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Shen (Character)
from "Blade: The Series" (2006)

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"Blade: The Series: Conclave (#1.12)" (2006)
Shen: Anyone ever tell you you're an optimistic son of a bitch?
Blade: Every goddamn day.

Shen: Don't even try to tell me this is a win!
Blade: Purebloods dead, it's a win. Marcus further up the ladder, it's a win. Krista still with him, it's a win.

Shen: Seriously bro, what do you think our odds are?
Blade: Whatever they are, they are even worse for Krista.

Blade: Figured you were dead.
Shen: So did I until Krista split me a little pick me up.

Blade: Kill them all. Familiars too.
Shen: I was hoping for something more specific.

[Krista mouths I'm sorry]
Shen: Just do it, you blood sucking bitch.

Shen: Blade, just sit tight.
Blade: I don't do that very well.

Shen: I'll tell ya one thing, no vamps are coming in here with UV lights flooding the place.
[the UV lights go down]
Shen: Now we're screwed.
Blade: Not while we're still breathing!

Blade: [points a shotgun in Shen's face] Are you infected?
Shen: No!
Blade: You wearing a wire or some shit like that?
Shen: Not unless they shoved it up my ass when I wasn't looking!

Shen: Anyone ever tell you you're a cynical son of a bitch?
Blade: Every God damned day.

"Blade: The Series: Angels & Demons (#1.9)" (2006)
Shen: It's weird, isn't it?
Blade: What? That I haven't taken your head off yet.
Shen: You and Marcus, on the same side, gunning for the Purebloods. Guess the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Blade: I don't have a problem killing my friends either.

Shen: Haven't found Krista yet.
Blade: So, what are you doing about it?
Shen: I told you, I put the word out. What do you want me to do? Tack up flyers around the neighborhood. Lost vampire. Last seen ashing her mother. May be suicidal, homicidal. Both. Needs her meds.

Shen: Dude, crack a smile - Marcus takes out the pureblood trash, we don't have to.
Blade: Maybe.

Dr. Chang: No, really, Blade, you don't have to thank me!
Shen: Welcome to my nightmare.

Shen: You're shitting me? You wanna break into Chthon?
Blade: Girl's on a knife's edge. If she falls off, I want her to fall our way.
Shen: So you can catch her, right? Right?
Blade: That's our way in.
Shen: The sewer. Lovely.
Blade: It's how Krista got into their labs.
Shen: And got caught.
Blade: We'll do it quieter.

Blade: BS TV?
Shen: Blood Sucker Television, 24-hour Chthon network, all vamps all the time!
[Blade is unimpressed]
Shen: Tough room.

"Blade: The Series: Monsters (#1.11)" (2006)
Blade: We only need to find one - where he's gonna massacre the Chthon purebloods.
Shen: So you can go and watch?
Blade: So I can join the party.

Blade: What's that?
Shen: Company. It's probably just a homeless guy looking for a place to crash.
Blade: That's a gun, not a pillow. Let's go wish him goodnight.

Shen: We're really getting close, huh? The big brass ring.
Blade: We'll be getting big brass dick if we don't find out where it's going down. Any word on Krista?
Shen: Not a peep since she went back to Chthon. You think she's getting hell for being AWOL too long?
Blade: At Chthon all you get is hell.

Blade: I hate Feds.
Shen: He does. They anger him.

"Blade: The Series: Hunters (#1.10)" (2006)
Shen: We won't let anything happen to you, Bethany.
Bethany: We?
[Blade makes his entrance]
Shen: Don't freak.
Bethany: Freak? No, I... are you kiddin'? I mean he looks like he could take anything on! That's-that's good, right?

Kurt: Can I get you a drink?
Shen: Coke.
Kurt: And?
Shen: Just a coke.

[Blade glares]
Shen: I know!
Blade: I didn't day anything.
Shen: I made a mistake.

"Blade: The Series: Sacrifice (#1.7)" (2006)
Blade: Did you call your friend at the CDC?
Shen: When did I become your secretary? You wanna dial her up? Just hit that key, right there.

Blade: I don't to this.
Shen: That's 'cause I do everything.
Blade: Didn't fix the AC in the car yet.

"Blade: The Series: Pilot (#1.1)" (2006)
Blade: Figure it out. You're supposed to be the smart one.
Shen: And I'm the good looking one too.

"Blade: The Series: Descent (#1.3)" (2006)
Blade: Get out of here, you are done.
Sands: What?
Shen: Don't make him say twice.

"Blade: The Series: The Evil Within (#1.5)" (2006)
Blade: She is pregnant.
Shen: Figures.
Blade: But the question is... with what?

"Blade: The Series: Bloodlines (#1.4)" (2006)
Blade: Every vampire needs to be familiar with the skills.
Shen: And I make the weapons.
Blade: And I use them, that's the arrangement.
Shen: No shit, I thought we were dating.