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: What's your favorite scary movie? Drew Decker
: Kazaam! You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie. The Killer
: That's not a horror movie. Drew Decker
: Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act.
: [on the phone
] What's was that noise? Drew Decker
: Oops, I farted. I didn't think you'd hear me. The Killer
: No... that popping noise...
: [on the phone with killer
] Or else my boyfriend is gonna be here any minute. He's black and he'll kick your ass! The Killer
: You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman? Drew Decker
: How did you know? The Killer
: Turn the porch lights on. Drew Decker
: [Turns on the lights, to see a Prince look-alike tied up, screaming
] That's not my boyfriend. I mean, I fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. Drew Decker
: [the man shrieks
] Look, I'm calling the cops! The Killer
: Go ahead, call the cops. But you might wanna check the back door first. You forgot to lock it.
: [reading pornography magazine
] Nice breasts... Drew Decker
: What do you want? The Killer
: I wanna see what your insides look like. Drew Decker
: Then turn to page 54.