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: I'm getting a signal. Arcee
: Need backup? Cliffjumper
: Do I ever need backup?
: 'Scream. Been a while.
[coughs up "oil"
: So. Where's your master? Starscream
: Never mind him! I am my own master.
[Starscream thrusts his blade-like fingers into Cliffjumper's chest, causing him great pain
: Any more questions?
["Oil" starts leaking out of Cliffjumper's wound, and he lifelessly falls to the floor
: [to the drones
] Clean that up.
: So there I am on a lookout, when out of nowhere these high beams lit up my rear view. And then it hits me... I'm illegally parked. Arcee
: Another parking ticket? Cliffjumper
: Better... The boot! Arcee
: Big metal tire clamp, impossible to remove. Cliffjumper
: Bingo! So the local Po-lice do their thing, and I let them get all the way down the block. That's when I kick off my new shiny shoe, and BANG! Arcee
: New York's finest soil themselves. Cliffjumper
: You know me, Arcee. you mess with Cliffjumper... Arcee
: And you get the horns.
[after the Eradicon drones knock Cliffjumper down, knocking one of his horns off
: You want the horns?
[whips out his cannons
: You've got 'em!
: Inferno don't listen to this Decepti-creep. You're as much an autobot as Ironhide or any of the others. My father told me that the greatest strength of any autobot is your ability to stick together. Your belief in "all for one." You've got to be strong and believe in that. Don't let Scorponok get into your head. Draw from your strength and don't give up. Inferno, Autobot A
: Don't worry Kicker. I'll never give up. I am not a decepticon... I AM AN AUTOBOT! Bulkhead
] Alright Inferno. You've made an old autobot very proud. Kicker
: Huh? Who's that? Bulkhead
: Do you mind if a few of your fellow soliders helped you out a bit? Inferno, Autobot A
: I'd never turn down an offer like that. Especially from one of my own. Hot Shot
: Disengage. Inferno, Autobot A
: INFERNO! Cliffjumper
: CLIFFJUMPER Inferno, Autobot A
: Powerlinx Inferno
: You know it's your fault this happened. Cliffjumper
: No way! Racing is a risky business. I'm going to get back in the race. See ya losers Prowl
: Are you sure you're okay solider? Cadet B
: Yes I'm fine. Prowl
: You make sure to look after yourself solider. Meanwhile I'm going to get back in the race. Hey Cliffjumper. I'm going to get you for this! Come back here you cheater.
Dr. Jones, Primus
: What? Optimus wants me to build another enrgon tower? Hot Shot
: Yeah Dr. Jones, Primus
: Tell Optimus I'll do everything I can to help. I just hope he doesn't think that I'm a mad scientist.
: Huh? You could have fooled me. Hot Shot
: What was that?
: Where'd they get you? Hound
: I... I think it's my... my drive-train. Ratchet
: Can you transform? Hound
: I... I don't think so. Cliffjumper
: I'm sorry, Hound. It's my fault. I shouldn't have fired on Megatron. Hound
] You shouldn't have missed, you mean?
: I'm sorry, Hound. I shouldn't have fired on Megatron. Hound
: You... you shouldn't have missed, you mean? Cliffjumper
: Huh? Oh, yeah, right!
: Roger me. Wilco me. Anything. Hello. Hello. Earth? Blaster
: I'm pickin' up a faint signal!
[He transforms into a ghetto blaster and monitors the message
: This is Jazz. A ginormous weird lookin' planet just showed up in the suburbs of Cybertron. Cliffjumper
: And it's attacking Moon Base One...
[static obscures the message
] Ultra Magnus
: Jazz! Cliffjumper!
: [sees Unicron
] Where'd that come from? Cliffjumper
: Who cares? I'm more worried about where it's going.
: [to Spike and Sparkplug
] Lucky for you my laser has a defrost cycle.
[gets them out of their icy prison
: How is Skyfire, Ratchet? Ratchet
: Not good. He was badly damaged. Cliffjumper
: I don't get it. Why repair a Decepticon? Hound
: He tried to save us. Ratchet
: And Starscream blasted him for it!
[after they were found guilty on most unfair trial and banished from earth, the Autobots are on the spacecraft, provided them by Berger, while Cosmos is flying outside the ship, believing they are on the way to Cybertron. Unknown to them, Megatron sabotaged Teleraan 1, altering the ship destination to the sun and destroying the computer's communications
: Are we going anywhere, Cosmos, or is this a tour of the stars? Jazz
: Lay off him, Ironhide. He didn't cause our problems. Ironhide
: You're right. Maybe we ought to take it out on the one who got us into this mess
[Ironhide clutches his fists
] Optimus Prime
: I did what was necessary. Huffer
: But we lost, and the Decepticons won, and we bought a one-way ticket to nowhere! Cliffjumper
: There's still time to change our mind...
[Cliffjumper stands and rushes to the cockpit
] Optimus Prime
: [muses loudly
] Perhaps I did make the wrong decision... Cliffjumper, turn us around. We're going back to Earth! Cliffjumper
: [clicking the controls, then recoils in horror
] The ship isn't responding! Optimus Prime
: What? Cliffjumper
: [clicking the controls, then turns to Optimus
] Major malfunction. Our course is locked in! Optimus Prime
: [realizing what's wrong
] They've jammed our guidance system! Hound, check our destination. Hound
: At once, Prime.
[Hound activates his sensors, then exclaims in horror
: We're targeted for... the sun!
[Hearing this, the Autobots are at panic, exclaiming "What?" "The sun?"
] Optimus Prime
: [regaining his composure
] Cosmos, make up with Teletraan 1.
[Cosmos activates his communication system, then calls in horror when this also fails
: Negative, Prime! I can't interface!
: Since when have you decided to make yourself a target without fighting back, Megatron?
[Optimus shoots at Megatron. Megatron deftly dodges the shots without firing back
: I have come to talk, not fight, Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime
: Autobots, hold your fire! Very well. Speak, Megatron. Megatron
: I come about a matter of Cybertron law, Optimus Prime. Our war has gone on for millions of years, Decepticons fighting Autobots, in which opposing leaders - you and I, Optimus Prime - may do battle. The loser must exile himself and his army to deep space for eternity. The winner may stay where he chooses. Do you have the courage for that? Cliffjumper
: I don't trust him, Optimus. Wheeljack
: But it would end the war. Ironhide
: And you can take him, Optimus. You're the best! Optimus Prime
: Also, it is the law of our native planet. Very well, I accept the challenge. Megatron
: [smiling slyly
] Somehow I felt you would, Optimus Prime. You have such a strong sense of honour.
[Megatron flies back to Deceptions' base
[Seaspray, Cliffjumper and Tracks are surfing the sea, heading to the second time-warp
: According to my radar, we're almost at the time warp! Cliffjumper
: Who needs radar, Seaspray? Use your optic scanners! Pirate Captain
: [to the yacht people
] We be wantin' yer treasure, and the wenches, too!
[the pirate leader laughs viciously, while he and the other pirates wave their swords menacingly. The women freeze in fear. The yacht captain grabs an umbrella, with no other weapon available, and waves it rather pathetically at the pirates
: Aw, cool off, Long John!
[Cliffjumper shoots several times, shattering the pirates' swords to pieces, to their surprise
] Pirate Captain
: What sorcery'd be this?
[the yacht people watch with relief as Tracks transforms and flies toward the pirate ship
: I'd rather stay in my stunning auto-mode...
[Tracks lands on the pirate ship deck with heavy thud
: Nuh! But then I couldn't do this!
[Tracks shoots several darkness bombs. The pirates are engulfed with darkness, helplessly waving their hands
] Pirate Captain
: Aha! He's made it black as night!
[Tracks shoots at the grapnel rope, severing it. The yacht moves to safety away from the pirate ship. Tracks jumps into the sea
: I know what you mean, Tracks... but different strokes for different blokes!
[Seaspray starts pushing the pirate ship into the time-warp. Cliffjumper joins him. Cliffjumper grunts, straining against the massive weight of the ship
: Com'n, Tracks, we gotta push this crate back into the warp before it closes.
[Tracks joins Seaspray and Cliffjumper, and together they manage to push the pirate ship into the time-warp. Shortly after the ship disappears into the warp, it closes and vanishes without a trace