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: Boss, you want us to check the bus? Lazlo
: As opposed to staring at the bus? OF COURSE YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THE BUS.
: What the fook are you assholes up to now?
: [in an attempt to kidnap Oz
] Now you go in and you grab him. You go in and you grab him. Now what do you do? Strabo
: I go in and... Lazlo
: And grab him. Now what do you do? Strabo
: I go in and I grab him. Lazlo
: Piece of pie. Strabo
: No. It's cake. Lazlo
: What did I say? Strabo
: Pie. Lazlo
: And what did you say? Strabo
: Cake. No, pie. Lazlo
: Piece of pie. Strabo
: [gets out of car and looks back at Lazlo
] It's cake.
[Lazlo back hand slaps him
: [after sending Strabo in to kidnap Oz, Lazlo later hears ambulance sirens going off and heading towards the builing
] Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
: Los Angeles. How interesting. All right, we'll get going and cut them off at the piss.
: You killed my Strabo. Jimmy Tudeski
: Actually, Strabo was already dead. He got shot when your hitter tried to shoot us. Lazlo
: [looks at Julie
] Is this true? Julie
: Hey, Lazlo. Shit happens, all right? Lazlo
: Oh yeah. Watch this shit happen.
[shoots Julie with Jill's gun as she is holding it
: [to two guys tied up in the trunk of a car
] Tell everyone that Lazlo Gogolak is back in town.
[shoots both guys
: How are they gonna tell everyone when they're dead?
: Put one in his head. Maybe that will make him remember. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: If Strabo puts one in my head how am I gonna remember anything? Lazlo
: Shut up! Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: I'll try that then.
: Yermo. Zevo. We're driving to Mexico in 10 minutes. Stop drinking or you'll get an IUD.
: How the hell do you know where my husband is? Lazlo
: That was simple: LuJack. Cynthia
: Lujack? Lazlo
: In the Poosche. Strabo
: No, Papa. Its... uh... You say LoJack.
[looks at Cynthia
: See? LoJack. Lazlo
: I didn't quite hear. Strabo
: Oh. LoJack.
[Lazlo slaps Strabo
: Don't correct me. Don't ever correct me. Do you like getting hit, is that it? You're a freak who enjoys pain? Strabo
: Of course not.
[Jimmy, Oz, and Cynthia, are Lazlo's prisoners; Jill, outside, has Lazlo's son hostage
] Where's my son? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: All right, that's it! Cynthia
: Oz... Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: No, I've had enough!
] Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: If you ever want to see your son again, you'll let us go right now. Lazlo
: Is that right? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: Yeah, that's right! And if we're not out of here by eleven o'clock, Jill's gonna put one in Strabo's forehead. Just like Jimmy put one in Janni's forehead. Oh... it wasn't pretty. Lazlo
] Give me a gun. Jimmy Tudeski
] Not bad, Oz. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
[after shooting two rivals dead in a car trunk, Lazlo drives away; Strabo hands him a remote
: Oh, something else?
[he triggers the remote; behind him, the car explodes
: Ha! That was fun!
: Can I ask you a questionnaire, how you found this place? Jill
: Nice Porsche you got. Lazlo
: [to his goons
] You still have the Porsche? Let me explain to you when we get a moment together, the concept of the secret hideout.
: You want a slice of the pee?
: Your wife is in a safe... Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: My wife is in a safe? Lazlo
: Place! Safe place! Let me finish the sentence.
: You locked my son in the trunk? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: No! No, sir. He locked himself in the trunk. Lazlo
] This I believe.
: [Talking to Lazlo while getting shot at
] did you hire a hitter? Lazlo
: I can't really remember. Why? Is somebody shooting at you?
: I want him dead. Yesterday! Before breakfast! Before eggs! Scrambled.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: Would it be okay for me to ask you at this juncture who you are and what you're doing in my house?
[Lazlo's people start laughing at him
: I am flabbergasted! Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: I'm sorry? Lazlo
: Chagrined! That you don't see the resemblance in the facial structure! Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: [to Lazlo's boys
] And you guys basically understand all of this?
: Veres Yimmy? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: Yimmys dead! Jimmys dead! Their both dead!
: Do you remember... Janni Gogolak?
[Oz bolts to his feet, Strabo punches him and shoves him back down
: Do you, or don't you...? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: What? Lazlo
] Remember Janni? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: Yes, I remember Janni! Lazlo
: Janni... was my son.
[Oz bolts to his feet again, Strabo punches him again and shoves him back down again
] Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: Now, Mr. Gogolak, I know what you're thinking. Lazlo
: Yes, you do? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: I think I do. Lazlo
: You're the Amazing Kreskin? Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: You're thinking that I killed your son! I did not kill your son! Jimmy Tudeski killed your son! Lazlo
: [picks an ornament off the mantle
] You know, I collect these. Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky
: Really? Lazlo
: [to Jimmy
] Let me propose something... before you start the killing.