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Todd Flanders (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)

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The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Bart Simpson: I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is at night. Oh... what's that word...
Todd Flanders, Rod Flanders: Consistency?
Bart Simpson: Thanks losers.

Ned Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful...
Ned Flanders: [screams]
Ned Flanders: PENIS!
Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders: [devoutly] ... bountiful penis.
Todd Flanders: Amen.

Ned Flanders: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?
Ned Flanders: No.

Todd Flanders: I wish Homer was my father.
Ned Flanders: ...and I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair.


"The Simpsons: My Sister, My Sitter (#8.17)" (1997)
[playing a religious board game]
Lisa Simpson: Where are the dice?
Todd Flanders: Daddy says dice are wicked.
Rod Flanders: We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way.


"The Simpsons: Lisa's First Word (#4.10)" (1992)
Grandma Flanders: Hello, Joe!


"The Simpsons: Dude, Where's My Ranch? (#14.18)" (2003)
Homer Simpson, David Byrne: [singing] He's your peppy, perky, nightmare neighborino!
Homer Simpson: If you despise polite lefthanders...
Ned Flanders: [singing along] Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders, or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd.
Rod Flanders: That's us.
Todd Flanders: Hooray!


"The Simpsons: You Kent Always Say What You Want (#18.22)" (2007)
Rod Flanders: What are you doing, daddy?
Ned Flanders: Imploring some people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish an innocent man for doing something that nobody saw. That's what I'm doing!
Rod Flanders: Daddy, we think you need a new mommy.
Ned Flanders: First things first!


"The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Krust (#9.15)" (1998)
Todd Flanders: [after Rod and Todd find Krusty passed out in their backyard] Wow, a clown. Do you think he's evil?
Rod Flanders: [sniffs Krusty] He smells evil.
Todd Flanders: Should we tell Daddy?
Bart: No, let's poke him a little while longer.
Bart: Hey, get away from him, you little freaks!
[Rod and Todd run back into their house screaming]


"The Simpsons: Natural Born Kissers (#9.25)" (1998)
Grampa Simpson: Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.
Rod Flanders: I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders.
Grampa Simpson: There you go with that smart mouth! Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.
Todd Flanders: Yes sir!


"The Simpsons: Realty Bites (#9.9)" (1997)
Todd Flanders: Red room. Red room. Over there.
[points]


"The Simpsons: Bart Star (#9.6)" (1997)
Todd Flanders: We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?1
Ned Flanders: Ho ho ho, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.
Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders: Yay!


"The Simpsons: The Front (#4.19)" (1993)
[the Adventures of Ned Flanders: Love That God]
Todd Flanders: We're not going to church today!
Ned Flanders: *What*? You give me one good reason!
Todd Flanders: It's Saturday!
Ned Flanders: Okely-dokely-doo!