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: [On who inspired him to be a wood worker
] I guess I would have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter, and I just figured if you're going to follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ? Greg Focker
: Hmm. Jack Byrnes
: Greg's Jewish. Kevin
: Are you? Greg Focker
: Yeah. Kevin
: Well so was J.C. Wow. You're in good company.
: Greg's a male nurse. Greg Focker
: Yes. Thank you, Jack. Kevin
: Wow, that's great. I'd love to find time to do some volunteer work. Just the other day I saw a golden retriever, he had like a gimp, ya know I just wish I could have done something. Greg Focker
: Yeah, well I get paid too so it's sort of an everyone wins thing.
: It's beautiful... what is it? Kevin
: It's an altar; or you might call it a HHH... Chupah?
: There he is. Okay, G-Man, we've got swordfish and we've got salmon, what'll it be? Greg Focker
: How 'bout a little of both, K-Dog, I'm pretty hungry. Jack Byrnes
: I think they call that the 'munchies'.
: [Speaking about Andi Garcia's attractiveness
] Look, it's natural to get a little tempted. Greg Focker
: Nobody's tempted, nobody's... Kevin Rawley
: Look, even our dear friend, the Buddha, had to pass through sorrow on his way to enlightenment. Greg Focker
] Our dear friend the Buddha? How's he doing? It's been so long. Do you ever listen to yourself? Kevin Rawley
: try not to. I speak from the heart off the cuff like my man JC at the Sermon on the Mount. I think that's what you always admired about me.
: I speak from the heart, off the cuff, like my man, JC at the Sermon on the Mount. I think that's what you've always admired about me. Greg Focker
: Well, I got news for you. You're not Jesus.
: He's not a doctor. Kevin Rawley
: Not in the Western sense of the word. Greg Focker
: Not in *any* sense of the word.
: Greg, he's not responding to my treatment. Greg Focker
: Really? To you waving your hands over him? He's not a Ouija board, Kevin.