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: Get back, witch. Valerie
: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.
: Have fun stormin' da castle. Valerie
: Think it'll work? Miracle Max
: It would take a miracle.
: That's a miracle pill? Valerie
: The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency. And you shouldn't go in swimming after, for at least, what?
: Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence has been shattered. Miracle Max
: Why'd you say that name? You promised me you would never say that name! Valerie
: What, Humperdinck? Miracle Max
: Aahaahh! Valerie
: Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Miracle Max
: I'm not listening!