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Cynthia Tudeski (Character)
from The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

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The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
Cynthia: You really meant it, didn't you? What you said?
Oz: About loving you? Of course! What did you think this was all about?
Cynthia: [shrugs] Sex. I mean, GREAT sex...
Oz: [chuckling] It was pretty good... is that all this has meant to you?
Cynthia: Don't get me wrong, Oz. I like you a lot...
Oz: Well, that's great to hear, but I've got news for you. I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me.

Cynthia: Promise me something.
Oz: Anything.
Cynthia: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years.
Oz: Neither have I. I've been married.

Cynthia: Have you vomited recently?
Oz: A minute ago. I was just gonna brush my teeth.
Cynthia: I'll wait.

Janni Gogolack: Expecting a call?
Cynthia: Explain to me how that's any of your business.

Oz: I swear, I am not gonna let anybody kill you.
Cynthia: Under the circumstances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
Oz: Thanks.

Cynthia: But he knows I don't want to be married to him anymore, and like I said, he doesn't believe in divorce.
Oz: But murder he's okay with.?
Cynthia: It's what he does.

Oz: All right, maybe he won't come after us. Maybe he'll just let us go.
[Cynthia just looks at him]
Oz: All right, maybe I can talk with him, reason with him. I mean, we're friends now, right?
Cynthia: That's what Harry Lefkowitz thought.
Oz: What happened to Harry Lefkowitz?
[Cynthia just looks at him]
Oz: I don't want to know what happened to Harry Lefkowitz.

[at the bank, Jill proposes double-crossing Jimmy, splitting the money, and running]
Jill St. Claire: What do you think?
Cynthia: I think... I know, that if we did, Jimmy would kill Oz.
Jill St. Claire: So what? Think about it, Cynthia. We're talking about five million dollars each, here.
Cynthia: [realizes] The thing is... I think I love him.
Jill St. Claire: You think? Sweetheart, for five million dollars, you'd better be damn sure!
Cynthia: [smiles] I am. I'm sorry, but... I love him.
Jill St. Claire: You do?
Cynthia: [laughs] Yeah.
Jill St. Claire: [grins back] That's the right answer.


The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who sent you?
Buttercup Scout: Buttercup Scouts of America.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Bullshit. What troop are you with?
Buttercup Scout: What?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: You heard me. What's your den mother's name?
Buttercup Scout: Carol?
Cynthia: Jesus, Oz! What the hell are you doing? She's a Buttercup Scout.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I'm not buying this Buttercup Scout routine, and besides, I think there's something in her hands.
Cynthia: Cookies. Minty Thins. This is Ellen Wasserstrom's daughter. I told her mother I would buy cookies from her.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Oh.
[walks away]
Buttercup Scout: Putz.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I heard that.
Buttercup Scout: Jag-off.

Cynthia: I swear to God, Oz. If you look at that monitor one more time...
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I'll be taking cold showers for the rest of my life?
Cynthia: For starters.
[Oz turns off monitor]

Cynthia: You're afraid of everything, Oz.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: That is so not true.
[hears balloons pop and ducks under table]

Cynthia: How the hell do you know where my husband is?
Lazlo: That was simple: LuJack.
Cynthia: Lujack?
Lazlo: In the Poosche.
Strabo: No, Papa. Its... uh... You say LoJack.
[looks at Cynthia]
Strabo: See? LoJack.
Lazlo: I didn't quite hear.
Strabo: Oh. LoJack.
[Lazlo slaps Strabo]
Lazlo: Don't correct me. Don't ever correct me. Do you like getting hit, is that it? You're a freak who enjoys pain?
Strabo: Of course not.

[Jimmy, Oz, and Cynthia, are Lazlo's prisoners; Jill, outside, has Lazlo's son hostage]
Lazlo: [shouting] Where's my son?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: All right, that's it!
Cynthia: Oz...
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: No, I've had enough!
[suddenly tough]
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: If you ever want to see your son again, you'll let us go right now.
Lazlo: Is that right?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Yeah, that's right! And if we're not out of here by eleven o'clock, Jill's gonna put one in Strabo's forehead. Just like Jimmy put one in Janni's forehead. Oh... it wasn't pretty.
Lazlo: [enraged] Give me a gun.
Jimmy Tudeski: [impressed] Not bad, Oz.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Thanks.

Jimmy Tudeski: [Jill points a gun at him] You don't have the balls.
Jill: Ha. This coming from a guy who rarely gets it up.
Cynthia: That's funny. He never had that problem with me.