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Kodos (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)

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"The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XVII (#18.4)" (2006)
Kang: I don't know. I'm starting to think 'Operation Enduring Occupation' was a bad idea.
Kodos: We had to invade. They were working on weapons of mass disintegration!
Kang: Sure they were!

[three years after Kodos and Kang's alien armies have conqured the Earth, Kang arrives at Springfield's devestated city hall in an armed tri-pod]
Kodos: Colonel Kang, your report.
Kang: Well, the Earthlings continue to resent our presence.
[a large explosion nearby shakes the building]
Kang: You said that we'd be greeted as liberators!
Kodos: Don't worry. We still have the people's hearts and minds.
[Kodos holds up a human brain and heart]

"The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XVIII (#19.5)" (2007)
[Bart about to zap Kodos]
Kodos: Bart... friend?

Kodos: [after being struck by Bart's ball] No: you hit me in my seven hundred testicles.

"The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XIV (#15.1)" (2003)
Kang: Pathetic humans. They are showing a Halloween episode, in November!
Kodos: You're still thinking about Halloween? We already have our Christmas decorations out.

"The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XX (#21.4)" (2009)
Kang: This is the best musical in light-years.
Kodos: Light-years measure distance, not time.
Kang: You know what I meant.

"The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror VII (#8.1)" (1996)
[Kang and Kodos have taken the form of Bob Dole and Bill Clinton]
Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.
Marge: That's Slick Willy for you, always with the smooth talk.