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: Hey Mr. Cochran, just what is the final processing? Conal Cochran
: Oh I assure you it's just a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Quality inspection, the seal of approval. You know, the usual. And of course, there's a lot of trade secrets. Buddy Kupfer
: Oh I'd sure like to take a look. Conal Cochran
: Aw sorry. Daniel Challis
: Not even a peek for your best salesman? Buddy Kupfer
: Just one little look? Conal Cochran
: Well you see, part of the final processing involves volatile chemicals. They're very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger. Buddy Kupfer
: Oh sure, I understand.
: [the Kupfers have been locked in a room called TEST ROOM A
] Relax a minute, will you? Mr. Cochran will be here and everything will be fine. He just wants my opinion about some television commercials or something. You know, I still don't understand why they won't take my orders for next year. You know how I like to work ahead and well they're just not interested at all. Betty Kupfer
: Maybe they're not going to have Halloween next year.
] Buddy Kupfer
] Ha ha ha!
: Conal Cochran, the all time genius in the practical jokes. He invented sticky toilet paper. Daniel Challis
: Ah! Buddy Kupfer
: Oh you must know. The dead dwarf gag, the soft chainsaw, all his.