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: Listen, if you ever go up there again will you take me along? Astronaut
: What for? Father Dyer
: First missionary on Mars.
: My idea of Heaven is a solid white nightclub with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they *love* me.
] Lt. Kinderman
: You go to films, Father Dyer? You like them? Father Dyer
: Oh, sure. Lt. Kinderman
: I get passes. In fact I've got a pass for the Crest tomorrow night. You'd like to go? Father Dyer
: What's playing? Lt. Kinderman
: "Wuthering Heights". Father Dyer
: Who's in it? Lt. Kinderman
: Heathcliff, Jackie Gleason, and in the role of Catherine Earnshaw, Lucille Ball. You're happy? Father Dyer
: I've seen it. Lt. Kinderman
: Another one.
[last lines - 2000 version
] Father Dyer
: You know, you look a bit like Bogart. Lt. Kinderman
: You noticed.
: [taking away Karras' whiskey
] I reckon I saved him from a great temptation. Father Karras
: Stealing's a sin.
: Joey... What did you say that offended Tom Lowery? He's our biggest benefactor. Father Dyer
: Oh, he is? University President
: What did you say to him? Father Dyer
: "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
: [On the film 'It's a Wonderful Life'
] I've seen it 37 times. University President
: Commendable. Father Dyer
: Do you have a favorite picture? University President
: 'The Fly'.
: May the schwartz be with you.
: [in a hospital complaining that he's read all of the newspapers already
] Now look, these are all last weeks editions. I've read every one of them. No, can't ya pick me something up? Kinderman
: My God, the grammar.