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: I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is at night. Oh... what's that word... Todd Flanders
, Rod Flanders
: Consistency? Bart Simpson
: Thanks losers.
: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful... Ned Flanders
] Ned Flanders
: PENIS! Rod Flanders
, Todd Flanders
] ... bountiful penis. Todd Flanders
: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ. Todd Flanders
: Will Buddha be there? Ned Flanders
: I wish Homer was my father. Ned Flanders
: ...and I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair.
[playing a religious board game
: Where are the dice? Todd Flanders
: Daddy says dice are wicked. Rod Flanders
: We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way.
: Hello, Joe!
, David Byrne
] He's your peppy, perky, nightmare neighborino! Homer Simpson
: If you despise polite lefthanders... Ned Flanders
: [singing along
] Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders, or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd. Rod Flanders
: That's us. Todd Flanders
: Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king. Rod Flanders
: I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders. Grampa Simpson
: There you go with that smart mouth! Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch. Todd Flanders
: Yes sir!
: Red room. Red room. Over there.
: We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?1 Ned Flanders
: Ho ho ho, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls. Rod Flanders
, Todd Flanders
[the Adventures of Ned Flanders: Love That God
] Todd Flanders
: We're not going to church today! Ned Flanders
: *What*? You give me one good reason! Todd Flanders
: It's Saturday! Ned Flanders