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Col. 'Bat' Guano (Character)
from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) Played by Keenan Wynn
... aka "Dr. Strangelove" - Australia (short title), UK (short title), USA (short title)
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
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