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Cecil Terwilliger (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)

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"The Simpsons: Brother from Another Series (#8.16)" (1997)
Bart: Guess who!
Cecil Terwilliger: Maris?

[Cecil is about to blow up Sideshow Bob and Bart]
Cecil Terwilliger: And now to kill you. There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them.

Sideshow Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five. What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college.
Cecil Terwilliger: I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

Cecil Terwilliger: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
Sideshow Bob: Well, obviously!

Cecil Terwilliger: Now make yourself at home. Perhaps a glass of Bordeaux? I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rausan-Segla.
Sideshow Bob: I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.
Cecil Terwilliger: That would be the Latour, then.

Sideshow Bob: You do know I... used to have a...
[clears throat]
Sideshow Bob: problem... with trying to kill people?
Cecil Terwilliger: Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.
Sideshow Bob: Touche, Cecil.

Sideshow Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?
Cecil Terwilliger: Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!

Sideshow Bob: But you can't do this! I saved the children's lives! I'm a hero!
Cecil Terwilliger: [craftily] Tell them they'll live to regret this.
Sideshow Bob: You'll live to regret this!
Sideshow Bob: [realizing]
Sideshow Bob: Oh, thanks a lot, now *I* look crazy.
Cecil Terwilliger: [Cecil smiles smugly]

Cecil Terwilliger: Snigger all you like, Bob...
Sideshow Bob: Thank you, I believe I shall.

Cecil Terwilliger: I'm framing you, and doing a really excellent job, too.

Cecil Terwilliger: At last, I'm going to do what Bob never could: kill Bart Simpson!
Bart: By throwing me off a dam? Isn't that a little crude for a genius like you?
Cecil Terwilliger: Ooh, I suppose it is. Ehh, if anyone asks, I'll lie.

Sideshow Bob: [sharing a cell with Cecil] I'm older, I get the top bunk.
Cecil Terwilliger: Oh, poppycock, I called it at the arraignment.
[Bob pushes Cecil to the ground and lies on the bunk with a pleased smile]
Cecil Terwilliger: [standing up, he brushes himself off] So, when do they bring us the menus?

Cecil Terwilliger: There it is! The future sight of the Springfield hydro-electric dam.
Sideshow Bob: Just the thought of all that raw surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care.