From "The Simpsons: Mypods and Boomsticks (#20.7)"
You're new here, so here's what you need to know: we call Principal Skinner "Principal Skin-rash", Professor Weiner is "Professor Whiner", and Groundskeeper Willie is Grounds-Creepier Stupid.
That's not even clever. There are so many aspects of my personality you can mock. I'm poor, I'm illiterate, I think movies are real...