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Quotes for
Lunchlady Doris (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)

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"The Simpsons: Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (#5.19)" (1994)
[Willie has been ordered to pursue Santa's Little Helper through the vents]
Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?
Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes, we do.
Groundskeeper Willie: [rips off his clothes] Then grease me up, woman!
Lunchlady Doris: ...Okey-dokey.

Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease?
Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes we do.
Groundskeeper Willie: [rips open his shirt] Then grease me up woman!
Lunchlady Doris: Okey dokey.

"The Simpsons: Homer Scissorhands (#22.20)" (2011)
Hans Moleman: [Lisa catches him and Lunchlady Doris at Holding Hands Point] We're just trying to rekindle our relationship.
Lunchlady Doris: In the sack, he's Salsbury steak. Everywhere else, creamed corn.

"The Simpsons: Who Shot Mr. Burns? (#6.25)" (1995)
[the school has come into money and everyone's suggesting how to spend it]
Lunchlady Doris: The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff.

"The Simpsons: Lisa's Wedding (#6.19)" (1995)
Lunchlady Doris: Yon meat, 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
Homer: Can I have some?
Lunchlady Doris: Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.
Homer: Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on some suckling pig this noon.
Lunchlady Doris: Whatever.