Franklin 'Frankie Figs' Figueroa
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Franklin 'Frankie Figs' Figueroa (Character)
from The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

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The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
Frankie Figs: You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun.

Oz: [after Frankie beats a confession out of Oz] I MAY know where he is.
Frankie Figs: Well, all right. But don't tell me. Let's go tell Janni.
Oz: Okay. You mind if I piss a little blood first?
Frankie Figs: Please, by all means.

Frankie Figs: Aren't you gonna cry out for help?
Oz: Would it do any good?
Frankie Figs: ...No.

[after Oz tells Jimmy over a payphone he loves Jimmy's wife, while Jimmy doesn't know they slept together]
Jimmy: Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her!
[to Frankie]
Jimmy: He said he's in love with Cynthia!
Frankie Figs: No shit!
Jill St. Claire: So SHE'S the one!
Jimmy: She's the one what?
Jill St. Claire: The one he schtupped in Chicago!
Jimmy: The one he...

Jimmy: My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
Oz: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
Jimmy: [with increasing anger] No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that what you're telling me?
Jill St. Claire: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
Jimmy: [now livid] IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!
[Jill takes the phone from Jimmy]
Oz: [to Cynthia] He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.
Jimmy: FIND OUT WHERE HE IS!
[into phone]
Jimmy: JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!
[Jill takes the phone away]
Jimmy: It's a DISGRACE...
Jill St. Claire: [into phone] Oz, you stud, you!
Frankie Figs: Gonna be a DEAD stud.

Frankie Figs: You what? You told Jimmy? What the hell did you do that for?
Oz: I felt sorry for him! I like him. Well, I liked him?
Frankie Figs: So you don't like him no more?
Oz: Well, it's a little hard to maintain a friendship with a man who wants to kill you.
Frankie Figs: If you sold my ass out to Janni, then told me about it, I'd want to ice your ass, too!
Oz: I know.
[Frankie sucks on his teeth]
Oz: You know, I can close that gap for you.
Frankie Figs: Really?
Oz: Yeah, you'd be in and out.
Frankie Figs: You're kidding. This thing right here?

Frankie Figs: Oz, I just wanted to be sure it was you. Everybody's inside. By the way,
[grabs his crotch]
Frankie Figs: Huevos grandes, amigo!

[every time Oz doesn't answer, Frankie hits him in the stomach or kidneys, then hugs him to stop him collapsing]
Frankie Figs: My brother, believe me, you don't want to dance with me all night.