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[Willie has been ordered to pursue Santa's Little Helper through the vents
] Groundskeeper Willie
: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease? Lunchlady Doris
: Yes. Yes, we do. Groundskeeper Willie
: [rips off his clothes
] Then grease me up, woman! Lunchlady Doris
: Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease? Lunchlady Doris
: Yes. Yes we do. Groundskeeper Willie
: [rips open his shirt
] Then grease me up woman! Lunchlady Doris
: Okey dokey.
: [Lisa catches him and Lunchlady Doris at Holding Hands Point
] We're just trying to rekindle our relationship. Lunchlady Doris
: In the sack, he's Salsbury steak. Everywhere else, creamed corn.
[the school has come into money and everyone's suggesting how to spend it
] Lunchlady Doris
: The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff.
: Yon meat, 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze. Homer
: Can I have some? Lunchlady Doris
: Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English. Homer
: Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on some suckling pig this noon. Lunchlady Doris