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Shaquille O'Neal (Character)
from Scary Movie 4 (2006)

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Scary Movie 4 (2006)
[first lines]
Shaquille O'Neal: [screaming] Help! Help! Am I dead?
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: You're not dead. You've been taken against your will.
Shaquille O'Neal: Kobe?

Shaquille O'Neal: [Trying to saw through his chains] AHHH! This will never work.
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Of course, he wants us to cut through our feet.
Shaquille O'Neal: You go first.
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Bullshit!
Shaquille O'Neal: Yeah, you're probably not man enough. I guess your momma was right.
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Never!
[Holds up saw]
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Who's the coward now, momma?
[Starts cutting through his foot]

[Dr. Phil successfully cuts off his foot]
Shaquille O'Neal: Oh, my God!
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: I did it. We're saved.
[Shaq points at the sawed off foot]
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: What's wrong?
Shaquille O'Neal: Wrong foot.
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: Motherfu...

Shaquille O'Neal: Dr. Phil? What the hell's going on?
Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: I don't know. I was doing a show on teens with abandonment issues and suddenly, I woke up here. Man, those kids are gonna be pissed.