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Hans Moleman (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)

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"The Simpsons: The Parent Rap (#13.2)" (2001)
Homer Simpson: That was close.
Hans Moleman: Please drive off me.
Homer Simpson: Argh!
Marge Simpson: What was that?
Homer Simpson: Uh, just the radio, dear.

"The Simpsons: Duffless (#4.16)" (1993)
Hans Moleman: My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!

"The Simpsons: Homer Scissorhands (#22.20)" (2011)
Hans Moleman: [Lisa catches him and Lunchlady Doris at Holding Hands Point] We're just trying to rekindle our relationship.
Lunchlady Doris: In the sack, he's Salsbury steak. Everywhere else, creamed corn.

The Simpsons: Hit & Run (2003) (VG)
Hans Moleman: [when a camera flashes in his face] I see a bright light - is that heaven?

"The Simpsons: The Joy of Sect (#9.13)" (1998)
Hans Moleman: [in a "Just Crichton and King bookstore"] Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
Bookstore Owner: Get out.