting us, we wish to leave. Come, Lady Marian.
Robin Hood: My own men will escort my Lady. But before you take leave of her, it might be as well if you thanked her for saving your life.
Sir Guy of Gisbourne: My life?
Robin Hood: Do you think you would've left this forest alive if it hadn't been for her presence here? Peter! Errol! Take six men guide our loyal host and his nervous friend to the Nottingham road.
High Sheriff of Nottingham: But our... our horses? Our... our clothes?
Robin Hood: You'll return to Nottingham as you are, on foot. This, Sir Guy, will at least be a lesson to you in humility if not in mercy. The rest of your people will be returned tomorrow.
Sir Guy of Gisbourne: But the Lady Marian?
Robin Hood: You'd best be started, before I've a change of mind.
[Robin's men draw their swords]
High Sheriff of Nottingham: [to Sir Guy] I think we'd better go!

King Richard: Well, sir rascal, tell me, who are you?
Robin Hood: I'm called Robin Hood.
King Richard: It seems I've heard of you.
Robin Hood: Nothing good, I hope.
King Richard: Oh, now I remember. How does your loyalty to Richard set on a killer of knights, a poacher of the king's deer and an outlaw?
Robin Hood: Those I've killed died from misusing the trust that Richard left them. And the worst rogue of these is the king's own brother.
King Richard: Oh, then you blame Prince John.
Robin Hood: No, I blame Richard. His task was defending his people instead of deserting them to fight in foreign lands.
King Richard: What? You'd condemn the Holy Crusades?
Robin Hood: I'll condemn anything that leaves the task of holding England to outlaws like me.

Robin and Marian (1976)
[Robin Hood comes back from the Crusades]
Maid Marian: You never wrote.
Robin Hood: I don't know how.

Robin Hood: Give me my bow... Where this falls, John, Put us close, and leave us there.

Robin Hood: [Robin and Will are about to be executed] How can you eat?
Little John: [shrugs] I'm hungry.

Maid Marian: Let's take a look at you.
Robin Hood: [opens his shirt] Just a few bumps and bruises.
Maid Marian: [Reacting to his scars] Oh!
[She touches them gently]
Maid Marian: So many... You had the sweetest body when you left. Hard, and not a mark. And you were mine. When you left I thought I'd die. I even tried. I walked into the woods and laid down by a stream and cut myself. Some damn fool forrester came by, took me to the abbey. So they say. No more scars, Robin. It's too much to lose you twice.
Robin Hood: I've never kissed a member of the clergy before. Would it be a sin?

Sir Ranulf: I hold my office from the King himself!
Robin Hood: I never liked your King much.
Sir Ranulf: You're his subject... and his servant.
Robin Hood: He's not King here. Not in Sherwood.
Sir Ranulf: [mocking] *You're* the ruler? Should I bow?
Robin Hood: I wouldn't have you in my service, nobleman. I've known your kind all my life. You're everything I'm meant to fight. *You're* the enemy. You gobble good red meat, and we get bread and cheese. The laws can't touch you and there's no crime you can be punished for, and we can shoot a deer and have our eyes put out. This is *my* forest. I'll live here as I like. You come in again, I'll kill you.

Maid Marian: I don't know how I look to you, but I'm not your Marian. I can't imagine living in the world again, or even for a minute wanting to. Come morning, I'm going to the Sheriff.
Robin Hood: What's the sense? Who would it serve?
Maid Marian: There's always God. You went crusading, didn't you?
Robin Hood: There are some things worth dying for.
Maid Marian: They had souls, too, the heathen that you killed. If I should die in prison-and I'd rather not, but if it comes-it's for a reason. I'll have stood for something, and I won't have taken another life to do it. What will you do now? Fight the Sheriff? More corpses? Aren't you sick of it?
Robin Hood: On the twelfth of July, 1191, the mighty fortress that was Acre fell to Richard, his one great victory in the Holy Land. He was sick in bed and never struck a blow. On the eighth of August, John and I stood outside watching while every Muslim left alive was marched out in chains. King Richard spared the rich for ransoms, took the strong for slaves, then he took the children-*all* the children-and had them chopped apart. Then he had their mothers killed. When they were all dead, three thousand bodies on the plain, he had them all opened up so their guts could be explored for gold and precious stones. Our churchmen on the scene-and there were many-took it for a triumph! One bishop put on his mitre and led us all in prayer. And you ask me if I'm sick of it.
Maid Marian: Why didn't you come home then?
Robin Hood: Bec... he was my King.

Robin Hood: I've followed you for twenty years. I fought for you in the Crusades. I fought for you here in France. Show me a soldier and I'll fight him now. But I won't slaughter children for a piece of gold that never was!
Richard the Lionheart: I ordered it. I command you.
Robin Hood: *You* do it! You're a bloody bastard, you'll enjoy it!
Richard the Lionheart: Damn right I'll do it!

Little John: Where do we go? Which way?
Robin Hood: North.
Little John: Why north?
Robin Hood: England's there. Let's go home, John.

Robin Hood: They've turned us into heroes, Johnny. Will, you didn't make it up.
Will Scarlett: These songs, I don't know where they come from, but you hear them everywhere. We go from town to town and ...
Robin Hood: What do you do for a living?
Friar Tuck: While I take confessions, he takes the horses.
Will Scarlett: And everywhere we go, they want to hear about the things you did.
Robin Hood: We didn't do them.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Robin! Still not dead?
Robin Hood: Not for want of trying. You look well, all things considered.
Sheriff of Nottingham: How was the Crusade?
Robin Hood: A disappointment. After all these years, look at us. I'm nothing but a former captain, and you're still the Sheriff.
Sheriff of Nottingham: No advancement. You see, I can read and write. Makes you suspect. Not a duke in twenty reads a word.
[to Sir Ranulf]
Sheriff of Nottingham: Correct, milord?
Sir Ranulf: Books are for clerks.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Robin, you're still a free man. Let me have her and you can go.
Robin Hood: You know I can't do that.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Well, then, I shall have to hunt you down.
Robin Hood: Good hunting, Sheriff.
Sheriff of Nottingham: God help you, Robin.
Robin Hood: If He will.
[rides away]
Sir Ranulf: [recovering from a kick in the groin] So that's Robin Hood. He's a dead man.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Yes... but not just anyone's. He's mine. Can you get on your horse, Sir Ranulf?

Robin Hood: [to John] They reckon it's a good life to have reached 40. We're both past it, and look at us!

Robin Hood: [seeing Marian in a nun's habit] Marian, what are you doing in that costume?
Maid Marian: Living in it.

Robin Hood: Richard, it's me.
Richard the Lionheart: [dying] I know it's you. You couldn't leave me, could you? You're free of me now. I'll let you go. What will you do without me now, Jolly Robin... now I'm dead?

Maid Marian: Robin, were there many women on your Great Crusade?
Robin Hood: Lots.
Maid Marian: Don't tell me.
Robin Hood: As you wish.
Maid Marian: How many?
Robin Hood: Well...
[after a long pause]
Robin Hood: ... But they all looked like you.

Robin Hood: [to Marian] It's so beautiful, this place... the woods just now... full of noises... everything so alive. I kept thinking of all the death I've seen. I've hardly lost a battle, and I don't know what I've won. 'The day is ours, Robin,' you used to say, and then it was tomorrow. But where did the day go?

Robin Hood: Jesus, Marian! Why?
Maid Marian: I love you. More than all you know. I love you more than children. More than fields I've planted with my hands. I love you more than morning prayers or peace or food to eat. I love you more than sunlight, more than flesh or joy or one more day. I love you more than God.

"Robin Hood: Get Carter! (#2.8)" (2007)
Robin Hood: He's not crying. He's laughing on the wrong side of his face.

Marian: Don't you EVER tie me up!
Robin Hood: Well, you didn't listen to your orders.
Marian: People were dying!
Robin Hood: Marian, you can't be seen with us!
Marian: Why not? Robin, I AM with you!
Robin Hood: Because if the Sheriff were to see you, or Gisbourne, you could never go back to the castle!
Marian: I don't WANT to go back!
Marian: Well, I'm glad. But you're not ready to make that decision.

Robin Hood: Thank you, my friend. I owe you my life.
Carter: Yes, you do. But I won't take it just yet.

Marian: Are you going to apologize to me? You could have gotten me killed!
Robin Hood: I think you could have gotten yourself killed without my help, charging in like that!
Marian: Robin, I've been fighting these idiots for years as the night watchmen, remember?
Robin Hood: I know. On your own. This is a team, Marian. You went crashing in, Marian, and we all had to follow. And in battle, that's a cardinal sin. We work together.
Marian: mean they do as you tell them.
Robin Hood: Yeah. Yeah, they do. And until you learn to do the same, you can stay here at the camp.
Marian: ...what?
Robin Hood: I mean it, Marian. You need to calm down.

Robin Hood: Just go and cook something.
Marian: Why, because I am a woman?
Robin Hood: No, because I AM HUNGRY!

Robin Hood: He was a hero... just not on that day.

Carter: I've waited for this moment. Imagined it so many different ways... meeting you. Killing you.
Robin Hood: Good. Well, I hope it lives up to expectations.
Carter: Oh, it will.

Much: Yeah, I've been to war. I didn't come back a mad killer.
Robin Hood: Well, the demons work in different ways, don't they? But they're the same demons.
Much: Yeah, I've got my demons. And you've never held me like you held him.
Robin Hood: Much.
Much: You haven't! You haven't listened to MY story.
Robin Hood: That's because I was there with you! It's my story, too.
Much: Yeah, I know. It's just we've never talked about it. You know, we never talk.
Robin Hood: Well, all right. Well, let's talk.
Much: Not if you're doing it to humor me, no.
Robin Hood: Oh come on, Much.
Much: Whatever I say, you never listen to me, anyways.
Robin Hood: Well you KNOW that's not true.

Robin Hood: Old friend. You hold a special place in my heart.
Much: Do I?
Robin Hood: Well, do I really have to say it?
Much: No. Of course not. Just once in a while would be nice.

Robin Hood: KNEEL.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Make me.
Robin Hood: With pleasure!

Carter: Do you do this a lot?
Robin Hood: I seem to, yeah!
Carter: It really would be simpler to kill them...
Robin Hood: Where would be the fun in that, eh?

Robin Hood: Well... you disobeyed me.
Marian: I saved your life!
Robin Hood: ...and you kissed Gisbourne.
Marian: And you tied me up!
Robin Hood: And YOU could have gotten us all killed!
Marian: I'm sorry. I'm not used to taking orders, but I can learn. I want to be part of your gang.
Robin Hood: ...and I am not used to you being in the forest, but I can learn.
Marian: Truce?
Robin Hood: Yeah. Truce.

Robin Hood: Her husband died because of you.
Carter: I only killed Sheriffs men.
Robin Hood: ...and they only killed villagers to make you look good. Now, was that the Sheriff's idea, or was it yours?
Carter: His.
Robin Hood: His. And you were happy to go along with it if it meant you could get closer to me.
Carter: What's your point, Locksley?
Robin Hood: My point, assassin, is that there are widows here today, all trying to comfort children who don't understand why their fathers didn't come home and why their mothers won't stop crying.
Carter: If you're trying to make me feel bad, you're wasting your time.
Robin Hood: Am I? Because there's a reason you don't like to look back, Carter. Because you don't want to see what it is that you do, because you don't like what you do. And you want to know how I know that? It's because I used to be like you. I've killed in the holy land as well.
Carter: Boo. Hoo.
Robin Hood: [scoffingly] Boo-hoo.

Robin Hood: Clun first. Not you, Marian, you're staying here.
Marian: Why?
Robin Hood: Because I think you need some time alone.
Marian: Why?
Robin Hood: Because this isn't the Marian I know and love.
Marian: Well, I'm sorry if you're disappointed, but this is who I am now.
Robin Hood: Really? Well, I hope not.

Robin Hood: If you really think I'm lying, you can kill me. If you think it will give you peace, then kill me now.

Robin Hood (1991)
Maid Marian: So what are you going to do to me? Tie me up?
Robin Hood: Could be a lashing.
Maid Marian: How many strokes?
Robin Hood: As many as are necessary.
Maid Marian: And then it's finished?
Robin Hood: That depends. Have you ever been lashed before?
Maid Marian: I've never had someone make me beg them to stop.
Robin Hood: Then you've never had a proper lashing.

Robin Hood: Let's settle this on a coin toss. Heads I win, tails he loses.

Robin Hood: Sam, can you make boxes?
Sam Timmons the Carpenter: Can I make boxes? Is Friar Tuck hungry?

Robin Hood: [Swings into the chapel and interrupts Marian's wedding to Miles Folcanet] Good morning, Sir Miles!

Robin Hood: I'm going to show him what an outlaw is and what an outlaw does!

Robin Hood: I order you to leave this man be, and to get off my land.
Sir Miles Folcanet: Well well, leave him be? Yes, of course we could do as you suggest. But the poacher will still have his eyes so he could poach again.

Robin Hood: You should have killed him!
Will Scarlett: You should have kept your mouth shut!

Robin Hood: You've got a twinkle in your eye.
Much the Miller: Better than the sharp end of a dagger.

Robin Hood: You're free to go. Or stay if you think you've something to offer?
Maid Marian: What could I offer to the man who has everything?
Robin Hood: [Frowns] Don't play games with me.
Maid Marian: You're so handsome when you're angry.

Robin Hood: [Has a knife on the corrupt Abbott] I apologize, the steel is cold, it couldn't be helped.

Robin Hood: What's your name?
Maid Marian: [In disguise] Martin. Martin Pride.
Robin Hood: Pride. I like it.

Robin Hood: Who are you?
Maid Marian: [Disguised as Martin Pride] What a time to ask philosophical questions.

Robin Hood: [about the new longbows] You know what I could do with a hundred of these?

Robin Hood: [after being cast out of the castle, Robin and Will are sitting by a fireplace in the woods. Heavy rain and thunder] Let me guess... the horses have gone home?
Will Scarlett: Yes, the horses have gone home.
Robin Hood: Congratulations.
Will Scarlett: Thank you.
Robin Hood: I'm starved.
Will Scarlett: Me too.
Robin Hood: It's raining.
Will Scarlett: [agreeing] It's raining.
Will Scarlett: If only I hadn't encouraged you to stand up for the miller.
Robin Hood: If only I hadn't listened.
Robin Hood, Will Scarlett: [looking at each other, then in unison] Bloody Normans!

"Robin Hood: Will You Tolerate This? (#1.1)" (2006)
Much: fact, I can feel a song coming on...
Robin Hood: No, no song! Absolutely no song!
Much: It would be a cheery song
Robin Hood: ...and it would be a tragedy too... A tragedy for you to have survived the Turk, and made it within a few miles of Locksley, only to be killed by your own master!
Much: You know it is lucky I do not readily take offense... a smaller man would be offended... a smaller man would be wounded.
Robin Hood: ...and a cleverer man would sing fewer songs!

Much: We are home unscathed, well, scathed, very scathed, but happy, and hungry. Mostly hungry.
Robin Hood: [Marian has just pointed an arrow at them after trying to visit her father] Interesting.
Much: Interesting? It was unbelieveable! And he used to treat us like... Like sons!
Robin Hood: She is still unmarried.
Much: Oh. And I thought you had come to see the old sheriff!
Robin Hood: I did!
Much: Oh, please.

Much: Where is everybody? Funny, Wednesday used to be market day.
Robin Hood: I think Wednesday might still be market day.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley, welcome back. I trust Sir Guy of Gisborne's managed your estates to your satisfaction?
Robin Hood: I believe he may have managed them to your satisfaction.

Robin Hood: Discipline has never been a problem on my estates.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Times have changed.
Robin Hood: Not for the better, it seems.

Sheriff of Nottingham: [Is giving a speech about taxation] Hungry men are virtuous.
Robin Hood: There is a celebration of my return tonight in the great hall?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Indeed.
Robin Hood: Then I hope none of us "virtuous" men will be feasting?

Marian: [Robin has just arrived at Knighton hall in secret] Well? Don't just stand there. If the sheriff's men see...
Robin Hood: What? You might give them the pleasure of your company?
Marian: Grow up.

Marian: [after Robin has spurted a corny pick-up line at her] Five years and you're still pedalling the same old drivel. Does it ever work?
Robin Hood: You'd be surprised.
Marian: Amazed.

Marian: Well don't just stand there, if the Sheriff's men see...
Robin Hood: What? You might give them the pleasure of your company?
Marian: Grow Up

Marian: [pointing an arrow to Robin's head] You heard my father. Leave.
Robin Hood: Marian!... It's me, Robin.
Marian: Congratulations. Leave!

[as four people are being hanged, Robin grabs a bow]
Robin Hood: People of Nottingham!
[He shoots through one of the hangman's nooses, freeing one of the people hanging]
Robin Hood: These men have committed no crime worth more than a spell in the stocks.
[He shoots through another hanging rope, freeing someone else]
Robin Hood: Will you tolerate this injustice? I, for one, will not!
[He shoots through the two remaining nooses with two arrows at the same time]

Guy of Gisborne: Now, I have kept your lands for you, managed your estate to the best of my ability under the guidance of the sheriff, and I'd appreciate more respect in front of the populace.
Robin Hood: How long have you been here?
Guy of Gisborne: three years, four winters.
Robin Hood: And you still do not have the respect of the populace?

Robin Hood: It is surprising that you are not married.
Marian: It is. And yet when one considers that marriage requires a man-perhaps not.

Robin Hood: [after Robin shoots 5 arrows which just misses the hand of a guard] It seems I missed your hand, let him go before my aim improves.

Robin Hood (1973)
Little John: You're burning the chow!
Robin Hood: Sorry, Johnny. Guess I was thinking about Maid Marian again. I can't help it. I love her, Johnny.
Little John: Look, why don't you stop moonin' and mopin' around? - Just - Just marry the girl.
Robin Hood: Marry her? You don't just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and say, "Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?" No. It just isn't done that way.
Little John: Aw, come on, Robbie. Climb the castle walls. Sweep her off her feet. Carry her off in style.
Robin Hood: It's no use, Johnny. I've thought it all out, and... it just wouldn't work. Besides, what have I got to offer her?
Little John: Well, for one thing, you can't cook.
Robin Hood: I'm serious, Johnny. She's a highborn lady of quality.
Little John: So she's got class? So what?
Robin Hood: I'm an outlaw, that's what. That's no life for a lovely lady. Always on the run. What kind of a future is that?
Friar Tuck: Oh, for heaven's sake, son. You're no outlaw. Why, someday you'll be called a great hero.
Robin Hood: A hero? Do you hear that, Johnny? We've just been pardoned.
Little John: That's a gas. We ain't even been arrested yet.

Little John: You know somethin', Robin. I was just wonderin', are we good guys or bad guys? You know, I mean, uh? Our robbin' the rich to feed the poor.
Robin Hood: Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That's a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.
Little John: Borrow? Boy, are we in debt.

Prince John: I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death!
Marian: Oh, no. Please. Please, sire. I beg of you to spare his life. Please have mercy.
Prince John: My dear, emotional lady, why should I?
Marian: Because I love him, Your Highness.
Prince John: Love him? And does this prisoner return your love?
Robin Hood: Marian, my darling, I love you more than life itself.
Prince John: [Sincerely] Young love, your pleads have not fallen upon a heart of stone.
[Tone changes to fierce and determined]
Prince John: But traitors to the crown must die!
Robin Hood: [cutting him off] Traitor to the crown? That crown belongs to King Richard. Long live King Richard!
Crowd: Long live King Richard!
Prince John: [gives the crowd a dirty look]
[Throwing a childish tantrum]
Prince John: Enough! I am King! King! King! Off with his head!

Friar Tuck: Alright, laugh, you two rouges, but there's gonna be a big to-do in Nottingham.
[tastes the stew and coughs]
Friar Tuck: Well done, ain't it? Old Prince John's having a championship archery tournament tomorrow.
Little John: Archery tournament? Huh! Old Rob could win that standing on his head. Huh, Rob?
Robin Hood: Thank you, Little John, but I'm sure we're not invited.
Friar Tuck: No, but there's somebody who will be very dissapointed if you don't come.
Little John: Yeah, ol' Bushel Britches, the Honorable Sheriff of Nottingham.
Friar Tuck: No, Maid Marian.
Robin Hood: Maid Marian?
Friar Tuck: Yeah. She's gonna give a kiss to the winner.
Robin Hood: A kiss to the winner? Oodelaly! Come on, Johnny! What are we waiting for?
Friar Tuck: Wait a minute, Rob. Hold it. That place will be crawling with soldiers.
Robin Hood: Ah, but remember faint hearts never won fair lady. Fear not, my friends.
[he shoots an arrow, it ricochets off a washing tub; Robin then throws his hat in the air, where it is ran through by the arrow and lands back on his head]
Robin Hood: This will be my greatest performance.

Little John: You know something, Robin? You're taking too many chances.
Robin Hood: Chances? You must be joking! That was just a bit of a lark, Little John.
Little John: Oh, yeah? Take a look at your hat. That's not a candle on a cake.
Robin Hood: [regarding the arrow in his hat] Hello! This one almost had my name on it, didn't it? They're getting better, you know. You've got to admit it! They are getting better.
Little John: Yeah, the next thing you know, that sheriff will probably have a rope around our necks!
[gags as he chokes himself]
Little John: Pretty hard to laugh hanging there, Rob!
Robin Hood: The sheriff and his whole posse couldn't lift you off the ground.

Robin Hood: That's all of them. Get going!
Little John: This ain't no hayride. Let's move it outta here. Ho!
Friar Tuck: On to Sherwood Forest!

Robin Hood: [He and Little John are dressed as Gypsy women] Ooh-de-la-lay! Ooh-de-la-lay! Fortune tellers!
Little John: Fortunes forecast! Lucky charms!
Robin Hood: Catch the dope with your horoscope!

Robin Hood: [in disguise] I'm gonna win that Golden Arrow, and then I'm goin' to present meself to Maid Marian.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Listen, Scissorbill. If you shoot half as well as you blabbermouth, you're better than Robin Hood.
Robin Hood: Robin Hood, he says? Wowee! I'm tip-top, alright, but I'm not as good as he is.
[Shoots a perfect bullseye]

Robin Hood: [after just swinging her to safety, he takes her hand] Marian, my love, will you marry me?
Marian: Oh, darling, I thought you'd never ask me!
[moves behind Robin Hood so he can continue to fight the Sheriff's men]
Marian: [giggles] But you could have chosen a more romantic setting!
Robin Hood: For our honeymoon: London! Normandy!
Marian: Yes!
Robin Hood: Sunny Spain?
Marian: [laughs] Why not?

Robin Hood: We'll have six children!
Marian: [charmed] Six? Oh, a dozen at least!
Marian: [Nutsy shoots an arrow at Robin, who dodges, and the ricochet just misses Nutsy. Marian, not content to let that go, smacks Nutsy in the face with a blackberry pie] Take that!
[Marian and Robin laugh]

Robin Hood: [sees Maid Marian] There she is, Little John. Isn't she beautiful?
Little John: Cool it, loverboy! You're heart's running away with your head!
Robin Hood: Ah, stop worrying. This disguise will fool my own mother.
Little John: Yeah, but your mom ain't here. You gotta fool ol' Bushel Britches.

Robin Hood: [posing as a fortune teller] A face appears. A crown is on his noble brow.
Prince John: Oo-dee-lally! A crown! How exciting!
Robin Hood: His face is handsome, regal, majestic, lovable. A cuddly face.
Prince John: Handsome, regal, majestic, ha ha. Lovable, yes, yes. Cuddly.
Prince John: Oh, that's me to a T. It truly is.
Robin Hood: [is slapped by Hiss] Ooh!
Prince John: Now what?
Robin Hood: I uh I see your elustrious name.
Prince John: [shouts] I know my name! Get on with it!
Robin Hood: Your name will go down, down, down in history, of course.
Prince John: Yes! I knew it! I knew it! You hear that, Hiss? Oh you can't. He's in the basket. Don't forget it!

Robin Hood: Tell me, young man, how old are you?
Skippy: Gosh, I'm seven years old! Going on eight!
Robin Hood: Seven? That does make you the man of the house.

"Robin Hood: The Enemy of My Enemy (#3.11)" (2009)
Robin Hood: We go no further unless I know I can trust you. I can't just betray the others and bring you to the camp.
Guy of Gisborne: You can trust me. Just don't ask me to forgive your father.
Robin Hood: Now, you listen to me, Gisborne. If we're going to work together, then we have to leave that behind.
Guy of Gisborne: That's easy for you to say. Your father seduced my mother.
Robin Hood: Well, it didn't take much effort, did it?

Robin Hood: You kill my wife, and you expect forgiveness?
Guy of Gisborne: I loved her as you loved her! I'll never ask for your forgiveness. I can't forgive myself.

Robin Hood: NO!
Kate: He killed my brother!
Robin Hood: He's one of us.
Little John: ...what?
Robin Hood: I SAID: he's one of us.

Robin Hood: Kate. You know I wish I could bring your brother back.
Kate: Just... just don't trust him, Robin.
Robin Hood: I have to trust him. And you have to trust me that I'm doing the right thing.
Kate: Come back to me safely.
Robin Hood: ...I will.

Guy of Gisborne: So we've got two fairly difficult problems. One, we don't know what he looks like.
Robin Hood: We'll recognize him by his birthmark. Don't worry, we'll find him when we get there.
Guy of Gisborne: ...which brings us to problem two.

Robin Hood: I think I have a - I think I have a plan.
Guy of Gisborne: I'm listening.
Robin Hood: You um, you get arrested, get taken to the dungeons, find Archer, and, um... I'll bribe the guards, I'll come and see you.
Guy of Gisborne: And then what?
Robin Hood: And then we escape!
Guy of Gisborne: How?
Robin Hood: Well I don't know, I haven't worked that out yet, have I?
Guy of Gisborne: Forget it, it'll never work.
Robin Hood: Why not?
Guy of Gisborne: 'Cause I'm not gonna get myself arrested.
Robin Hood: Why not?
Guy of Gisborne: 'Cause you'll leave me in the dungeon.
Robin Hood: I will not leave you in the dungeons. You have my word.
Guy of Gisborne: You see, that's where this falls down.
Robin Hood: Well, all right. Well, I'll get myself arrested, then.
Guy of Gisborne: That sounds like a better plan.
Robin Hood: [chuckles] ... and you come and get me out.
Guy of Gisborne: See, suddenly not such a good idea, is it?
Robin Hood: You know, I'm not sure if I trust you yet. But we're about to find out.

Robin Hood: Gisborne killed your brother. He killed Marian. Kate, I know how much it hurts to lost someone you love. But revenge... it burns your soul. It can destroy you. But we have to look forward. I need you to accept him. We both need to accept him.
Kate: I'll accept him. But I can never trust him.

Robin Hood: [to Gang] This is my brother.
Robin Hood: [to Archer] And this is my family.

Guy of Gisborne: This way.
Robin Hood: It's this way.
Guy of Gisborne: Don't argue with me!
Robin Hood: Gisborne, it's this way.
Archer: Have either of you been in this castle before?
Guy of Gisborne: No.
Robin Hood: No.
Archer: [sighs] This way. Come on, come on!

Robin Hood: You're going to betray me like this?
Archer: I have a sister who's the Sheriff of Nottingham. She's rich, she's powerful, and she hates you. This really isn't taking me a lot of thought. Nice meeting you.

Archer: [to Gisborne] He doesn't by any chance have any money, does he?
Robin Hood: No, I don't. I gave up all my family's wealth to help the poor.
Archer: ...of course you did.

Robin Hood: [Takes Archers face in his hand] Brother.
Archer: ...all of a sudden, I have so many brothers. Who are you?
Robin Hood: I'm Robin Hood.
Archer: Really? Robin Hood really exists.

Robin Hood: Where did you learn that? The Orient?
Archer: Naw. That's pure English.

"Robin Hood: The King Is Dead, Long Live the King... (#3.8)" (2009)
Much: It's Sheridan.
Kate: Who?
Tuck: The keeper of the crown.
Robin Hood: Used to be the King's favorite trainer of knights... he trained me.

Much: He was a great King and a good man.
Robin Hood: Don't, Much.
Much: I'm sorry. Robin.
Robin Hood: He's not dead! He can't be.
Little John: Robin, the guard...
Robin Hood: John, I'd know if he was dead. I'd feel it.
Little John: I know.

Much: ...there's bodies down here.
Robin Hood: That's the idea, Much. Come on.

Robin Hood: It's time to play dead. Come on, get this lid off
[starts pushing lid off coffin]
Much: Oh, come on, please! Do we have to?
Robin Hood: Unless you want to be put in one yourself, I'd say yes, now get it open!

Archbishop Walter: Thank you, Robin Hood. England owes you a debt of gratitude.
Robin Hood: Just make sure Prince John pays it.

Robin Hood: If you were Sheridan, where would you hide the crown?
Tuck: Well, you know him better then I do.
Robin Hood: Well, apparently not.
Tuck: Come on, Robin, trust yourself.
Robin Hood: What did he say? "Surrounded by outlaws, where outlaws fear to tread."
[Looks at Tuck, they both have the same thought]
Robin Hood: The Dungeons.

Robin Hood: You know... I think this is the first time we've ever stopped a carriage to give gold back.

Lord Sheridan: Hello, Master.
[Robin takes hood off]
Lord Sheridan: Robin of Locksley.
Robin Hood: Shh. I do apologize for our surroundings. I'm not really a favorite with the guards.
Lord Sheridan: So it's true. I heard tell of your feral existence.
Robin Hood: I thought it only right to raise a toast to our late King. I know you would have been as... distraught as I was with the news.
Lord Sheridan: Indeed. But we must look to the future. You're not going to cause me any problems, are you?
Robin Hood: What do you mean?
Lord Sheridan: Well, I also hear that you've been making trouble for the Prince. And as the new Sheriff of Nottingham, I can't allow that to happen.
Robin Hood: So you're to be the new Sheriff, are you?
Lord Sheridan: Mmm. And a very strict one at that!
Robin Hood: All work and no play. That doesn't sound like Lord Sheridan, the great keeper of the crown, to me.
Lord Sheridan: The crown is surrounded by outlaws... where outlaws fear to tread.
Robin Hood: Well, if you're happy with the Prince, then what problems could I possibly have?
Lord Sheridan: To King John!

Much: Well?
Tuck: We got the crown.
Little John: Hey-hey!
Tuck: ...but they followed us. With dogs.
Robin Hood: I have to get a horse from Nettlestone and get this crown to London.
Little John: London?
Robin Hood: The King may still have supporters there. I'll be back.
Tuck: We'll take care of the guards.
Kate: Good luck!

Kate: We're too late!
Much: We can still tell the archbishop! Tell him the truth!
Robin Hood: He already thinks he's seen the body. It'll be our word against theirs!
Tuck: We can't let the Prince take power like this! We have to stop him. Assassinate him if we have to.
Robin Hood: If we assassinate him, Tuck, we risk invasion - civil war, even!
Tuck: This is treason!
Robin Hood: I know! And I hate him as much as you do, but while Richard's away, Prince John is our only leader.
Tuck: That's all very well while he's Prince, but when he's King he can make new laws, say what he wants, do what he wants, spend what he wants!
Robin Hood: Well then we stop him becoming King, don't we?
Much: How?
Robin Hood: Well, for a coronation to take place, you need a crown, am I right? Well then, we steal his crown.

Robin Hood: [Speaking of dogs] You taught them well.
Lord Sheridan: Better then you.
Robin Hood: You taught me to love the King, not lie about him.
Lord Sheridan: I gave the King the best years of my life, and do you know what he gave me in return? Retirement. Too old to train his knights and good for nothing but looking after his jewelry.
Robin Hood: He entrusted you with the crown because he loved you!
Lord Sheridan: Then why didn't he keep me by his side? Is that the blow of an old man?
Robin Hood: So that's what this is about, is it? You gave up on your country for your vanity, for your ego?
Lord Sheridan: If the King cared about the country he's be here, but he isn't!
Robin Hood: [flips Sheridan to the ground] Your time is past, old master.
Lord Sheridan: It still is my time.
[Guards appear and grab Robin]
Lord Sheridan: Leave him. He's mine. Just like the crown. Out of respect for a good student, I will not kill you, but you shall never see England again. Take him to Hull. Put him on a boat. One way. Farewell, Locksley!

Tuck: These are the abbey doors. We need to go in here, here, and here and storm the alter. First one to the crown makes it out, the rest of us deal with the consequences. He might have the crown, but he's not King until that crown makes it onto his head.
Much: [exhales] Good. But doesn't "storm" imply that there's more then five of us?
Robin Hood: How about six?
Kate: Robin!
Little John: Please tell us you've got a better plan then this one.
Robin Hood: I have, actually. We're going to need shields, just like those ones the Prince wanted for his guards. It's going to be blinding, Allan.

Prince John: You impersonate the King?
Robin Hood: Just like you. PRINCE John.
Prince John: Arrest him!
Robin Hood: You can do what you want! These people, they know the truth.
Archbishop Walter: And so do I. I will never make you King.
Prince John: Where's my crown?
Guy of Gisborne: Is this what you're looking for? How about a state funeral?
[aims crossbow at Prince John]
Robin Hood: Gisbrone! Don't do it. I know he deserves it, but with no leader at home, England could be ripped apart, torn up by war.
Guy of Gisborne: What has England ever done for me?
Isabella: Brother...
Guy of Gisborne: Don't think I won't shoot you as well after everything you've done.
Isabella: I know. But you'll have to decide which one of us you want dead the most - Prince John or me. Because as much as I hate Robin Hood, he loves his country. And he won't give you a second shot.

"Robin Hood: Total Eclipse (#3.1)" (2009)
Robin Hood: Tuck, Robin Hood is dead. And it has to stay that way so I can be free of this at last!

Robin Hood: Why are you doing this?
Friar Tuck: You know, years ago, when I left this country, the people of this nation were proud, strong, full of spirit. Now I come back to find their backs broken, their hope shattered. Everywhere I go, I see fear and suspicion haunting their faces. And yet everywhere, I hear one name. Even from the mouths of children. One name, whispered in hope. One name that keeps the flame of England burning: Robin Hood.
Robin Hood: Well, maybe that name's already dead... because I'm done with it.

Friar Tuck: Every day it gets worse. Injustice, cruelty, corruption. These people suffer and they starve. And you'll abandon them.
[Robin walks away]
Friar Tuck: Robin, where are you going?
Robin Hood: Look. I can't help them. I've got nothing else to give.
Friar Tuck: You will believe in yourself again - I know it.
Robin Hood: I struggled! I fought, I gave everything I had.
Robin Hood: I even gave the life of the woman I love. Why are you doing this? Why does it matter so much to you?
Friar Tuck: Because I have nothing in my life except my God and my country. I have no family, no wife, yet I have a full heart. That passion must go somewhere, Robin. I'm just saying rest first. Then maybe speak to that scruffy gang of yours.
Robin Hood: I said terrible things to those men. The bravest, most loyal men in England. I didn't want anymore blood on my hands. Truth is, I'd die for them.
Friar Tuck: Give yourself a chance.
Robin Hood: No Tuck, I'm finished for good. I walk a few yards and I'm shattered. And you say I'm the last great hope for England.

Friar Tuck: The people built this to remember Robin Hood.
Robin Hood: [quietly] I never knew they felt like this.
Friar Tuck: You see the power you have? This is why God spared you - to give the people hope.
Robin Hood: ...I don't deserve it.
Friar Tuck: Gisbourne's taken your friends. They are to be put to death tomorrow.
Robin Hood: ...what should I do?
Friar Tuck: What would Robin Hood do? Look into your heart, Robin, You'll find the answer.

Robin Hood: I am Robin Hood! Your Humble Servant! It is for you I live, to fight the evil that chokes this country! No longer must we live in fear and darkness, we must stand together! Only then will the sun rise on this country, OUR ENGLAND, once more!

Guy of Gisborne: Do it! End it, please!
Robin Hood: want this?
Guy of Gisborne: I live in hell.

Robin Hood: [to Marian's ring] I'll never stop loving you.

Allan A Dale: Come on, Robin!
Little John: ROBIN! Do NOT do this!
Robin Hood: Give me that staff!
[takes staff]
Little John: ...what?
[Robin knocks him out with staff]
Much: HEY! Hey, ROBIN!
Allan A Dale: You can't do this alone.
Robin Hood: And what are you going to do, Allan, eh? What are you going to do? Rat me out?
Allan A Dale: That's a bit harsh.
Robin Hood: Once a traitor, always a traitor!
Much: That's not fair.
Robin Hood: You shut up! You leech! You're pathetic.
Allan A Dale: You're tired, Robin. We've been traveling for months.
Robin Hood: And I've had time to think! And I've made up my mind. I don't need you anymore - any of you.
Much: You don't mean that. This is not you! None of this!
Much: ...don't say that.
Robin Hood: He died in the holy land, all right? With Marian. Now all I have left is vengeance.
Much: Then let us come with you.
Robin Hood: [knocks Much out, warningly holds out sword to others] Stop holding me back, I mean it! Get back, now! Don't follow me. It's between me and Gisborne now - Gisborne dies today.

Robin Hood: GISBORNE!
Guy of Gisborne: ...he has come.

Robin Hood: It's all right, don't be scared.
Mary: ...I'm not. You're Robin Hood.

Robin Hood: Time's come for you to pay for what you did.
Guy of Gisborne: No. It was YOU. You forced me to do it!
Robin Hood: You murdered her! She didn't love you, you couldn't have her...
Guy of Gisborne: ...she should have been mine!
Robin Hood: SHE WAS MY WIFE!

Robin Hood: My father used to say when we die we become stars. If that's true, this time tomorrow we could be lighting up the night sky.
Friar Tuck: That's a glorious thought.

"Robin Hood: A Good Day to Die (#2.12)" (2007)
Robin Hood: [exasperated, after Much accidentally led them into a trap] Much?
Much: Sorry!

Robin Hood: [trying to lift their spirits as they're trapped] Once a few determined Spartans held a pass against a vast Persian army.
Much: Really?
Robin Hood: Strategy.
Will Scarlett: And they lived?
Robin Hood: No. But... they did well.
Will Scarlett: [dissapointed] Oh.
Much: I hate that story too.

Robin Hood: They're just gonna wait till we come out.
Much: And then kill us. Not even a conversation.

Robin Hood: Lads... I've got a proposal. If they don't come to us, we go to them.
Little John: When?
Robin Hood: First light.
Will Scarlett: There's too many!
Djaq: We'll die.
Much: Suicide!
Little John: [after Robin nods] ... a good day to die!
Much: Will you shut up? He always says that! I don't even know what it means!
Robin Hood: We'll all most certainly die. But at least we'll die fighting.
Will Scarlett: Yeah. I'm in.
Djaq: Me too.
Little John: Yes.
Much: ...and me.
Robin Hood: [Nods] Good. Good.

Djaq: John?
Little John: No.
Will Scarlett: John, come on.
Djaq: Who do you love?
Little John: You. All of you. Even him.
[gestures to Much]
Little John: I love you all, all right? And Alice. I shouldn't have let her go. And my boy, little Little John. I should have made them stay.
Robin Hood: John, you didn't have a choice.
Little John: Let me speak. Leaving Alice, running to the forest, was wrong. Wrong. That's why I'm a huge, ugly, stupid, useless coward.
Will Scarlett: John!
Little John: That's why I'm always saying it, Much. "Today is a good day to die," because for me, it is. I deserve to die. I left the people that loved me, the two people that should have depended on me, my own child! God... what was I thinking?
Robin Hood: John, I'll not let you talk like this.
Little John: I'm going now. I won't wait until tomorrow.
Robin Hood: JOHN!
Little John: Let's move this cart. Move this thing! I need to die. I want to die! Let me die! Let me die!
Will Scarlett: [Hugging Little John] John!
Little John: [Sobbing] Let me die. I want to die!
Much: Is this normal, this Kalmina thing? Because it's weird.

Much: Look, I'm not doing this.
Djaq: Fine.
Much: Good. Because I don't hate myself, and I'm not in love with anyone else, so...
Djaq: ...fine.
Much: [bristling after Robin chuckles] What?
Robin Hood: ...what?
Much: You're smiling.
Robin Hood: I'm smiling because usually it's a struggle to shut you up.
Much: You think I talk too much. Well, I know that's what you think. Much talks too much, and eats too much, worries too much. It's easy for you to say, because if I don't do it, then who does? It's all right for you because you can just breeze through life and be everyone's hero and not have to worry about the simple things like the fire, or the food, or the hole in your cape or your birthday, because good old, dependable old Much will take care of that. Well, I'll tell you something: you take me for granted. You're sniggering at me...
Robin Hood: Much, I'm just saying...
Much: YOU SHOULDN'T! And I'm angry. And just because I love you doesn't mean I can't hate you, too. And I hate you because in the holy land there was two of us, and we were a team, and the things we went through and the horrors we saw, we went through them together. And when we came home, we were like brothers. Brothers in arms, and where is that now, eh? It's gone, that's where! You never talk. It just don't. You made me a free man, and we're meant to be equals. We're not equals. The only thing that's changed around here is you still treat me like a servant, you don't treat me like your friend.
Robin Hood: That's not true... is it true?
Much: [Nods] Oh Kalila.

Much: This is it. This is really it. Forget what I said, I don't want you to die remembering me that way.
Robin Hood: Hey. I'll remember you as my loyal friend.

Much: Well! Here's to freedom.
Will Scarlett:'s to the poor! Here's to the good people we leave behind.
Little John: We are Robin Hood!
[all echo]
Robin Hood: ...thank you, my friends.

Robin Hood: I'll see you in heaven, my friends.

[last lines]
Robin Hood: I'm coming, My Love! I'm coming...

Robin Hood: Let's get the weapons ready. As soon as there's light to see by, we go.
Little John: NO. No.
Robin Hood: John, we agreed on this!
Little John: You have not spoken, Robin. It's your turn.
Robin Hood: We have a few moments left on this earth. Let me have my thoughts to myself. I'll share them with you in the next life.
Djaq: Robin, if there is a heaven, yours is different from mine.
Much: And if there isn't a heaven...
Robin Hood: It's almost light.
Little John: Robin.
Robin Hood: You know my thoughts. They are for the poor. They are for you. And they're for Marian, the woman I love. The woman who I recently gave a ring to.
Djaq:'re engaged?
Robin Hood: ...the woman who makes me believe that by a twist of fate we might just be able to see this through. And Much, I have betrayed your friendship. But I think you know why. You see, I can't face the terrors we saw, I can't. Because I'm not as strong as you. I have to put them out of my mind, because if I don't, I wouldn't be able to lead. I mean, I wouldn't even be able to...
[pauses, laughs]
Much: ...what?
Robin Hood: It doesn't matter.
Little John: shoot.
Much: Shoot? Of course he can shoot!
Robin Hood: No. No, John's right. In the Holy Land, the men we saw in bits... screaming... every time I raise my bow, I see them. I hear them. And I know now whether it was right or wrong, what we did in the holy land, it makes no difference. So I have to try not to kill. I have to avoid killing. I mean, God gave me a gift with bow. I can kill with my eyes closed. I mean, I can kill a man from a thousand yards, and I have to try everything in my power not to. And that's why I wasn't there for you in your hour of need, my friend. Because I have to let those memories go. I just have to be free.
Much: ...why didn't you say?
Robin Hood: It doesn't matter now. In a few moments, we'll be free forever.

"Robin Hood: Let the Games Commence (#3.5)" (2009)
Robin Hood: So tell me, why would two of Squire Thornton's men pursue you all the way from Shrewsbury?
Isabella: It wasn't me they were after. It was my mistress.
Robin Hood: Your mistress?
Isabella: Well, I would hardly be much of a decoy in my maid's apron.

Robin Hood: I leave you alone for one minute, John... it used to be safe for children in Nottingham.
Sheriff of Nottingham: So says that outlaw. But for once, I am pleased to see you, Hood. It means that Gisborne has snatched defeat from the jaws of victory once again!

Robin Hood: Turn back! We've got company!
Kate: So I see.
Robin Hood: No, our old friend's back from the Prince's court.
Allan A Dale: What? I thought he was dead!

Robin Hood: We've been herded.
Much: Like sheep.
Robin Hood: Like lambs... to the slaughter! They've been tracking us! They've exhausted our arsenals. I've one arrow left!

Robin Hood: Looking well, Gisborne. For a dead man.
Sir Guy of Gisborne: Be assured that your death will be real... not rumoured.
Robin Hood: You must have made quite an impression on Prince John.
Sir Guy of Gisborne: A better impression than you have.
Much: What's he got in there?
Robin Hood: How should I know? Just ready yourself.
Much: How can I ready myself when I don't know what I have to be ready for?
Kate: Just be ready for anything.

Robin Hood: So, tell me. Why would two of Squire Thornton's men pursue you all the way from Shrewsberry?
Isabella: It wasn't me they're after. They're in pursuit of my mistress.
Robin Hood: [Disbelievingly] Your mistress?
Isabella: Well, I would hardly be much of a decoy in my maid's apron. I was helping her escape.
Robin Hood: Escape from what?
Isabella: Her marriage.
Robin Hood: But the squire sent men after her. You know, some may consider that act of love, wouldn't they?
Isabella: Squire Thornton has never loved my mistress. Now, if you'll excuse me, my mistress awaits me in Nottingham.
Robin Hood: [Grabs her hands, she resists, he persists] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa! All right. You can't just go to Nottingham alone, it's too dangerous! I'll take you there, safely. If you tell me your name.
Isabella: Isabella. Will it be necessary for us to hold hands throughout?
Robin Hood: [laughs] I'm sorry.
Isabella: all seriousness. I would like the use of my other arm.

Isabella: Robin, are you as good a shot as they say you are?
Robin Hood: Of course I am.

Isabella: Why is Gisborne after you?
Robin Hood: Because I'm an outlaw.
Tuck:'s a long story.

Sir Guy of Gisborne: Welcome.
Robin Hood: I like what you've done with the place, Gisborne.
Sir Guy of Gisborne: I wasn't expecting your visit.
Robin Hood: [Chuckles] Well, I find that very hard to believe.

Robin Hood: So... would you like to hear my demands?
Sir Guy of Gisborne: [laughs] Demands? Please. Demand away.
Robin Hood: It's quite simple, really. Get out of my forest.
Sir Guy of Gisborne: Yeah. That's a reasonable request. Let me think... kill Him.

Robin Hood: Is this what you're looking for?
Isabella: That's mine!
Robin Hood: Not your Mistress'? If I'd have known you were Gisborne's sister...
Isabella: What, you would have killed me? And after I'd already saved you...
Robin Hood: You made your choice when you lied to me!
Isabella: What makes you think I have a choice? My fate has been decided for me since I was a child.
Robin Hood: You knew it was him chasing us and you said nothing.
Isabella: I didn't know it was him!
Robin Hood: He is your BROTHER!
Isabella: I haven't seen him since I was 13! When I realized, I was shocked. You have to believe me.
Robin Hood: No. That's the last thing I have to do. Because you've been lying to me ever since we met. You know, I preferred you as a mugged servant.
Isabella: So do I. Better that then a wronged sister who was sold to a husband like a piece of meat. I couldn't tell you I was Lady Thornton. You're Robin Hood. I know what you do to Nobles.
Robin Hood: [shakes head] I never turn my back on someone in true need.
Isabella: Good. 'Cause that's exactly what I am.
Robin Hood: Goodbye, Isabella. And thank you for the donation.

"Robin Hood: Something Worth Fighting For: Part 1 (#3.12)" (2009)
Guy of Gisborne: I'll take that.
[Takes letter from Messenger]
Robin Hood: Tie him up, then!
Tuck: [Taking letter from Gisborne and opening it] It's from Isabella to Prince John. "My Prince, I understand the urgency of your request. Richard returns from the crusades within the month. Troops loyal to him await his return in Loughborough. We must be ready."
Allan A Dale: Richard. King Richard?
Kate: The King's coming home.
Robin Hood: Read the rest.
Tuck: "You asked for 300 men, food, and supplies. I will dispatch them at sunset to join with your northern forces in Doncaster."
Robin Hood: So where's Isabella got 300 men from?
Tuck: "England will soon be yours."
Robin Hood: [to Messenger] You give the Sheriff this message. England will never be a slave to Prince John, not while Robin Hood fights for King Richard!

Robin Hood: We have to get the rest of out supplies to Locksley, that'll keep the women and children alive until we return their crops and livestock.
Tuck: Robin. What about the men?
Robin Hood: What about them?
Tuck: Well, when are they going to fight?
Robin Hood: Tuck. These men are farmers, they're not warriors.
Tuck: The Lord helps those who help themselves, Robin. Your protection weakens them. We are failing in our mission. We're supposed to be inspiring these men to stand up and fight for themselves, giving them real hope.
Robin Hood: These men are terrified for their lives! They've forgotten how to hope.
Tuck: Then, my friend, it's time we lit the flame in them again.

Robin Hood: We take the castle. We claim it under King Richard. We put Isabella under house arrest, we release the supplies, we release the men. And we hold that castle till King Richard returns.
Much: We can't take a castle!
Guy of Gisborne: We can if we go down the tunnel. When the old Sheriff returned from his failed mission in the holy lands, he became paranoid about repercussions. So he built himself an escape route. A tunnel. The diggers were silenced, I made sure of that. So no one else knows about the tunnel, especially not Isabella. It starts here, in a derelict churchyard outside the west gate, and it leads directly into the heart of the castle. I say we go down the tunnel, we seize Isabella, and we force her to dismiss her guards. If we take Isabella, we take the castle.
Robin Hood: If we time the break-in to coincide with the supply train leaving, most of the guards will be busy with the convoy anyway.
Kate: Count me out. I don't trust him!
Little John: How do we know this isn't a trap?
Guy of Gisborne: Because we want the same thing.
Kate: Since when have you cared about our people?
Guy of Gisborne: I don't. I just want Isabella. She betrayed me to Prince John and I intend to make her pay.
Kate: Now THAT sounds more like the Gisborne we all know and loathe!
Robin Hood: That's enough! We go through the tunnel! And that's my final word. Gisborne is one of us now. Our fate is his.

Robin Hood: Kate, listen. Gisborne's loyal. I'd stake my life on it.
Kate: He killed my brother. I will never, never trust him.
Robin Hood: Well, you can trust me.
Kate: Can I?
Robin Hood: What? What do you mean?
Kate: I've left my family. I'm not there with them, I'm here. With you.
Robin Hood: And you're helping, Kate. You're making a difference.
Kate: Tell me you need me more then they do.
Robin Hood: ...I have to prepare for the raid.

Robin Hood: All of this needs to be made into arrow heads.
Much: Robin.
Robin Hood: We're running out of time.
Much: Robin!
Robin Hood: Where's Tuck and John with those tools?
Much: She's gone. Kate.
[to Allan]
Much: You say something?
Allan A Dale: Why is it always my fault?
Much: We got to find her.
Robin Hood: Much, Kate can look after herself. She's got a family to protect, we've got a castle to take.

Little John: TRAITOR!
[Choking Allan]
Little John: What did you tell them, Judas?
Tuck: It's all over Nottingham. Allan's been pardoned by the Sheriff for services rendered.
Allan A Dale: WHAT?
Robin Hood: John, let him go.
Allan A Dale: Let me speak!
Little John: Oh, yeah, you're good at that, aren't you? Speaking, lying...
Robin Hood: John! John, come on! Let him go.
Tuck: Come on.
Little John: [as he's pulled off Allan] Liar!
Robin Hood: [to Allan] All right?
Allan A Dale: I have done anything! I swear, I haven't betrayed you! Much!
[Much stares stony faced]
Allan A Dale: ... You believe me, Guy. Tuck? Robin. So you think I'm a coward? Is that it, yeah? What, that I've... sold you out to save myself somehow, yeah?
Much: You've done that before.
Allan A Dale: I know. And EVERY DAY I wish I could take that back, you know that! None of you? None of you believe me?... I'll be off, then.
Much: No. You tell her about the tunnel?
Allan A Dale: I told you, I haven't said...
Robin Hood: Tie him up!
Allan A Dale: What? No, no, no, no.
Robin Hood: I can't take the risk.
Allan A Dale: Robin.
Robin Hood: Once we have secured the castle we will come back and we will sort this out.
Allan A Dale: John, don't do this.
Robin Hood: ...get it done.

Robin Hood: We get into the castle, we capture Isabella, release the villagers. If the convoy leaves, then we've failed. Tuck, John, it's up to you to stop it, no matter what.
Robin Hood: [beat] This could be the last time we see each other.

Robin Hood: Much... let me think.

Much: There's no way out.
Robin Hood: There's always a way out, Much.
Much: So this is how it ends. This is how we die, buried in limestone. Hardly fair, is it?
Robin Hood: If one of us can reach the top, we can hold out longer. Much, come here. Gisborne, get on our shoulders.
Much: No! It's got to be you, Robin! You're the one who has to live! It has to be you.

Kate: Oh Robin! No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on! I need you! Breathe!
Kate: [as Robin wakes] I thought I'd lost you!
Robin Hood: [Weakly] I thought I'd lost you.
Kate: My mother planted that locket, I should never have doubted you. Isabella was trying to rip us apart.
Robin Hood: Well, that means Allan's innocent.
Kate: Allan?
Robin Hood: She's been playing with us all along.

Robin Hood: In the name of King Richard, I charge Isabella of Gisborne with high treason and crimes against the people of Nottingham! The castle and everything in it belongs to the people!

"Robin Hood: Sisterhood (#2.1)" (2007)
Marian: And that's all I'm taking off until *you* go away.
Robin Hood: [chuckles] You spoilsport, Marian.

Robin Hood: Did you hear it?
Marian: What?
Robin Hood: That kiss spoke volumes.
Marian: Did it? What did it say?
Robin Hood: It said Marian wants to come and join your gang.
Marian: Really? That's not what I heard.

Davinia: That's your real weakness, isn't it? You *need* people to love you.
Robin Hood: It's better than needing reptiles to love you.
Davinia: My brother loves me.
Robin Hood: Like I said.

Davinia: What were you thinking you *would* do, if you did escape? Between us, we have ten *thousand* men. What was your plan, hmm? Were you going to save England single-handed?
Robin Hood: Not single-handed; there's five or six of us.

Robin Hood: The taxes, the money you've raised...
Sheriff of Nottingham: What did you think? You think I was going to buy myself a new rug?

[last lines]
Much: We are Robin Hood.
Allan A Dale: What?
Much: Just say it.
Much, Allan A Dale, Robin Hood, Little John, Will Scarlett, Djaq: [toasting] We are Robin Hood.

[first lines]
Outrider: Gone to meet his maker.
Davinia: Get rid of him.
Outrider: Just seeing if he's got a purse.
Robin Hood: I'll show you my purse if you show me yours.

Much: If we've learned one thing from today it's that you are never going into Nottingham alone again, ever. If you had died today...
Robin Hood: If I had died, today, Much, or if I die tomorrow, you will carry on without me.
Much: How? We are Robin Hood's men.
Robin Hood: No! You ARE Robin Hood!
Much: What?
Robin Hood: You are Robin Hood. And you are. And you are. All of you.
Much: ...we're not though, are we?
Robin Hood: Listen to me. Listen.We are not just six outlaws in the forest, we are the spirit of England, and THAT is Robin Hood! And that, Lads, THAT! Is this country's only hope.

Robin Hood: My gang... this way!

Little John, Robin Hood, Much, Allan A Dale, Will Scarlett, Djaq: We... are Robin Hood!

Time Bandits (1981)
Robin Hood: And you're a robber too. How long have you been a robber?
Strutter: Four foot one.
Robin Hood: Good lord! Jolly good. Four foot one? Well that-that-that is-is- a long time, isn't it?

Robin Hood: [loudly and cheerfully, saying goodbye to the Time Bandits] Thank you very much! Thank you very much. Thank you very very very VERY much!
Robin Hood: [quietly, to his men] What awful people.

Kevin: I'd like to stay.
Robin Hood: Jolly good! What's your name?
Kevin: Ke...
[Is pulled away by Randall]
Robin Hood: Ke? What a jolly nice name. Well never mind, cheerio! Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very, very much.
[Under his breath]
Robin Hood: Awful people.

Robin Hood: Hello, I'm Hood.
Hood's Assistant: Say good morning, you scum!
Time Bandits: Good morning, Scum.

Robin Hood: The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Have you met them at all?
Randall: Who?
Robin Hood: The poor.
Randall: The poor?
Robin Hood: Oh you must meet them. I'm sure you'll like them. Of course they haven't got two pennies to rub together but that's because they're poor.

Robin Hood: Oh yes and believe you me, the poor are going to be, well not just absolutely thrilled, but also considerably less poor, aren't they Redgrave?
Redgrave: [Gibberish]
Robin Hood: You see- what did he say?
Marion: He says yeah, what with Christmas coming up and all.

Robin Hood: [Seeing the Bandits' haul] Crikey! I've been in robbing for years but I've never seen anything like this. Well, what can I say? Thank you. Thank you all very much indeed.
Randall: Oh don't men - What?

Robin Hood: You enjoy robbing then?
Wally: Well it helps pay the rent, Sir.
Robin Hood: Ha ha ha ha. Jolly good. Ha ha ha.

Robin Hood: Here we are, madam. Congratulations. Well done. Congratulations.
[Redgrave belts the lady]
Robin Hood: Is that absolutely necessary?
Redgrave: [Gibberish]
Robin Hood: What did he say?
Marion: He said yes, he's afraid it is.
Robin Hood: Ah, fine.

"Robin Hood: Bad Blood (#3.10)" (2009)
Robin Hood: You realizing how difficult life can be in the forest?
Guy of Gisborne: How long have you and your men been following me?
Robin Hood: You're jumpy.
Guy of Gisborne: Answer me!
Robin Hood: Gisborne, I have better things to do with my day. I'm alone.
Guy of Gisborne: Very well.
[Draws sword]
Robin Hood: [sighs] Really? You really sure you want to do this now?
Guy of Gisborne: Why not?
Robin Hood: Well, honestly, I don't think you have the energy.
Guy of Gisborne: I don't need food or sleep to drive me.
Robin Hood: Then what do you need?
Guy of Gisborne: Revenge.
Robin Hood: On who? Prince John?
Guy of Gisborne: Prince John will keep. Isabella will not. Neither will you.

Malcolm: I want you to listen and understand. Someone's life depends on it.
Guy of Gisborne: I find it hard to understand when I am tied. Now, free me!
Malcolm: I'll free you - free you from the bad blood that shackles you to each other.
Guy of Gisborne: Well, maybe there are good reasons for that bad blood. What do you know about our lives, anyway?
Malcolm: More then you do. I know the truth.
Robin Hood: The truth about what?
Malcolm: About how your parents really died.
Guy of Gisborne: You know about the fire. So?
Robin Hood: It was never a secret. Everybody knew that we both became orphans that day.
Malcolm: There are still things you don't know about your past.

Robin Hood: My father loved one woman only, and that was my mother.
Guy of Gisborne: That's just what you were told. The truth was kept from you by your precious father.
Robin Hood: What are you talking about?
Guy of Gisborne: He shielded you from reality like he always did! You were never made to face the consequences of your actions.
Malcolm: were once on a very different path, Robin.

Robin Hood: I was truly sorry for what happened that night. It was a mistake, which I learned from. And it was one which made me a better man.

Robin Hood: My father would NEVER had left me alone!
[Malcolm takes of hood]
Robin Hood: No. No...
Malcolm: I'm sorry, Robin.
Robin Hood: NO. I mourned for you!
Malcolm: How could I be your father after what I had done? After all I taught you about honor? Robin. I couldn't bear to see the shame in your eyes.
Guy of Gisborne: You killed her. All these years, I thought it was my fault. That my parents died because of the fire I started, but it was you. That guilt was with me every day. EVERY DAY!
[Grabs Malcolm]
Robin Hood: Get off him!
Guy of Gisborne: Can't you see he deserves this? He betrayed us both!
Malcolm: You're right. Death would be a release. There has been many times that I have been temped to do the job myself.
Robin Hood: And you expect us to feel sorry for you?
Malcolm: Of course not.
Guy of Gisborne: So why now? Why tell us after all this time?
Malcolm: Because of your brother. I need you to forgive each other. So that you can unite and save him.
Guy of Gisborne: Oh, this again.
Malcolm: Everything I have told you is the truth. And I have told you so you don't destroy each other like your fathers. Son...
Robin Hood: No. No, you lost the right to call me "son" when you left me alone in the world.
Malcolm: Maybe. But didn't it make you the man you are today?

Malcolm: Both of your lives could have been so different, were it not for the mistakes your parents made.
Robin Hood: We can't change that. I can never forgive Guy.
Malcolm: Why not?
Robin Hood: Because he showed no remorse for what he did to Marian.
Guy of Gisborne: You know nothing.
Robin Hood: You worked and killed for the Sheriff for years.
Guy of Gisborne: You'd still be living under his power were it not for me.
Robin Hood: What do you mean, "for you?"
[Guy is silent]
Robin Hood: ... you killed the Sheriff!
Guy of Gisborne: And I intend to kill the new one, too.

Robin Hood: Gisborne.
Guy of Gisborne: Enough. No more talk.
Robin Hood: So, what do you think we sh...
Guy of Gisborne: To York.

Young Robin: Do you think Mother watches me? From heaven?
Malcolm: I'm sure she does. I'm sure she sees everything you do.
Young Robin: Father, it was me that shot the arrow. I was showing off, with your bow.
Malcolm: Robin. One day, you will be Lord of Locksley. Lord of my lands. You must grow up and learn to take responsibility when you do something wrong. You could be the best shot in England. You shouldn't stand by and let something terrible happen because you were too scared to do the right thing. Do you understand?
Young Robin: Yes.

Young Robin: My father never struck me, and neither will you. These are my people, and I will care for them as my father intended. I AM Lord of the Manor now.
Longthorn: We'll see how long that lasts. Wait 'till you have to deal with your first poor harvest or bad winter. You'll be begging for help.
Swain: ...and he WILL have it.
Longthorn: What? From a simpering priest and a few villagers?

"Robin Hood: Do You Love Me? (#3.6)" (2009)
Much: Prince John and his soldiers have made camp down there.
Robin Hood: What? How many men has he got?
Much: Thousands!
Little John: No!
Much: Hundreds!
Kate: Much.
Much: I didn't stop and actually count them! I can't actually count!

Robin Hood: You're a Gisborne. You should be burning it down, not trying to save it, shouldn't you?
Isabella: I judge people by what I find.

Allan A Dale: [referencing Prince John and his men ] What are they doing in the forest?
Robin Hood: Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
Allan A Dale: Yeah, all right...
Robin Hood: When they break camp, they use the north road to get to Nottingham.
Little John: Why is he coming?
Tuck: He's visiting all the nobles throughout England to grease their palms.
Robin Hood: He's trying to buy their loyalty before King Richard returns, isn't he?
Allan A Dale: What, he thinks it can be bought?
Tuck: He knows it can. He's buying the nobles and their men to seize the throne, so that King Richard returns to King John's England.
Robin Hood: Every noble he buys will bring us closer to a civil war, and a war between Prince John and King Richard... it'll tear this country apart.
Little John: If he's going to buy them, he'll be carrying gold.
Tuck: More then a little.
Robin Hood: Well, we stop him stealing the crown by stealing his gold.
Allan A Dale: [everyone laughs] This is mad!
Little John: Yes, it is. Utterly mad!

Much: The King's evil!
Much: Prince, Tuck. Prince is evil.
Tuck: Oh, no no no no no no no. Price John is searching for a victim of scrofula.
Robin Hood: So he repeat that same feat. Prove his divine right to the throne, yeah?
Tuck: We can give him a victim - I can make a potion which brings out red blisters on the neck which looks exactly like scrofula!
Robin Hood: So the nobles all assemble in the great hall. In comes Prince John with his victim. He touches him...
Tuck: ...fails.
Robin Hood: Then we humiliate him!
Little John: Which distracts the nobles while we steal the gold.
Much: That might work.

Robin Hood: [to angry gang] She said she can help us.
Isabella: Look, I can get you into the castle.
Tuck: You want us to trust her with our lives?
Little John: Gisborne's sister?
Robin Hood: Yes. I trust her with mine.
Allan A Dale: All right, so she gets us in the castle. Then what?
Much: Then we get captured and I presume, killed.

Robin Hood: So. Will you go back to Nottingham?
Isabella: To ruin my brother.
Robin Hood: Right. Well, you know where I am if you need my help, eh?
Isabella: You're Robin Hood. Shouldn't you be robbing me, not helping me?
Robin Hood: Yeah, you're right, I am, give me your necklace.
Isabella: You're robbing me?
[Robin smiles and starts to take of the necklace]
Isabella: See, I like this necklace.
Robin Hood: Are you going to help me?
Isabella: Help you? This is not the way to go about it.
Robin Hood: Give me your rings. Because you don't want Prince John to think we've cooperated, do you?
Isabella: Anything else you might want?
Robin Hood: Mmm-hmm. I want to undermine Prince John's claim to be the legitimate King of England, and humiliate his ambition. And I'm prepared to die to stop him.
Isabella: You might be more effective alive.
Robin Hood: Will you help me?
Isabella: Yes.
[pulls out bag of money]
Isabella: Give this to the people of Locksley to help them rebuild their church.
Robin Hood: So you defy Prince John?
Isabella: He begs my defiance.
Robin Hood: So... is there anything else... that I might steal?
Isabella: ...perhaps.

Robin Hood: Well. There's nothing about you that resembles your brother, is there?
Isabella: There's nothing about my brother I wish to be. I hate him. I will always hate him.
Robin Hood: Well, that's something we share then isn't it? Hatred.
Isabella: That's nothing to be proud of, is it, to share hatred?

Little John: We're already too late, the gold is in the castle.
Robin Hood: Then we'll steal it back.
Much: It's dangerous!
Robin Hood: It's too dangerous not too!

Robin Hood: Who are you?
Benjamin Palmer: Benjamin Palmer, physician to Prince John. But neither his supporter, nor his apologist.

"Robin Hood: Robin Hood and the Sorcerer (#1.1)" (1984)
Sir Guy of Gisburne: Good. And who are you, serf?
Robin Hood: I'm not a serf. I'm a free man.
Sir Guy of Gisburne: If I say you're a serf, you're a serf!
[backhands Robin]
Sir Guy of Gisburne: Now. What's your name, serf?
Robin Hood: Robin of Loxley.
Sir Guy of Gisburne: You aren't Robin of Loxley. Loxley doesn't exist!

Marion: Where will you go?
Robin Hood: Sherwood.
Marion: They'll hunt you.
Robin Hood: Yes, but they won't catch me.
Marion: How can you be so sure?
Robin Hood: Because I know the forest, and they don't.
Marion: Even at night?
Robin Hood: Yes, even at night.
Robin Hood: You're like a May morning.

Much: The King won't mind. Not ONE deer. He's got plenty, the King has. I'd tell him I was hungry.
Robin of Loxley: And he'd say, it's better to be hungry and have both your hands.
Much: Both my hands?
Robin of Loxley: And then he'd lop one off. So you'd remember what he'd said.

Will Scarlet: What's your name?
Robin of Loxley: Robin. Robin of Loxley.
Will Scarlet: Loxley? There's no such place.
Robin of Loxley: That's what they tell us. Nothing's forgotten.
Will Scarlet: No, nothing's forgotten, nothing. My wife's folks, they came from Loxley. And they died there. And I wish to God she'd died with them!
Robin of Loxley: Why? Why do you say that?
Will Scarlet: Cold November night. Soldiers, drunk... mercenaries. They took her from me, and when they'd finished with her, they trampled her to death with their horses. And then they laughed. Laughed! My name was Will Scathlock. It's Scarlet now.

Robin Hood: What do you want of me?
Herne the Hunter: Your life, your strength. The powers of light and darkness have always been with you. You have denied them.
Robin Hood: What's your name?
Herne the Hunter: When the Horned One possesses me, I am Herne the Hunter.
Robin Hood: But what must I do?
Herne the Hunter: What your fate asks of you. The time is near.
Robin Hood: The time? What time?
Herne the Hunter: They have waited too long. Take the sword, take it! Albion. One of the seven swords of Wayland, charged with the power of light and darkness. Now, string the bow!

Robin Hood: Stay here in Sherwood.
Marion: In Sherwood? And be your May queen? But what will I be when winter comes?

Robin Hood: This isn't an ordinary fight. It's not arrows and swords. This is a fight between light and darkness.

Robin Hood: Listen to me. Our friends who were killed, they'll never starve, or be tortured or chained in the dark. They're here with us, in Sherwood, and they always will be because they're free.

Robin Hood: You were sleeping. You've slept too long - we all have. It's time we woke. It's time we stopped running.

"Robin Hood: Show Me the Money (#2.7)" (2007)
John Of York: I am truly beholden to you all.
Robin Hood: it's what we do.
John Of York: You have no idea what she means to me.
Robin Hood: Let me guess: you can't sleep for thinking of her, can't turn a corner without hoping she'll be there...
John Of York: You have those feelings?
Robin Hood: I'm just guessing!

Edward: I've never quite understood my daughters feelings for you...
Robin Hood: Well, I probably don't deserve them.
Edward: No... I think maybe you do...
[nudges pact]
Edward: you'd better take this.
Robin Hood: [tearfully] ... you will NOT give up your life for mine!
Edward: ...for England. Robin, listen to me. For Marian to lose both of us... it would kill her.
Robin Hood: [forcefully] Edward. Edward, that is not going to happen.
Edward: Give her a message for me... tell her... tell her, "it's good to dream..."
Robin Hood: ...I will.

Allan A Dale: I am no Judas!
Robin Hood: ...and I am NO JESUS!

Allan A Dale: [pleading] Please... I don't want to die...
Robin Hood: Well, that's the only way you will escape ME!
Marian: Robin... spare him.
Robin Hood: I can't.
Marian: Please. Do it for me.
Robin Hood: Marian, I'm doing this for you. To protect you!
Marian: Robin, ROBIN PLEASE! If you love me, you will let him go.
Robin Hood: I DO love you. That's why I can't let him live.
Robin Hood: ... because one day, he'll do something to take you away from me.
Allan A Dale: I wouldn't!
Marian: Please... don't taint us with his blood.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Sorry to rain on your parade, Hood.
Robin Hood: That's alright! *shooting bags of money in bird cage* Every cloud... has a silver lining!

Canon Of Berkley: Leave it, Berkley! You are a man of God. You cannot kill.
Robin Hood: And you, Hood, are a man of war... who cannot kill.
Canon Of Berkley: [after shooting him] ... try me.

Marian: Took you long enough. To tell me.
Robin Hood: Tell you what?
Marian: You know.

Marian: What's the man doing? Is he mad?
Robin Hood: Yes. *laughs* He's in love.

"Robin Hood: Peace? Off! (#1.10)" (2006)
Robin Hood: The Devil couldn't make it. You'll have to deal with me instead.

Robin Hood: The biggest man in Sherwood, jumping at shadows?
Little John: Not shadows... THE DEVIL!

Robin Hood: Where's the prince?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Forget him! You stay here and protect me!

[last lines]
Much: I didn't do anything. I just listened to him.
Robin Hood: Well, maybe that's the real magic. Listening.
[He slowly walks away, whistling]
Much: Why don't you listen to me more then, Master?
[Robin continues whistling]
Much: Master?
Robin Hood: [as if he only just noticed Much was talking to him] What? Sorry. Sorry, did you say something?
Much: Unbelievable! You talk to me about listening, then you don't listen!
Robin Hood: Pardon?
Much: You talk to me about listening... Very funny.
[Robin laughs as Much catches on]
Much: Very funny. But seriously, you don't, you don't listen to me.
Robin Hood: I *do* listen to you!
[They continue to argue; fade out]

Much: So. Master, forgive me, but... you found him trying to burn a church, yet you saved him and not the church?
Robin Hood: Because I could not fit the *church* on my horse!

Peasant Woman: What kind of man burns churches?
Robin Hood: I'll let you know... when I've asked him.

Sheriff of Nottingham: [after being saved by the outlaws] And, Locksley... remember... business as usual tomorrow.
Robin Hood: I look forward to it.

"Robin Hood: Sins of the Father (#3.4)" (2009)
Rufus: Robin Hood, I assume.
Robin Hood: We meet again! Lucky you.

Rufus: You're wasting your time. Already have what we need, Robin. Haven't you worked it out yet? Charity is pointless.
Robin Hood: Helping the innocent is never pointless.
[flips over Edmund, who was advancing on him from behind]
Rufus: You hurt my son again, you'll suffer for it.
Robin Hood: Oh ho ho! Well, who's going to make me suffer? You? A man who bullies young girls?
[shakes head]
Robin Hood: Now, you ask nicely, you say "please," and I won't kill you.
Rufus: You see, my father was the kind of man who asked nicely, and I watched him get kicked around for it. So I don't ask nicely, and I don't get kicked around. Kill me if you want. But I don't beg.
Robin Hood: The girl's coming with me.
Rufus: Take her! A sweet face isn't worth this much trouble. Oh!
[turns to Kate]
Rufus: One other thing. I'll be telling my good friend, the Sheriff, who your new friends are. So you'd better keep your pretty face hidden from now on. You just made it onto Nottingham's most wanted list.

Kate: Some knights in shining armor you lot are! Just swoop in, and now I have to leave home.
Much: You were in trouble! We were only trying to help.
Kate: Do I really have to do this?
Robin Hood: Kate, he'll tell the Sheriff and you'll be hunted, all right? It's time to say goodbye.

Rebecca: This isn't right. First you get my son killed, and now you're taking my daughter.
Robin Hood: We'll look after her.
Rebecca: Yeah. You better had. 'Cause if anything happens, I'll hold you responsible.

Robin Hood: Well, we just keep running into each other, don't we? Hey!
Rufus: Must be fate.

Robin Hood: You can have your son back on one condition: you let our two go.
Rufus: You think you can play me that easy?
Robin Hood: I know you have some emotion, however small. He's your son. I know you want him back alive.
Rufus: And you're Robin Hood. You don't kill unless you have to. Me? I'm not so sweet. I've hidden your friends somewhere you are never going to find. So you make sure my son is back by midday, and if you're lucky, your friends might still be breathing.

"Robin Hood: The Return of the King (#1.12)" (2006)
Robin Hood: [Yelling at Marian] Every time you go out, you get arrested, or stabbed- or *betrothed*!

Marian: [to Robin, as Djaq rushes out of the cave to get herbs] So. "Never lie to a dying man."
Robin Hood: You are not going to die. And I have never lied to you.
Marian: Oh come on. We have never once spoken the truth to each other.
Robin Hood: Now is not the time to argue.
Marian: Do not *tell* me when it is the time to argue!
[Robin chuckles]
Marian: What?
Robin Hood: Well, I do not think there could be *much* wrong with you.
Marian: I am serious! We have never once spoken the truth to each other! For instance, I call you a fool when I mean you are a hero. I criticize your actions and then mimic them myself as the Nightwatchman. I chastise Robin Hood...
Robin Hood: Shh, shh.
Marian: I will not be *shushed*- these might be my last words!
Robin Hood: No, they will not be- they *cannot* be!... Because we should be together! I should never have left you. I should never have gone to war- it was a mistake! You were right. We wanted glory. But believe me, the battlefield is the *last* place you will find it.
Marian: You'd always regret it if you haven't gone.
Robin Hood: But not as much as I regret going. Not as much as I regret losing you. Marian, I should not have gone.
Marian: [fighting tears] Robin...
Djaq: [running back in with the herbs] I love you, you love me, we all love each other. Drink the wine.

Marian: I'm a nuisance.
Robin Hood: [smiling] Yes, you are.
Marian: [smiling weakly] You're supposed to say no.

Robin Hood: I will expose him as the liar and the traitor that he is- then you will not have to marry him!
Marian: Robin, please do not make this more difficult than it already is!
Robin Hood: But you do not love him!
Marian: [trying to make an excuse] He has qualities!

Marian: I'm a nuisance.
Robin Hood: Yes, you are.
Marian: You're supposed to say no.
Robin Hood: And you should be at home doing your embroidery.

Robin Hood: [to Marian] We should be together.

"Robin Hood: Lord of the Trees (#2.3)" (1984)
Bertrand de Nivelle: You're a dead man, peasant!
Robin Hood: I don't feel dead.

Little John: Robin, why have they stopped?
Robin Hood: Maybe Gisburne's learning to think...?
Little John: Oh, that makes him dangerous.

Robin Hood: May Herne the Hunter, Lord of the Trees, protect us.
All: Herne protect us.
Robin Hood: This seals the bond between we of the forest and you of the village, between the outlaws and the oppressed. Blessed be.
Edward of Wickham: Blessed be.

Will Scarlet: What about Gisburne and his mates? We can't exactly let 'em go.
Robin Hood: Well, we can't exactly kill them either.
Will Scarlet: Why?
Robin Hood: They're prisoners, Will.
Will Scarlet: Then I'll do it!
Robin Hood: You can't kill prisoners.
Will Scarlet: Look, when I was a soldier, we killed everyone we captured. Now, you've spared Gisburne twice. Ain't exactly shown himself grateful, has he?
Robin Hood: If we killed Gisburne in cold blood, then we'd be no better than he is.
Will Scarlet: Well, what makes you think we are? What about the men-at-arms we've killed? How do you feel about them?

Robin Hood: It'll be dark soon, Gisburne. It's a pity you'll miss the Blessing. You're badly in need of one.

Robin Hood: If any of you Brabançons ever return to Sherwood, I swear, by Herne the Hunter, you will be buried here.

"Robin Hood: The King's Fool (#1.5)" (1984)
Little John: What does he care about England? How long has he ever spent here? A few months and he's off again, isn't he? Once he's drained the country of money...
Robin of Loxley: You were a serf; he gave you your freedom!
Little John: Oh, yes - to die for him in Normandy!
Robin of Loxley: Well, we could have died in Sherwood.
Little John: Then I'll choose Sherwood!

Robin of Loxley: I'm going to the King!
Friar Tuck: Walk into the lion's den? Do you think you're Daniel? Why should he listen to you?

Robin of Loxley: It's time to pay us, Sir Knight.
King Richard: Pay you?
Robin of Loxley: For the meal.
King Richard: But you said I was your guest.
Robin of Loxley: And so you are, one of many, but they've each had to pay.
King Richard: So much for hospitality.
Friar Tuck: No, so much for the venison and so much for the ale.

Robin of Loxley: I was wrong, from the beginning. He's a warrior. Nothing else matters to him.
Friar Tuck: And he'll leave England to the mercy of people like the Sheriff.

Little John: I wrestled with the King of England!
Much: Did you know he was the king, Robin? Where's his crown? Has he lost it?
Robin of Loxley: No, Much.
Much: Should've worn it, then, shouldn't he? Then we'd have known who he was.

King Richard: Suppose I told you that I sent for them?
Sir Guy of Gisburne: Sent for them?
King Richard: SENT for them, Gisburne! Demanded their presence here!
Sir Guy of Gisburne: But why should they come?
King Richard: [shouting] Because I am the King of England!
[long pause while Gisburne looks at the floor]
King Richard: Untie them, boy!
Robin of Loxley: [to Gisburne] Thank you... boy.

"Robin Hood: Cause and Effect (#3.2)" (2009)
Robin Hood: My name is Robin Hood and this is an ambush! While there's people going hungry... While there's injustic in this land... Me and my men will fight for what's right and we take from the rich to give to the poor. For a fairer world. Now, you took that money from people who can ill aford it. So we'll take it back.
[Soldiers emerge from carriage]
Sergeant: You're outnumbered!
Robin Hood: And what makes you think that?
Sergeant: Take cover!
[Arrows rain down]
Robin Hood: Now... you're outnumbered, you're out-armed so get out of here. Go on, run!

Robin Hood: A visitor? I'll not shake your hand, if you don't mind.
Finn: They tell me you were once a nobleman. That you gave up your title. Lost your lands, lost all your wealth.
Robin Hood: The people have endured far worse.
Finn: They tell me you lost the woman you loved.
Robin Hood: [chuckles] What do you want from me, Irishman?
Finn: We're the same, you and me. We both have cause. But you, Robin. You inspire men. I've seen it right here. You see, my people - well, my people are as oppressed by this Prince John as your people. And yet, they will not rise at the call of Finn MacMurrough.
Robin Hood: ...and you want my help.
Finn: I want you to join forces with me. We can learn from each other, you and me. Together, we can smash this Prince John and the Sheriff, all of them. I'll help you free England, You help me free Ireland. We could both be Kings. Now, what do you say to that?
Robin Hood: England already has a King.
[attacks Finn, puts him in headlock]
Robin Hood: RICHARD. His name is Richard.
Finn: I only have to shout. There's half a battalion out there.
[Robin releases him]
Finn: You think over what I've said to you. Perhaps you don't want a crown, but a just and fair country. If that's what you want... I might be the only chance you have left.

Robin Hood: [to mouse in dungeon] ... I'm never fitting through there, anyways...

Robin Hood: My friends, lie low here until it's safe to return to your villages. You're marked men, but I swear to you that brand you wear will one day become a badge of honor. And believe me when I aw that the day is coming when the Sheriff will be held to account for what he's done to you and your villages. And on that day, my men and I will call on you. We will call on your strength. We will call on your courage. We will call on the love you bear your families to stand with us and fight, and overthrow the cruel injustice that infects this land! Are you with me?
[Men cheer]

Sheriff of Nottingham: We call this room the vault. One door, solid oak, 3 locks. No windows, just... lots of stone.
Robin Hood: ...a challenge.
Guy of Gisborne: This is the last room you'll ever know. You should have killed me when you had a chance. I'm going to make you suffer before you die.
Robin Hood: Just like you're suffering, Gisborne? You know, you could kill me a 100 times over, but the pain you're feeling now, the hatred, the self-loathing, it's never going to go away. You'll never hate me as much as you hate yourself!
Sheriff of Nottingham: [Gesturing towards Gisbornes drawn sword] Oh, put it away. Always in such a rush, hmm? Sometimes I don't think you appreciate the poetry of pain. Something clearly, Robin Hood does.

"Robin Hood: The Swords of Wayland (#2.5)" (1984)
Adam the Miller: Protection against the Hounds of Lucifer? Do you think arrows and swords can hold them off?
Robin of Loxley: It's a lot better than salt!

Robin of Loxley: We're not demons. We haven't got a single tail between us.

Robin of Loxley: I want one alive.
Will Scarlet: I wish you had told me that sooner.

Friar Tuck: Pacts with the devil are not legally binding.
Robin of Loxley: Tell that to James.

Herne the Hunter: Nothing we make is good or evil until we use it. The power in Wayland's swords was blind. There lay the danger.
Robin of Loxley: And Albion?
Herne the Hunter: Albion is in good hands.

"Robin Hood: Sheriff Got Your Tongue? (#1.2)" (2006)
Marian: You are an utter fool!
Robin Hood: You said that already.
Marian: Oh, you listened? I also told you confronting the Sheriff wouldn't work. You didn't listen to that!
Robin Hood: I did not have much choice.
Marian: Oh, everything's a choice. Everything we do. Grow up.
Robin Hood: I prevented unjust hangings. I protected people from my village
Marian: That will make your death romantic.
Robin Hood: It would make it honorable!
Marian: Honorable? And what about the people you were so honorably protecting? Who will protect them when you're dead? Oh! What is it with men and glory? Glory above sense and above reason?
Robin Hood: It is principle.
Marian: Principle is making a difference and you can't do that if you're dead. You could have stayed here in the first place instead of following your King to the Holy Land if you'd cared so much about your precious people. But you didn't. You chose war. You chose glory.
Robin Hood: What is this about?
Marian: It is about you saying that you care about the people of Locksley when the truth is you ran off to battle thousands of miles away.

Marian: This is what we do: stand by the door, I'll scream, in he comes, you strike him and run. I've paid the man by the east gate. You will not be seen if you leave now before daywatch. Take these.
Robin Hood: I cannot go unseen!
Marian: You cannot go seen!
Robin Hood: I cannot let the sheriff win!
Marian: Have you not heard a single word I've said?
Robin Hood: Trust me! I have a plan... well, half a plan...
[Marian shakes her head at him]
Robin Hood: I love it when you look at me like this.

Robin Hood: Good scheme sheriff, very effective. Impressive logic. Now, I wonder, if I tell you where I am, can I claim the twenty pounds? That would be a pound or so for each family here. Eat a whole winter off that.

Sheriff of Nottingham: You made a mistake in Nottingham. Trying to be the peasants' hero.
Robin Hood: Well why don't you be the peasants' hero and show me how it's done.

Robin Hood: Trust me! I have a plan. Well... half a plan.

"Robin Hood: Dead Man Walking (#1.11)" (2006)
Will Scarlett: [Disguised as a prisoner] So are you gonna leave me locked up here all night?
Robin Hood: [Disguised as a guard] ... Yes.
Will Scarlett: You're meant to say "no!" "We're here to free you," stuff like that!

Guy of Gisborne: Marian, um, for some time now...
Marian: I thought I would rest before dinner.
Guy of Gisborne: Hear me out, please.
[Marian smiles at the disguised Robin Hood]
Guy of Gisborne: Is there something the matter?
Marian: No, I'm a little out of sorts, that is all.
Guy of Gisborne: Since we came to our understanding, you have been constantly in my thoughts. Without you, I no longer feel quite whole.
Marian: Please, Sir Guy, I would rather not talk about this now.
Guy of Gisborne: Don't send me away.
[She takes his offered hand, and he pulls her up]
Guy of Gisborne: We should be spending more time together, so that we can understand each other better. I want to know you.
Marian: I'm sorry, I cannot.
Guy of Gisborne: Marion.
[He puts an arm around her back]
Guy of Gisborne: Be with me.
Marian: [Pushing him away and going back to her desk] Please, Guy, not now.
Guy of Gisborne: Perhaps you'll at least think over what I've said.
[He leaves]
Guy of Gisborne: [as soon as he's gone, Marian gets up and runs to the door, thinking that Robin is in the hallway. When she looks, he isn't. Disappointed, she closes the door and begins walking back to the desk]
Robin Hood: [Coming out from behind a tapestry] Please don't send *me* away.
[Marian smiles and turns around]
Robin Hood: We *should* be spending more time together.

Robin Hood: [Disguised as a guard, sneaking up on Much and Djak, who are following his orders from a previous scene and waiting for him with two horses] Oi! What do you think you're doing?
Much: Uh... Nothing. Just, uh... my horse... is lame, and, uh... I just wanted to rest him here, and...
[He and Djak draw their swords and lunge at the "guard"]
Robin Hood: All right!
[Rips off his helmet]
Robin Hood: Don't panic. It's me!
Much: [yells] Don't *do* that!

Robin Hood: [as John is watching his son and wife ride away on a cart headed for a new life] I thought...
[pulls John's necklace out of his pocket]
Robin Hood: you might like this back.
Little John: There's only one. Where's the other?
Little Little John: [Holding up the necklace and shouting] I shall *never* forget! *My father* is a comrade of *Robin Hooooooood*!
Little John: [to himself as the cart passes out of sight] Goodbye, my son.
[to Robin and the others]
Little John: *Him,* I am proud to know. *You*... I'm *stuck* with.

Djaq: Where's Little John?
Robin Hood: There's been a change of plan.
Much: Change of plan?
Robin Hood: I've found the distraction we needed.
Much: We're still rescuing Little John?
Robin Hood: Of *course* we are! And Luke the bow-maker. And the boy. And... Alice Little. And all the other prisoners. Oh, and the tax money.
Much: Not a *big* change, then?

"Robin Hood: Who Shot the Sheriff? (#1.3)" (2006)
Robin Hood: It seems to me that somebody wants you dead.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Oh, God. What's new? Welcome to my world.

Much: You just want everyone to love you.
Robin Hood: No, I do not want to be branded a killer. It is different.
Much: You want to be loved! And I'll tell you something, it's not fair. I love you, but no one gives me any food. Yet people who do not love you are fed.
Robin Hood: Oh, Much.
Much: No, the world is wrong. We're feeding people who do not love us and saving a man who wants us dead... I've changed my mind. I no longer love you. Now can I eat?

Allan A Dale: Got some ideas for how a could get in.
Robin Hood: Go on.
Allan A Dale: Well, d'you want clever or really clever?
Robin Hood: I want fast.

Robin Hood: By the way, this is for you.
[hands the Sheriff a tag]
Robin Hood: For future reference, anybody wearing one of those is with me.
[goes to leave]
Sheriff of Nottingham: How splendid. Robin!
[holds up the tag to his neck]
Sheriff of Nottingham: Does it go with my dress?

Robin Hood: [about Marian being the Night Watchman] Does your father know you're doing this?
Marian: [pause] He... thinks I enjoy embroidery.
[Robin laughs]

The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men (1952)
Maid Marian: And you, good rogue, have my gracious leave to pine and fret till my return.
Robin Hood: Oh, why should I?
Maid Marian: To please a lady.
Robin Hood: I could please myself to take up the cross and follow my king to the Holy Land.
Maid Marian: 'Twould come to the same thing in the end. Chop a few heads enough you'd come back a knight. As a knight you'd go jousting a tournament, to please a lady, and have your own head chopped off.
Robin Hood: It would be worth it.
Maid Marian: Is she so passing fair?
Robin Hood: Aye
Maid Marian: Describe her to me, Robin.
Robin Hood: Well... she's....
Tyb: Marian! Come now!
Robin Hood: You're father's waiting.
Maid Marian: I know, I know. Tell me quickly.
Robin Hood: Well, she's tall and stately with bonnie blue eyes and golden hair. And above all she's sweetly tempered.
[Marian kicks Robin in the shin]
Robin Hood: Ooooh. Owe.
Maid Marian: Farewell, old clodhopper!

Maid Marian: [dressed as a page boy being held back by Little John] Let me go, you monster! Let me go!
Robin Hood: Hey, John. Give me that lad.
Maid Marian: [Marian is tossed to Robin] Let me down, you... you white faced...
Robin Hood: Well, you're a pretty lad and sweetly tempered. Like a lady I used to know.
Maid Marian: And I used to know a gentleman called Robin Fitzooth who would scorn to be a common thief.

Maid Marian: So it's goodbye again.
Robin Hood: It will always be goodbye till King Richard returns.
Maid Marian: I fear so. Do you remember the day we said goodbye at Huntington?
Robin Hood: I do.
Maid Marian: And you were wishing to join the crusade and go to the Holy Land.
Robin Hood: Yes.
Maid Marian: It's well for England that you didn't.
Robin Hood: I wonder.
Maid Marian: You're serving your king better here, Robin Fitzooth.
Robin Hood: Thank you, my lady.

Maid Marian: Just what do you think you are doing?
Robin Hood: Getting up.
Maid Marian: You are not. Come now, a sup of barley broth.
Robin Hood: I'm sick to death of barley broth. And once more I've been bullied long enough by you and that turniped faced friar.
Friar Tuck: Hmph!
Maid Marian: Now you drink this!
Robin Hood: You drink it!
Friar Tuck: [sits on Robin Hood so he can't move] Pour it down his throat.

"Robin Hood: Lost in Translation (#3.3)" (2009)
Robin Hood: I just thought I'd put the spark back into our relationship, Sheriff!

Sheriff of Nottingham: Where's Robin Hood? I don't see him.
Robin Hood: Then open your eyes!
Sheriff of Nottingham: Oh, look. He's come to save the village. How noble. What are you going to do, Hood? Hmm? Are you going to kill me? Going to shoot me? And risk bringing down the wrath of Prince John on Nottingham? Well, I don't think you really want that, do you?
Robin Hood: No. No,I wouldn't. Because I love Nottingham. I love it's people. And I want to see them freed from your greed and your corruption.
Sheriff of Nottingham: What about your greed? And your corruption? You attacked the abbey to try and steal the holy artefacts.
Robin Hood: I didn't. And nor did I tax these people till they bled and brutalised them until they had nothing more to give.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Yes, but you did break into the abbey with the intention of stealing the hand of St Luke.
Robin Hood: That is no the hand of Saint Luke!

Robin Hood: The truth is always the truth. You can't change that with an edict.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Yes, and they deserve to be told the truth.
Robin Hood: You tell them now and this is all over.
Sheriff of Nottingham: It certainly will be.
Robin Hood: If you say that relic is real, then three innocent men will die. But if you deny it, those people must be released from your edict.

Robin Hood: The rope's too thick. I can't get through it.
[Drops arrow head]
Much: We're toast! I knew it!

"Robin Hood: Alan a Dale (#1.4)" (1984)
Alan a Dale: My fate awaits me in Nottingham. The world has become an empty place, and life is merely the echo of mocking laughter.
Little John: I'm not surprised!
Robin of Loxley: Why do you want to kill the Sheriff?
Alan a Dale: Have you seen an innocent flower mercilessly crushed in a mailed fist?
Will Scarlet: He's right round the Maypole!
Alan a Dale: To save the lady of my heart, I would ride through fire!
Little John: What? On that horse?
Alan a Dale: He means to marry her!
Little John: Marry?
Will Scarlet: What? The Sheriff?
Lady Marion: He'll never marry!
Friar Tuck: He hates women!
Alan a Dale: It's Mildred... Oh, Mildred!

Robin of Loxley: Alan, life's not a love song. You'd best forget her.

Robin of Loxley: Love conquers all things.
Will Scarlet: Yes, for the time being...

Alan a Dale: [singing, badly] My heart is heavy as a stone... My tears they fall like rain... For she who was my own true love... I'll never see again, again... I'll never see again.
Robin of Loxley: Maybe she heard you singing.

"Robin Hood: Tattoo? What Tattoo? (#1.8)" (2006)
[Robin punches Guy of Gisborne in the face]
Robin Hood: That *was* necessary.
[Little John and the other men show some form of agreement]

Much: [after Robin decides on a risky plan] *There is* something wrong with you.
Robin Hood: [grinning] Mmm-hmm.

Robin Hood: [to Gisborne after he takes the ring Gisborne gave Marian] We should do this again. It was entertaining.

Robin Hood: I will find out, and when I do I will see you all hang for treason.
Guy of Gisborne: Oh, and when will that be?
Robin Hood: When the king returns.
Guy of Gisborne: I wouldn't hold your breath if I were you.

"Robin Hood: Ducking and Diving (#2.5)" (2007)
Allan A Dale: I didn't have a choice!
Robin Hood: There's always a choice!

Robin Hood: Matilda, I can't let him live to speak his treason.
Matilda: So it's not his life your afraid of, then. It's his tongue.
Robin Hood: So... Shall we just cut out his tongue then?
Matilda: Oh, *men*!
[whacks Robin on the head]
Matilda: Always thinkin' in a straight line!

Robin Hood, Marian: Everything's a choice. Everything we do.

"Robin Hood: A Clue: No (#1.13)" (2006)
Robin Hood: Do you take this man and this horse, as your route out of here?
Marian: I do!

Little John: Her, we liked.
Robin Hood: Her, we loved. Her, I loved. I loved her, and I never told her.
Much: Well, she knew.

[the Sheriff, disguised, prepares to murder those who oppose him]
Sheriff of Nottingham: [in disguise] Do you wish to give evidence against the Sheriff?
[an arrow, fired by Robin, pins the Sheriff's sleeve to the table]
Robin Hood: A clue: no.

"Robin Hood: Turk Flu (#1.5)" (2006)
[Djaq is hiding behind a rock a little way from Much, who is sitting in front of an unlighted fire. She lights the fire using her glass]
Much: [gasps] A sign! Which means I have to fast...
[Djaq throws a dead rabbit on the ground next to Much]
Much: Except God wants me to eat!
[Djaq throws another dead rabbit]
Much: Quite a lot!
Robin Hood: [laughs] Djaq. Come and join us.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Forget the outlaws save the mine!
Robin Hood: [as he escapes] Never forget the outlaws!

Guard for Slave transport: I thought you were gonna slit me throat!
Robin Hood: No we don't slit throats.
Robin Hood: It's too messy.

"Once Upon a Time: Quiet Minds (#3.15)" (2014)
Regina Mills: I didn't catch your name.
Robin Hood: Robin of Locksley, at your service.
Regina Mills: The thief?
Robin Hood: Well, as were tossing labels around, aren't you technically known as "The Evil Queen?"
Regina Mills: I prefer "Regina".

Robin Hood: [Holding up a bottle of whiskey] What about this? Is this magical?
Regina Mills: Not exactly. But it is a liquid that can conjure courage, give strength, or even act as a love potion of sorts. It's called whiskey, and no, it's not magical... especially the next day.

Robin Hood: Apologies, m'lady. I thought you were the Wicked Witch.
Regina Mills: And I thought you were a flying monkey.

"Robin Hood: The Witch of Elsdon (#1.2)" (1984)
Robin Hood: Why are you behaving like this? This is ridiculous!
Marion: Oh, I'm ridiculous now, am I?
Robin Hood: Now, I didn't say that.
Marion: What am I to you, Robin?
Robin Hood: Everything.
Marion: Everything. You're right: wife, cook, and nurse.

Robin Hood: Herne protect us.

Robin Hood: You can kill a man with that feather, or you can save his life, can't you?

"Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: Rotten Rose: Part 1 (#2.5)" (1990)
Robin: Something terrible's happened to my bottom!

Robin: But what if they ask me about carpet laying? I've never *laid* *anything* in my life!
'Rotten' Rose Scargill: We'll say you're on work experience.
Robin: I'm a little... *mature* for that, aren't I?
'Rotten' Rose Scargill: We'll say you're a slow learner.
Robin: But will they *believe* it?
'Rotten' Rose Scargill: Robin, I'm *sure* they will.

Marian: [Marian and Nettle watch from a distance as the hysterical young women of Worksop flock around Robin] Young girls! It's pathetic, isn't it?
Cowpat: [to Robin] Would you mind signing my arm, please? I've never met a real star before!
Robin: Oh well, I suppose so, okay, yeah!
Cowpat: Oh, I'll never wash again!
'Rotten' Rose Scargill: You never wash anyway.
Robin: Who shall I put it to?
Cowpat: Cowpat, please!
Robin: Cowpat. It's a pretty name. "To Cowpat, with love and best wishes from-"
'Rotten' Rose Scargill: Can I touch your hair, please?
Robin: Well...
'Rotten' Rose Scargill: Can I, can I, can I?
Marian: Look at him! His head's so swollen it'll split in two in a minute, and his brains'll drop out.
Robin: [Calls over] Hey! Marian! Apparently Smash Hits readers have voted me the outlaw they'd most like to snog!

"Robin Hood: Brothers in Arms (#1.7)" (2006)
Marian: You were looking at me.
Robin Hood: That's just the way my eyes were pointing.

[Robin goes in for a kiss, but is stopped playfully by Marian]
Marian: That won't help you make your decision.
Robin Hood: It might!
Marian: It won't.

Much: We have a problem.
Robin Hood: We have many problems. Most of them guard-shaped.

"Robin Hood: Parent Hood (#1.4)" (2006)
[Robin takes on a knight in hand to hand combat with the baby in hand. He gets punched around the face and flies back]
Robin Hood: Do you mind? I'm just trying to get the baby to sleep!
[Kills the knight]

Marian: [Robin is sending food over walls attached to arrows] That is a waste of arrows!
Robin Hood: No!
Marian: You could simply throw the food.
Robin Hood: We could. But where would be the fun in that?

Marian: [as she's sewing up a wound on Robin's arm] Your "charms," such as they are, ceased working on *me* at *least* five years ago.
Robin Hood: [smiling] A challenge?
Marian: A statement.
[she purposely tugs on the the thread a bit too hard]
Robin Hood: OW!
Marian: [not caring, flat-toned] That hurt?
Robin Hood: YES!
Marian: Good.

"Robin Hood: Seven Poor Knights from Acre (#1.3)" (1984)
Robin of Loxley: Think of it: spies in every village, messengers. And not only the villages. There's already people in Nottingham. I mean, that baker and his wife. The potter we helped... There's places to hide, right under the Sheriff's nose.
Will Scarlet: You'll get too big for your boots, you will.
Robin of Loxley: Then I'll get bigger boots.

Robin of Loxley: He's more useful to us alive.
Will Scarlet: What do you mean?
Robin of Loxley: Well, the people hate Gisburne and everything he stands for.
Will Scarlet: Yeah, I know that.
Robin of Loxley: The more he stirs it up, the more they'll turn to us.

Robin of Loxley: Evil to him who thinks evil.

"Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: Keeping Mum (#3.3)" (1993)
Robin: There you go, Barrington. You're a National Health dentist, so you get that one...
Barrington: Neat, man!
Robin: ...and I'm private, so I get the one with the fur collar. Oh wow, do we look the business or what?

Robin: I'm Chief Dentist Robin, and I've got about seven dentisting certificates on my wall, you know? This is Dentist Barrington, Dentist Little Ron...
Rabies: And I'm Rabies, aren't I?
Robin: Of course you are! And you're a dentist too, aren't you?
Rabies: No.
Robin: No. How silly of me. He's the hygienist!
Marian's Mum: What, with those teeth?
Little Ron: No, he uses his hands.
Marian: [breezes in, carrying a large stack of files] Morning, dentists!
Robin: Hey, it's Maid Marian, our dental receptionist!

"Doctor Who: Robot of Sherwood (#8.3)" (2014)
Robin Hood: History is a burden. Stories can make us fly.
The Doctor: I'm still having a little trouble believing yours, I'm afraid.
Robin Hood: Is it so hard to credit? That a man born into wealth and privilege should find the plight of the oppressed and weak too much to bear... until one night, he is moved to steal a TARDIS? Fly among the stars, fighting the good fight?

The Doctor: I'm not a hero.
Robin Hood: Well, neither am I. But if we both keep pretending to be, perhaps others will be heroes in our name. Perhaps we will both be stories. And may those stories never end.

Robin and the 7 Hoods (1964)
Robbo: You look like the day they fixed the electricity at the death house.

Robbo: Big Jim's daughter, there's a big laugh. I thought when you were a kid you didn't have a doll to play with, you had a rattle. It was right on the end of your tail.

"Robin Hood: For England...! (#2.6)" (2007)
Robin Hood: Well, I can walk through walls, remember.

Djaq: What about Allan?
Robin Hood: Forget him. He's dead to us.

"Once Upon a Time: Witch Hunt (#3.13)" (2014)
David Nolan: What exactly took Little John?
Robin Hood: We didn't get a good look - some manner of beast with wings.
Emma Swan: That sounds a lot like the monster that attacked me in New York.
Hook: You mean the monster you were gonna marry?
[Emma shoots Hook a look of "Did you have to mention that?"]
David Nolan: You were gonna marry someone?
Hook: Did you just miss the part where I said "monster"?

Regina Mills: You were right. The sleeping curse wasn't the answer. As you said, I just needed to find something to live for.
Robin Hood: And you found it? What?
Regina Mills: The one thing I haven't had in a very long time. Someone to destroy.

"Once Upon a Time: A Curious Thing (#3.19)" (2014)
Robin Hood: Where I come from, a simple "thank you" will suffice.
Evil Queen: Where you come from, people bathe in the river and use pine cones for money.

Evil Queen: What do you see in me?
Robin Hood: Evidently the same thing you see in me. A second chance

"The Legend of Robin Hood: Part 2 (#1.2)" (1975)
Robin Hood: What did you find out, Will?
Will Scarlett: His Grace's horse bears your mark.
Robin Hood: And the ass?
[Will nods towards the Abbot]
Robin Hood: You may have that, my lord.
Abbot of Grantham: [scandalized] You'd have me ride on an ass?
Robin Hood: What could be more biblical?

Robin Hood: [to King Richard, referring to Sir Guy] He has some very valuable berry bushes.

"The Adventures of Robin Hood: A Guest for the Gallows (#1.6)" (1955)
Robin Hood: There's an old motto King Richard used to quote - "Let your wits be sharper than your enemy's sword."
Little John: You alone, Robin? That's too great a risk.
Robin Hood: We're never alone as long as we have friends among the people.

Friar Tuck: It's a strange piece of logic, Robin Hood, to rescue a prisoner by becoming one yourself.
Robin Hood: It's a strange piece of logic, Friar Tuck, to reform the sinners in a tavern by becoming one yourself.

The Zany Adventures of Robin Hood (1984) (TV)
Robin Hood: Come, let us go to my camp, and sup.

Robin Hood: After all, popes handle it, men in prison handle it...

Blackadder Back & Forth (1999)
Blackadder: Just one question... What makes you so great?
Robin Hood: 'Cos I'm ME, man.

Robin Hood: Am I Robin Hood? Is Will Scarlet a poof in tights? Is Friar Tuck a fat tub of lard with a ridiculous haircut? Is Maid Marian a hot little honey with thighs like two halves of a nutcracker?

"Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: The Great Mud Harvest (#3.6)" (1993)
Marian: Robin, the whole of Sherwood's starving! Thousands of peasants are skinnier than anorexic stick insects, and all you can think about is the fact that you haven't had your elevenses! How does that make you feel?
Robin: Well, my tummy's a bit rumbly...

"Ark II: Robin Hood (#1.9)" (1976)
Robin Hood: To battle, Merry Men! To battle!
Jonah: Uh-oh! Looks like we got a war on our hands. We better break it up before somebody gets hurt.

"Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: Rotten Rose: Part 2 (#2.6)" (1990)
Marian: One day we'll win. One day England will be free. School dinners won't make us throw up. Swimming pools won't stink of chlorine, and girls will be able to play football at school. And who do you think will get all these things done, Robin?
Robin: Er, the Football Association?
Marian: Us, Robin! And people like us. In people's hearts there'll always be a Robin Hood. There'll always be a Barrington, Little Ron and a Rabies!
Robin: I suppose so. And, you forgot something.
Marian: What?
Robin: There'll always be a Maid Marian!
Marian: Thank you, Robin.
Robin: [aside] Mind you, no-one will remember her, will they?

"Robin Hood: Herne's Son: Part 1 (#3.1)" (1986)
The Earl of Huntingdon: It's no use dwelling on the past. Some things are better forgotten.
Lady Marion: SOME things, my lord.

Robin of Locksley (1996) (TV)
Robin McAllister: [reading Locksley's motto, "Give us a boy and we will give you back a man", sighs] Give me a break or I'll give you back the uniform.

"Once Upon a Time: Lacey (#2.19)" (2013)
Robin Hood: [aiming at Rumplestiltskin] An arrow fired from this bow always finds its target. Don't you just love magic?
[as he shoots the arrow, Rumplestiltskin disappears and reappears right next to Robin, yet still gets hit by the arrow]
Robin Hood: I know I do.

"The Legend of Robin Hood: Part 6 (#1.6)" (1975)
Boy: [He has found Robin dying in the forest] Are the soldiers chasing you?
Robin Hood: Not any more.

The Adventures of Robin Hood (1985) (TV)
Maid Marion: Please! Please do something before I faint!
Robin Hood: This is no time to remember you're a lady.

"Rocket Robin Hood: The Time Machine (#1.2)" (1967)
[Both Rocket Robin Hood and Little John are handcuffed and chained to an overhead beam in the Sheriff's time machine]
Sheriff of N.O.T.T: Have you any idea, any idea of what you are trapped in?
Little John: I think it's a ladies hair dryer.
Rocket Robin Hood: Perhaps a machine for making escape keys?

"Robin Hood: The Children of Israel (#2.2)" (1984)
Robin of Loxley: Send me a rich sheriff, with his wagons groaning with money...

"Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: Bouncy Sheriff (#4.2)" (1994)
Robin: You know what we could do with? An au pair!
Marian: Robin!
Barrington: You can have a bite of this apple if you want.
Robin: No, seriously! A nice little Malaysian girl or something.
Marian: Are you deliberately trying to wind me up?
Robin: I mean, it'd be helping the third world, you know. We wouldn't rip her off. She'd just do the washing and cooking and cleaning and ironing and washing-up and dusting and maybe blow-dry my hair when she's got a minute, and in return you'd give her English lessons. It wouldn't cost us a penny!

"Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: The Big Baby (#3.1)" (1993)
Robin: I know humility's really important, right, but was I truly brilliant or what?

"When Things Were Rotten: A Ransom for Richard (#1.5)" (1975)
Sheriff of Nottingham: You are an hour early. You must be excited about spending the evening with us.
Robin Hood: Not really. I would sooner spend my evening talking to an English muffin...
Bertram: Toasted!
Robin Hood: ...however, we have more important things to do this night than to engage in worthless repartee with the royal jackal and his obedient cur.

"Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: The Nice Sumatran (#4.6)" (1994)
Barrington: Ain't you ever heard of the Good Samaritan?
Robin: Is it a pub?

"Once Upon a Time: The Tower (#3.14)" (2014)
Robin Hood: I never thought I'd be paid to break in somewhere. It feels wrong.

"Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: Driving Ambition (#3.2)" (1993)
Marian: Robin? What's the difference between you and a total jerk?
Robin: Erm... I don't know.
Marian: Neither do I!

"Robin Hood: Treasure of the Nation (#2.11)" (2007)
[repeated line]
Robin Hood: [to Little John] Big bear!

"Once Upon a Time: The Snow Queen (#4.7)" (2014)
Robin Hood: When you see the good in someone, you don't give up on them. Especially if they don't see it themselves. And if you're ever lucky enough to find true love, you fight for it, everyday.

Ivanhoe (1982) (TV)
Friar Tuck: Make room, make room for your godly father and his prisoner. I am like an eagle, with it's prey in it's clutches. A victim to my sword.
Isaac of York: For the love of God would someone take me away from this madman.
Robin Hood: Where did you find him?
Friar Tuck: I was looking for a draft of noble Norman wine, when down in the cellar I found this infidel. I was going to beat his brains out but I took pity upon his gray hair and converted him then and there.
Isaac of York: That's a lie, I'm not converted, he lies.
Friar Tuck: You call me a liar, then I must teach you better manners.
[about to punch Isaac of York]
King Richard: [Stops Friar Tuck] Hold! Strike me, Friar, if you dare. I'll stand by your blow if you'll stand by mind.
Friar Tuck: Right. Then down you go.
[Punches King Richard who barely moves]
King Richard: Now, my turn
[Punches Friar Tuck who falls to the ground]
Friar Tuck: I think you broke my jaw.
King Richard: I think not, you can still speak. Come, let's put an end to this nonsense.
[Helps Friar Tuck up]
Isaac of York: I am Isaac of York. Has anyone seen my daughter Rebecca?
Robin Hood: We saw her. Carried off by Brian Guilbert when the castle fell.
Isaac of York: Is done dead. Where was she taken?
Robin Hood: If I had to guess, I would say north to Templestone where the knights of the Templar gather.
Isaac of York: I must leave at once, I must pay the ransom. Please, who would guide me, I will pay money to anyone who would guide me.
Friar Tuck: Oh dear, sweet, gentle Jew... I apologize if we had harsh words before. I would be happy to guide you to Templestone for a small fee. 200 stekas.
Isaac of York: 200 stekas.
Friar Tuck: We shall leave in the morning.
Isaac of York: We shall leave at once.
Friar Tuck: We leave at once.

"Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: Maid Marian and Much the Mini-Mart Manager's Son (#4.0)" (1993)
Barrington: [to Marian] You do know we want you to go on being our leader, don't you?
Rabies: Yeah! Robin wanted me to be a bouncer, but I can't bounce.
Little Ron: Anyway, your gang's more fun, with all the killing and maiming and stuff!
Robin: Hang on! She made us look stupid, and I hate looking stupid. And you lost us all our money!
'Rotten' Rose Scargill: And she snogged that double-crossing Much in public!
Marian: At least I didn't snog him in private like *some* people. Anyway, it wasn't a proper snog. I was thinking of something else.
Robin: Oh, I always do that when I'm snogging.

"Robin Hood: The Prophecy (#2.1)" (1984)
Abbot Hugo de Rainault: Have you no respect for the Church, villain?
Robin Hood: Not while you're in it!

"Robin Hood: Childhood (#2.3)" (2007)
Daniel: Sorry. Who're you?
Robin Hood: That... That's Much
Daniel: Oh, yes. The servant.
Much: [the group laughs] Very funny.

"Robin Hood: We Are Robin Hood (#2.13)" (2007)
Robin Hood: I, Robin, take you, Marian, to be my lawful wedded wife, to have and to hold, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer...
Marian: In sickness.
Robin Hood: In sickness or in health, to love and to cherish, til death do us part.
Marian: I, Marion, take you, Robin of Loxley, master of the bow, champion of the poor, and lord of my heart. I promise to love and to cherish you, for better or for worse, from this day forward, as long as we both shall live.
Marian: Much, don't cry.
Carter: He's not crying, he's laughing on the wrong side of his face.
Robin Hood: Carter!

Long Live Robin Hood (1971)
Robin Hood: A good hunter never hurts puppies.

"Robin Hood: Booby and the Beast (#2.2)" (2007)
Robin Hood: *Scoffs* "England needs me."
Marian: Yes! England needs me. England needs us.
Robin Hood: ...and I need you.

"Robin Hood: The Tax Man Cometh (#1.6)" (2006)
[last lines]
Robin Hood: [Speaking to a villager] Do you know who I am? I am Robin Hood.
Robin Hood: Don't let me down.

"When Things Were Rotten: Those Wedding Bell Blues (#1.4)" (1975)
[first lines]
Robin Hood: Marian... Marian will you be reasonable?
Maid Marian: I don't want to be reasonable. I want to be married!

"The Wonderful World of Disney: Princess of Thieves (#4.9)" (2001)
[to Gwyn]
Robin O'Locksley: You know your mother fell in love with a robber and a thief. A prince is just as bad if not worse.

Shrek (2001)
Merry Men: [singing] Ta da, da da da da - whoo!
Monsieur Hood: I steal from the rich and give to the needy...
Merry Man: He takes a wee percentage...
Monsieur Hood: But I'm not greedy - I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good!
Merry Men: What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood!
Monsieur Hood: Break it down...
[Merry Men Irish step dance]
Monsieur Hood: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid...
Merry Men: What he's basically saying is he likes to get...
Monsieur Hood: Paid!
Monsieur Hood: So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad.
Merry Man: [joining in] That's bad, that's bad, that's bad!
Monsieur Hood: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!
Merry Men: He's mad, he's really, really mad!
Monsieur Hood: Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to start...
[Fiona swoops in and kicks him - the music stops]
Princess Fiona: Man, that was annoying!

"Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: How the Band Got Together (#1.1)" (1989)

"Rocket Robin Hood" (1966)
Rocket Robin Hood: Good fighting, Little John, but if I catch you off guard, I'll make your head ring like a gong.
Little John: Almost got you that time.
Rocket Robin Hood: Right, no wonder Maid Marion is watching you so admiringly.
Little John: She is?
[Rocket Robin Hood bops Little John on his head with his electro-quarter staff]
Rocket Robin Hood: My mistake, she's laughing at you. Let that be a lesson to you, spaceman. Always be on your toes.
[Little John lifts Rocket Robin Hood over his head.]
Little John: Strange, you aren't on your toes, Robin.
[Little John heaves Rocket Robin Hood over his head and throws him into a pond]
Rocket Robin Hood: I must remember to follow my own advice.