From The Princess Bride
Your princess is quite a winning creature. A trifle simple, perhaps. Her appeal is undeniable.
I know, the people are quite taken with her. It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I thought that was clever. But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will truly be outraged - they'll demand we go to war.
[snickers, then examines a huge tree
] Now where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find...