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: Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application? Spud
: No! Uh. Yes. Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative and that like. 1st Interviewer
: But you were referred here by the department of employment, there was no need for you to get your "foot in the door," as you put it. Spud
: Ehhh... cool. Whatever you say, I'm sorry. You're the man. The dude in the chair.
: Mr. Murphy, what attracts you to the leisure industry? Spud
: In a word: pleasure. It's like, my pleasure in other people's leisure.
: Very, absolutely fucking radge. "It's me, or Iggy Pop", she says. Spud
: So what're you gonna do? Tommy
: Well I paid for the tickets!
: How's it going with Gail? Spud
: No joy yet. Tommy
: How long is it? Spud
: Six weeks. Tommy
: Six weeks! Spud
: It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in. Tommy
: Where did she come up with that? Spud
: She read it in Cosmopolitan. Tommy
: Six weeks and no sex? Spud
: I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you.
: Useless motherfucker, that's what she called me. I told her, I'm sorry, but these things happen. Let's put it behind us. Spud
: That's fair enough. Tommy
: Yes, but then she finds out I've bought a ticket for Iggy Pop the same night. Spud
: Went ballistic? Tommy
: Big time. Absolutely fucking radge. 'It's me or Iggy Pop, time to decide.' Spud
: So what's it going to be? Tommy
: Well, I've paid for the ticket.
: What are you two talking about? Spud
: Football! What are you talking about? Gail
] Did you think I would leave you crying, when there's room on my horse for two? Climb up here, Tommy and don't be dying, I can go just as fast with two. When we grow up we'll both be soldiers And our horses will not be toys, and I wonder if we'll remember when we were two little boys.
: I could really handle some hot sex with a Jewish princess!