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Quotes for
Father Dyer (Character)
from The Exorcist (1973)

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The Exorcist (1973)
Father Dyer: Listen, if you ever go up there again will you take me along?
Astronaut: What for?
Father Dyer: First missionary on Mars.

Father Dyer: My idea of Heaven is a solid white nightclub with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they *love* me.

[2000 version]
Lt. Kinderman: You go to films, Father Dyer? You like them?
Father Dyer: Oh, sure.
Lt. Kinderman: I get passes. In fact I've got a pass for the Crest tomorrow night. You'd like to go?
Father Dyer: What's playing?
Lt. Kinderman: "Wuthering Heights".
Father Dyer: Who's in it?
Lt. Kinderman: Heathcliff, Jackie Gleason, and in the role of Catherine Earnshaw, Lucille Ball. You're happy?
Father Dyer: I've seen it.
Lt. Kinderman: Another one.

[last lines - 2000 version]
Father Dyer: You know, you look a bit like Bogart.
Lt. Kinderman: You noticed.

Father Dyer: [taking away Karras' whiskey] I reckon I saved him from a great temptation.
Father Karras: Stealing's a sin.


The Exorcist III (1990)
University President: Joey... What did you say that offended Tom Lowery? He's our biggest benefactor.
Father Dyer: Oh, he is?
University President: What did you say to him?
Father Dyer: "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

Father Dyer: [On the film 'It's a Wonderful Life'] I've seen it 37 times.
University President: Commendable.
Father Dyer: Do you have a favorite picture?
University President: 'The Fly'.

Father Dyer: May the schwartz be with you.

Father Dyer: [in a hospital complaining that he's read all of the newspapers already] Now look, these are all last weeks editions. I've read every one of them. No, can't ya pick me something up?
Kinderman: My God, the grammar.