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Hanson (Character)
from Scary Movie 2 (2001)

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Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Hanson: Hiawatha!

Hanson: [laughs] My germs.

Hanson: All right, who's ready for a wing?
Dwight Hartman: Yours or the turkeys?

Dwight Hartman: Okay, thanks, "Handyman".
Hanson: I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.
Dwight Hartman: Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a "hand."
[starts clapping]
Hanson: Why, that's awful kind of you. Why don't you give me a "standing ovation?"
Dwight Hartman: Why don't you "lift me up?"
Hanson: Ha, ok, I see where you're going with this one. You look familiar to me. Were you in "STOMP"?
Dwight Hartman: Hey you can kiss my grits!
Hanson: I think I'll be the bigger man, now, and walk away. "Walk" away.

[backing into the room Cindy has just walked into]
Hanson: Ahh, watch, my fanny's coming through... watch it, make room for fanny...

Hanson: [while reaching out to Dwight who is hanging from the third floor window] Here! Take my hand!
Dwight Hartman: NO! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! Give me your OTHER hand!

Hanson: Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty.
Shorty Meeks: Helloo... Cindy.
[Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
Cindy Campbell: Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
Hanson: I did not! That's all his stuff!