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: What are you doing? Charlotte
: My husband's a photographer, so he's here working. I wasn't doing anything so I came along. Bob
: What do you do? Charlotte
: I'm not sure yet, actually.
: Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out? Charlotte
: I'm in. I'll go pack my stuff. Bob
: I hope that you've had enough to drink. It's going to take courage.
: I just don't know what I'm supposed to be. Bob
: You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.
: I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet.
: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
: That was the worst lunch. Bob
: So bad. What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?
: I was feeling tight in the shoulders and neck, so I called down and had a Shiatsu massage in my room... Charlotte
: Mmh, that's nice! Bob
: And the tightness has completely disappeared and been replaced by unbelievable pain.
: It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids. Charlotte
: It's scary. Bob
: The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born. Charlotte
: Nobody ever tells you that. Bob
: Your life, as you know it... is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk... and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life. Charlotte
: That's nice.
: So, what are you doing here? Bob
: Uh, a couple of things. Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday. And, uh, getting paid two million dollars to endorse a whiskey when I could be doing a play somewhere. Charlotte
: Oh. Bob
: But the good news is, the whiskey works.
: Let's never come here again because it would never be as much fun.
: I don't want to leave. Charlotte
: So don't. Stay here with me. We'll start a jazz band.
: 25 years. That's uh, well it's impressive. Bob
: Well you figure, you sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're, y'know, down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.
: [after Bob tells her of his back pain
] I'm in pain, I got my foot banged up. Wanna see it? Bob
: [to Chef, sarcastically
] How do you say no?
[sees the foot
: Oh, my gosh! When did you do this? Charlotte
: I did it the other day, it hurts, y'know? Bob
: Didn't you feel any pain? Charlotte
: Yeah, it really hurt. Bob
: That toe is almost dead.
: I think I got to take you to a doctor, you can't just put that back in the shoe. Well, you either go to a doctor or you leave it here.
: He's smiling. You like that idea? See they love black toe in this country.
[Charlotte continues laughing
: Bye. Charlotte
: Bye. Bob
[Bob leaves Charlotte and walks back to his waiting taxi
: [to taxi driver
] All right.
: Why do they switch the r's and the l's here? Bob
: Uh... for yuks. You know? Just to mix it up. Bob
: They have to amuse themselves, 'cause we're not making them laugh.
: But listen, let's all go out for a drink sometimes. Yeah? John
: Yeah, yeah. Kelly
: You know, call me, okay? John
: Yeah, okay. Kelly
: Alright. Listen, I'm under Evelyn Waugh. Shh, okay? Charlotte
: [after Kelly leaves
] Evelyn Waugh? Evelyn Waugh was a man. John
: Oh, come on, she's nice. What? You know, not everybody went to Yale. It's just a pseudonym, for Christ's sake.
: [Bob is recollecting when he first saw Charlotte, in the elevator
] Did I scowl at you? Bob
: No, you smiled. Charlotte
: I did? Bob
: Yes, it was a complete accident. A freak. I haven't seen it since. Just that one time.
: Like that, but bigger... bigger... mm-hmm... well, not that big!
: I just feel so alone, even when I'm surrounded by other people.
: What did you study? Charlotte
: Philosophy. Bob
: There's a lot of money in that racket. You just have to work out all the angles.
: Well, not everyone went to Yale. Charlotte
: I thought it was funny.
: Do you have to smoke so much? It's just so bad for you. Charlotte
: I'll stop later.
: I'd like to take that and lay it down with like a hip-hop beat like boom-tish boom-tish know what I mean? Charlotte
: [on the phone
] I went to this temple and all these monks were chanting and I didn't feel anything. John's been using these hair products and I don't know who I married anymore.
: [making fun of his one-night stand
] She's older. At least you'll have lots to talk about... Bob
: I can't believe you couldn't find anyone else to lavish you with attention.
: Worst fight ever.
: I'm stuck. Does it get easier? Bob
: No. - Yes, it gets easier. Charlotte
: Oh yeah? Look at you. Bob