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: Having boobs sucks.
[discovering that her boobs are plotting evil things
] Mom! They're conspiring!
: Mom, what's six times eight? Bebe's Mom
: Sweetie, those are two entirely different numbers.
: Paris Hilton is making an appearance at the mall! Wendy Testaburger
: Who's Paris Hilton? Red haired girl
: "Who's Paris Hilton?" Blonde girl
: You don't know? Announcer
: Hello everyone. The Guess clothing company is pleased to have as its new spokesperson and model, a woman all you young ones can look up to. Miss Paris Hilton!
[Paris appears on stage, coughs, poses for the cameras. Audience cheers
] Bebe Stevens
: Wow, that's really her! Paris, over here! Wendy Testaburger
: I don't get it, what does she do? Blonde girl
: She's super rich! Wendy Testaburger
: But what does she do? Red haired girl
: She's totally spoiled and snobby! Wendy Testaburger
: What does she do? Man in audience
: She's a whore!
[snaps a photo
] Paris Hilton
: Hey everyone! Sorry if I'm a little spent. I did a whole lot of partying last night with a lot of different guys.
[coughs into her hand
] Paris Hilton
: Anyway, I'm pleased to be here in Douth Dark to announce the opening of my brand new store! A store where girls can buy everything they need to be just like me! Stupid Spoiled Whore!
[curtain drops to reveal the store. Crowd cheers
: Stan, truth or dare? Stan Marsh
: Dare. Bebe Stevens
: [Wendy and Bebe whisper to each other
] Take this stick, and jam it up your pee-hole! Stan Marsh
: What? Wendy Testaberger
: Wow, that sucks. Do you think it'll hurt?