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: [on the phone
] Mom, I can't talk to you right now, okay? I'm having sex with a white woman.
[hangs up, and Ria gets out of bed
: OK, where were we? Ria
: I was white, and you were about to jerk off in the shower. Graham
: Oh, shit. Come on. I would have said you were Mexican, but I don't think it would have pissed her off as much. Ria
: Why do you keep everybody a certain distance, huh? What, you start to feel something and panic? Graham
: Come on, Maria. You're just pissed 'cause I answered the phone. Ria
: That's just where I begin to get pissed. I mean, really, what kind of man speaks to his mother that way, huh? Graham
: Oh, this is about my mother. What do you know about my mother? Ria
: If I was your father, I'd kick your fucking ass. Graham
: OK, I was raised badly. Why don't you take your clothes off, get back into bed, and teach me a lesson? Ria
: You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How 'bout a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. Neither one of those is Mexico. Graham
: Ah. Well then I guess the big mystery is, who gathered all those remarkably different cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns?
: Graham, I think we got rear ended. I think we spun around twice, and somewhere in there, one of us lost our frame of reference. And I'm going to look for it.
: Calm down, ma'am. Kim Lee
: I am calm. Motorcycle Cop
: I need to see your registration and insurance. Kim Lee
: Why? Not my fault! It's her fault! She do this! Ria
] My fault? Motorcycle Cop
: Ma'am, you really need to wait in your vehicle. Ria
] My fault? Kim Lee
: Stop in the middle of street! Mexicans! No know how to drive! She blake too fast! Ria
: I "blake" too fast? I "blake" too fast? I'm sorry, you no see my "blake lights"? Motorcycle Cop
: [to Ria
] Ma'am... Ria
: [to Kim Lee
] See, I stop when I see long line of cars stop in front of me. Maybe you see over steering wheel, you "blake" too. Motorcycle Cop
: [to Ria
] Ma'am... Ria
: Officer, can you please write down in your report how shocked I am to be hit by an Asian driver?
: That is a nice gun. Ria
: Well, the car is registered to a Cindy Bradley. And that's not Cindy. That is a William Lewis.
[hands him a wallet
: Found under the front seat. Hollywood Division. Graham
: Looks like Detective Conklin shot himself the wrong nigga.