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: She's got her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western.
: I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.
[During a job interview
] Dr. Lester
: Which of these two letters comes first, this one or this one? Craig Schwartz
: The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir? Dr. Lester
: Damn, you're good. I was trying to trick you.
: Any questions? Craig Schwartz
: Just one. Why are these ceilings so low? Dr. Lester
: Low overhead, my boy - we pass the savings on to you! But seriously, that'll all be covered in the orientation.
: Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz. Craig Schwartz
: Oh, no. Dr. Lester
: If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears. Craig Schwartz
: I wasn't toying with her sir, I wouldn't - pardon me, how old are you, sir? Dr. Lester
: 105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes.
: Hello, Mr. Juarez. Craig Schwartz
: Dr. Lester, My name is Craig Schwartz, a small mixup with your secretary... Dr. Lester
: [into intercom
: Floris, get Guinness on the phone. Floris
: Right away, Dr. Lester. Genghis Khan Capone.
: My spunk is to you manna from heaven...
: Ah to be a young man again, eh, Schwartz? "laughs" maybe then Floris would care for me. Craig Schwartz
: But the elderly have so much to offer, sir. they're our link with history. Dr. Lester
: I don't want to be your goddamn link, damn you.I want to feel Floris' naked thighs next to mine. I want my body to inspire lust in that beautiful complex women. I want her to shiver with a spasm of ecstasy, Schwartz, as I penetrate her... Craig Schwartz
: Dr. Lester, while I'm flattered you would share your feeling with me, perhaps the workplace is not the most suitable environment for this type of discussion. Dr. Lester
: All right, your right. All right I tell you what: Meet me after work today at Jerry's juiceteria on lex, and I'll spill my goddamn guts for you.