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Mr. Garrison (Character)
from "South Park" (1997)
- "South Park"
- Taming Strange (2013) TV episode, Played by Trey Parker
- A Nightmare on Facetime (2012) TV episode, Played by Trey Parker
- Cartman Finds Love (2012) TV episode, Played by Trey Parker
- Reverse Cowgirl (2012) TV episode, Played by Trey Parker
- Bass to Mouth (2011) TV episode, Played by Trey Parker
- 2000 MTV Movie Awards (2000) (TV) Played by Trey Parker
- Christmas in South Park (2000) (V) Played by Trey Parker (as Mr. William L. Garrison)
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) Played by Trey Parker (as Mr. Herbert Garrison)
... aka "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" - International (English title) (poster title), USA (DVD title)
... aka "South Park: The Movie" - International (English title) (short title)
[Mr. Garrison has to teach sexual education in Kindergarten]
Mr. Herbert Garrison: Okay children, who can tell me what a condom is?
[silence, one girl raises hand]
Mr. Herbert Garrison: Yes, Jenny?
Jenny: It fwies awound and it's endangewed.
Mr. Herbert Garrison: That's a *condor*, Jenny! Condor. *Condoms* are what we use to stop the spread of STDs.
[Fillmore raises hand]
Mr. Herbert Garrison: Yes, Fillmore?
Filmore Anderson: Can we do fingerpaints?
Mr. Herbert Garrison: [angrily] No, we can't do fingerpaints! You kids wanna get herpes, huh? How 'bout a nice bucket of AIDS? Sound good? Now pay attention, all right? I'm going show you the proper way to put on a condom.
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