From Scary Movie 3
And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants about the supernatural.
I know. This station is about sex, violence, and the weather.
Yes. That reminds me. We're gonna need that "Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story.
[Anchor on the air
Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston threatens a clothing-optional beach where just yesterday a naked couple was brutally murdered. This just five miles from where the last naked couple was brutally murdered.