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Jill St. Claire (Character)
from The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

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The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
Jill St. Claire: I'm still a virgin. I mean I haven't killed anyone yet.

Jill St. Claire: You don't like the Walther?
Jimmy: I think you should go with what you're comfortable with.
Jill St. Claire: It's what James Bond uses.
Jimmy: Really?
Jill St. Claire: Yeah.

Jill St. Claire: Your wife is not a nice person.
Oz: You're expecting an arguement?

Jimmy: [speaking about Oz] You are the most chivalrous guy I've ever met.
Jill St. Claire: Do you see why I couldn't kill him?
Jimmy: I love him!

[after Oz tells Jimmy over a payphone he loves Jimmy's wife, while Jimmy doesn't know they slept together]
Jimmy: Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her!
[to Frankie]
Jimmy: He said he's in love with Cynthia!
Frankie Figs: No shit!
Jill St. Claire: So SHE'S the one!
Jimmy: She's the one what?
Jill St. Claire: The one he schtupped in Chicago!
Jimmy: The one he...

Jimmy: My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
Oz: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
Jimmy: [with increasing anger] No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that what you're telling me?
Jill St. Claire: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
Jimmy: [now livid] IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!
[Jill takes the phone from Jimmy]
Oz: [to Cynthia] He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.
[into phone]
[Jill takes the phone away]
Jimmy: It's a DISGRACE...
Jill St. Claire: [into phone] Oz, you stud, you!
Frankie Figs: Gonna be a DEAD stud.

[Sophie is driving Oz to the airport; he is on the phone with Jill]
Jill St. Claire: Are you going alone?
Oz: Yes.
Jill St. Claire: Good, can you do me a huge favor while you're there? Go out, and get laid.
Oz: Jill!
[covers the phone]
Jill St. Claire: And call me the second you get back. Better yet, call me right after. Call me during! I want all the details!

Jill St. Claire: [on Sophie] You know, you'd be doing the world a favor if you just had her whacked.

[at the bank, Jill proposes double-crossing Jimmy, splitting the money, and running]
Jill St. Claire: What do you think?
Cynthia: I think... I know, that if we did, Jimmy would kill Oz.
Jill St. Claire: So what? Think about it, Cynthia. We're talking about five million dollars each, here.
Cynthia: [realizes] The thing is... I think I love him.
Jill St. Claire: You think? Sweetheart, for five million dollars, you'd better be damn sure!
Cynthia: [smiles] I am. I'm sorry, but... I love him.
Jill St. Claire: You do?
Cynthia: [laughs] Yeah.
Jill St. Claire: [grins back] That's the right answer.

The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
Jill: [refering to Jimmy's crucifix] Where did he get, Oz?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I don't know.
[in a flash, Jill is holding the point of a knife to his Adam's Apple]
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: [very fast] It's Cynthia's; she got it from her grandmother when she was a child, and Cynthia gave it to Jimmy for good luck on hits.
Jimmy Tudeski: [grabs Oz by the throat] You say you're not a squealer! Huh?

Lazlo: Can I ask you a questionnaire, how you found this place?
Jill: Nice Porsche you got.
Lazlo: [to his goons] You still have the Porsche? Let me explain to you when we get a moment together, the concept of the secret hideout.

Jimmy Tudeski: [Jill points a gun at him] You don't have the balls.
Jill: Ha. This coming from a guy who rarely gets it up.
Cynthia: That's funny. He never had that problem with me.

Jill: For two years I have been begging you to go back to work and then when Cynthia gets kidnapped, you're off to the races.
Jimmy Tudeski: Off to the races?

Jill: [watching Jimmy do domestic things] I married a contract killer, not Martha Stewart!

Jill: I thought I married a contract killer, not Martha Stewart.

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Didn't like that shirt either, huh?
Jill: Well it came with the pants.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I see - I mean I really see!

Jimmy Tudeski: [referring to Lazlo] Jill, tie him up!
Jill: What am I gonna tie him up for? I'm gonna kill him!