Ray Wilkins
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Ray Wilkins (Character)
from Scary Movie (2000)

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Scary Movie (2000)
Cindy Campbell: I thought you loved me.
Bobby: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
Ray: What? I ain't gay!
Bobby: What are you talking about? You took me to that club.
Ray: So? They play good music.
Bobby: What about our trip to San Francisco?
Ray: I wanted to go shopping.
Bobby: [on the verge of tears] But... you made love to me.
Ray: First of all, you sucked my...
Bobby: Whatever!

[after hitting a fisherman crossing the road]
Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police!
Ray: No way! I ain't going to jail!
Greg: He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? All of those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat?
Ray: Hey, Cindy's right. Maybe we should call the police.

Cindy Campbell: Ray, if you see Bobby, will you tell him that I love him?
Ray: Okay, if I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him.

Ray: [dressing Brenda up in football clothes] Get your little sexy ass over here...
[Brenda jumps in to the bed]
Ray: Take it Brendan, take it Brendan...
Brenda: Who?
Ray: Uhh... Brenda!

Ray: Damn girl, I sure like to get in your pants...
Brenda: Really?
Ray: Yeah, what size are these?

[the guys picking up the dead guy's body]
Greg: I'll grab one arm.
Bobby: I'll grab the other arm.
Ray: I'll grab his ass.

Bobby: You hear? Drew got killed last night.
Ray: Wait, she had a brother right, Steve?
Bobby: Yeah.
Ray: Yeah? Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?
Bobby: Yep, that was her.
Ray: Nah, I'm talking about Steve. Whatever happened to him?

Cindy Campbell: You guys are psychos! You've watched too many TV shows!
Ray: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows does!
[while stabbing Bobby]
Ray: I mean the Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good show, but we've never even got a final episode!

Ray: [displaying a yellow sleeveless shirt] Does this shirt make me look gay?
Greg: Naw, man.
Ray: [tucks the bottom of the shirt over so it looks like a bra] How 'bout now?
Greg: No.

Cindy Campbell: Why are you doing this?
Bobby: Why? Why? You hear that, Ray. I think she wants a motive.
Bobby: Did Scream have a plot?
Ray: No.
Bobby: Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense? Don't think so. And what about the sequel? What the hell was with that fat, white Jamaican kid?
Ray: Oh, I want to kill that motherfucker.
Cindy Campbell: It was bad casting, Bobby.


Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Ray Wilkins: Let's do something freaky...
Brenda Meeks: Like what, Ray?
Ray Wilkins: I don't know... why don't you talk dirty to me?
Brenda Meeks: I don't know what to say, Ray.
Ray Wilkins: C'mon, just make something up.
Brenda Meeks: Oh Ray, why do you make me so bad?
Ray Wilkins: C'mon, 'cause you a bad girl.
Brenda Meeks: Okay... I'ma work this. I'ma make this mine!
Ray Wilkins: Yeah, work it. Ooh, it's all yours.
Brenda Meeks: I'ma piss on your face... and I'ma fart in your mouth,
[shouting]
Brenda Meeks: I'ma shit on these walls, Ray!
[Ray looks disgusted]
Brenda Meeks: ...too dirty?

Ray Wilkins: Uncle Ray Ray's got a game!

Ray Wilkins: [doing push-ups] 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... Brandon. 10... 9... Brandon. 10... 11... Brandon. Come on, count with me.
Clown Voice: [whispering] Hey, you. Come here. Heheheheh...
[Ray looks under the bed]
Clown Voice: Gotcha!
[the Clown doll pulls Ray in]
Clown Voice: Come on! Let's play!
[there is a struggle and then a pause]
Clown Voice: Hey, what are you doing?
Ray Wilkins: [voice] Uncle Ray's got a game for you!
Clown Voice: Hey, get your finger out of there!
Ray Wilkins: Tickle, Tickle. Tickle.
[the Clown tries to run]
Ray Wilkins: You're running from Uncle Ray! Here's a balloon animal. Dada... dada... dada.
Clown Voice: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Buddy: Hey, Cind.
Cindy Campbell: Hey, Buddy.
Buddy: [punches her in the boob] Open chest! Oh, come on. You gotta be quicker than that A cup.
[Cindy crawls up]
Theo: Hey, guys.
[all the guys say hello and look at her sexually]
Theo: Well, are you boys gonna sit there with your mouths open or is someone gonna offer me a seat?
[everyone pushes their chairs towards her]
Dwight Hartman: [Dwight pushes wheelchair towards her and sits on Ray's leg] I warmed it up for you. It's the best seat in the house.
Ray Wilkins: Second best.
[Ray touches Dwight's hair]

Buddy: Are you okay, Dwight?
Dwight Hartman: I can't... I can't feel my legs...
[pause]
Dwight Hartman: Aaahahaha! I can't feel my legs!
Ray Wilkins: You never could.
Dwight Hartman: Hey... you stay out of this, all right?

Ray Wilkins: What do you think, tucked in, or out?
[reveals he's talking about his penis, which is tucked between his legs]
Buddy, Tommy: OH! OUT!