Mr. Beauregarde
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Mr. Beauregarde (Character)
from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Sam Beauregarde: Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They're strictly for suckers.

Willy Wonka: [making a mysterious formula] Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: [as Mr. Wonka drinks the formula] That's 105%!
Sam Beauregarde: Any good?
Willy Wonka: [smacks his lips, then speaks in falsetto] Yes.

[Wonka walks down the hall which gets shorter as it goes on in the skewed perspective room]
Charlie Bucket: Hey, the room is getting smaller.
Mrs. Teevee: No, it's not. *He's* getting *bigger*!
Mr. Salt: He's at it again!
Mike Teevee: Where's the chocolate?
Sam Beauregarde: I doubt if there is any.
Mr. Salt: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Mrs. Gloop: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door!
Mr. Salt: You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there!

Sam Beauregarde: [yelling] I'm getting even with you for this, Wonka, if it's the last thing I ever do!
[mutters in pity]
Sam Beauregarde: I've got a blueberry for a daughter...

Sam Beauregarde: Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!

Sam Beauregarde: What business are you in, Salt?
Mr. Salt: Nuts.

Willy Wonka: I take very good care of my guests.
Sam Beauregarde: Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid.

Mr. Beauregarde: Violet, what are you doing now? You're blowing up!
Violet Beauregarde: I feel funny!
Grandpa Joe: I'm not surprised.