Robert Epps
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Robert Epps (Character)
from Transformers (2007)

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Transformers (2007)
Captain Lennox: Epps, the rain's coming!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Right! BRING IT!

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead] Raptor, Raptor do you copy? We have your visual. Green smoke is the mark. Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
[guided by the smoke, the F-22 heads for the group, but there's no answer... ]
Ironhide: [transforms] It's Starscream!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Please tell me you copy...
Ironhide: Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee...!
[With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a van and lift it up as a shield as the Raptor comes closer]
Captain Lennox: No, no, no, no... MOVE!
Ironhide: Back up! Back up!
Captain Lennox: RETREAT! FALL BACK!
Ironhide: INCOMING!
[the Raptor strafes the ground, blowing up the truck and blasting everyone to the ground]
Captain Lennox: What the hell was that?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: What are you talking about?
Captain Lennox: What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien... that ain't friendly!

Captain Lennox: Sam! Where's the Cube?
Sam Witwicky: Right there.
Captain Lennox: Okay. Epps, get those Black Hawks here!
[sees a building]
Captain Lennox: That building. Okay.
Sam Witwicky: What?
Captain Lennox: All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.
[hands him the flare and the All Spark]
Captain Lennox: Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top. Go to the roof. Set the flare.
Sam Witwicky: No.
Captain Lennox: Signal the chopper and set the flare.
Sam Witwicky: No, no. I can't do this!
Captain Lennox: [grabs him] Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die.
[to Mikaela]
Captain Lennox: You got to go. You got to go.
Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving.
Captain Lennox: You need to go. Go.
Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [into radio] Army Black Hawk requested. Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo. Headed to rooftop marked by flare.
Ironhide: Sam, we will protect you.
Sam Witwicky: [breathing heavily] Okay.

[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the All Spark chamber]
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: What's that? Freddy Krueger been up in here or something?
Glen Whitmann: Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!
[growls and laughs]
Glen Whitmann: Right? That's Wolverine!
Agent Simmons: [in a serious tone] That's very funny.

USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Bring the rain!

[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket!
Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Captain Lennox: You got like ten back pockets!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: [on the phone, to the Pentagon, while fighting Scorponok] I never seen this in my life! We need gunships on station ASAP!... Unknown, man, I don't... man, if you seen this shit!

USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Lennox! The heat's coming!
Captain Lennox: Lase the target! We got a beam-rider incoming, lase the target!

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [nearly impaled by Scorponok's tail] I thought you said that thing was dead, man!
Captain Lennox: This thing is wicked!

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: We got friendlies mixed with baddies. This is gonna be WILD...

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [playing basketball] Check out this crossover, like Jordan in his prime going through the front line...!

Captain Lennox: [points a gun at Simmons] Take him to his car!
[a standoff ensues between the Special Forces and Sector 7]
Tom Banachek: Whoa whoa whoa...
Agent Simmons: Drop your weapon, solider. There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shot me?
Captain Lennox: You know, we didn't ask to be here.
Agent Simmons: I'm ordering you under S-Seven executive jurisdiction...
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: S-7 don't exist!
Captain Lennox: Right, and we don't take orders from people that don't exist.
Agent Simmons: I'm gonna count to five, okay...
Captain Lennox: Well, I'm gonna count to three.
[cocks his gun]

Captain Lennox, USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Heads up!
[a water tower falls over]
First Sergeant Donnelly: What the heck was that?
ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa: [in Spanish] What the hell do you mean, what was that? That tower fell over and almost killed me! If that thing had come any closer, it would've broken my ass!
First Sergeant Donnelly: [amused, not understanding a word] English, dude, English...

[about the SOCCENT attack]
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me.

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: You been talkin' about barbecue gators and crickets for the last two weeks, I am NEVER goin' to your mama's house, Fig.


Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
Robert Epps: Snipers, take out their eyes.

Robert Epps: I still got my NEST friends out there. I'm a round 'em up, we'll find your girlfriend and we're gonna bring this guy in.
Sam Witwicky: Why are you helping me?
Robert Epps: 'Cause that asshole killed my friends too.

[a coffee cup hits Shockwave on the head. He looks up, and sees Epps in the skyscraper]
Robert Epps: This evil thing's looking at me!
Shockwave: Driller Bot is thirsty.
[Driller arrives]
Robert Epps: And it even got an uglier Decepticon with it!
Shockwave: [speaks Cybertronian] Commence.

Robert Epps: [seeing destroyed Chicago] My god. We came here to find her in the middle of all of that?
Epps Team 'Stone': Are we really going out there Epps?
Eddie: I'm not going in there!
Robert Epps: No one's going in.
Sam Witwicky: I am. With or without you, I'll find her.
Robert Epps: You're going to get yourself killed Sam! Is that what you want? Is that what you want, you came all the way out here to get yourself killed? Listen to what I'm saying!
Sam Witwicky: She's here because of me, do you understand?
Robert Epps: Listen, if you go in this building, that's if she's still alive, there's no way you're going to be able to reach her!
Sam Witwicky: What do you suggest I do?
Robert Epps: It's over. I'm sorry, but it's over.

Robert Epps: [about Shockwave] That is one scary ass Decepticon!

Sam Witwicky: [seeing Driller coming at them] No, no, NO! MOVE! WE GOTTA MOVE!
Robert Epps: Why do the Decepticons always get the good shit? We're about to be eaten, people!

Lennox: Epps! Epps, I've been looking for your ass! How you doing?
Robert Epps: Your time is whack! Even worse, we can't get across the river to that building and the Autobots are upstairs surrounded.

Robert Epps: Where are Sam and Carly?
Eddie: Um...
Robert Epps: I give you one thing to do, one thing to do, and you drop the ball on that?
Eddie: I ain't signed up for all this! Got aliens blasting at me, running around, chasing me! I'm ducking through churches and buildings and all that kind of crap! This is bullshit! I ain't signed up for this, Epps. I'm trying to keep it together.

Robert Epps: Bee, let's do this!
Roadbuster: Bring that pillar down!
[Bumblebee tackles the pillar]


Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [after seeing the onslaught of Decepticons] We're about to get our asses WHOOPED!

Chief Master Sergeant Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together...
Galloway: Soldier, you're trained to shoot, not to talk!
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Don't tempt me...
Optimus Prime: [to Epps] Easy.

Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [the pilot calls for a bailout due to "engine failure". Lennox is prepping Galloway and moves him toward the rear of the plane]
Galloway: Why aren't you wearing your chute?
Major Lennox: Because I have to secure the VIPs first! Ok I want you to listen very carefully, and memorize everything that I say. Each chute has a GPS tracker so you can be found by Search and Rescue. Right next to that's a fabric webbing called a bridle, which holds the pin that keeps the main container closed. Ok, are you listening?
Galloway: I can't hear what...
Major Lennox: [slaps Galloway] Stop that!
Galloway: All right, all right...
Major Lennox: All right when the pilot chute inflates into the air, it pulls the pin and opens the main. Red's your backup, blue's your primary. I want you to pull the blue. I need you to pull it really hard!
[Galloway pulls the blue cord]
Major Lennox: Not now, we're on the plane you dumbass!
Galloway: What? NO!
[as the chute deploys, he gets sucked out of the plane; a satisfied Lennox heads back into the plane]
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Did he say good-bye?
Major Lennox: No, he didn't say good-bye.

Ironhide: [to a captured Demolishor] Punk-ass Decepticon!
Optimus Prime: Any last words?
Wheelbot: This is not your planet to rule! The Fallen shall rise again!
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [puzzled] That did not sound good.
Optimus Prime: Not today.
[blasts Wheelbot in the head]

Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s got good aim.
Major Lennox: Yeah? Why's that?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke.
[looks slowly at the orange smoke a few feet to his right]
Major Lennox: You mean that orange smoke?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: It wasn't my best throw...
Chief Master Sergeant Epps, Major Lennox: RUUNNN!
[makes a break for it as the rain comes]

[after seeing Optimus Prime transform]
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: You gotta wonder: if God made us in His image, who made him?

Galloway: I'm ordering you to stand down.
[rips off Lennox's badges]
Galloway: [sneer] You won't be needing this anymore. Get your assets back to base! And take that pile of scrap metal back to Diego Garcia. Let's go!
[leaves as Epps comes to stand next to Lennox]
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I really don't like that dude. He's an asshole.

[NEST brings Optimus's body to Egypt]
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: We just dropped ten tons of dead robot out in the middle of nowhere. I sure hope this kid knows what he's doing...
Major Lennox: Yeah, me too.