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: That was close. Hans Moleman
: Please drive off me. Homer Simpson
: Argh! Marge Simpson
: What was that? Homer Simpson
: Uh, just the radio, dear.
: My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
: [Lisa catches him and Lunchlady Doris at Holding Hands Point
] We're just trying to rekindle our relationship. Lunchlady Doris
: In the sack, he's Salsbury steak. Everywhere else, creamed corn.
: [when a camera flashes in his face
] I see a bright light - is that heaven?
: [in a "Just Crichton and King bookstore"
] Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum? Bookstore Owner
: Get out.