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: I don't know. I'm starting to think 'Operation Enduring Occupation' was a bad idea. Kodos
: We had to invade. They were working on weapons of mass disintegration! Kang
: Sure they were!
[three years after Kodos and Kang's alien armies have conqured the Earth, Kang arrives at Springfield's devestated city hall in an armed tri-pod
: Colonel Kang, your report. Kang
: Well, the Earthlings continue to resent our presence.
[a large explosion nearby shakes the building
: You said that we'd be greeted as liberators! Kodos
: Don't worry. We still have the people's hearts and minds.
[Kodos holds up a human brain and heart
[Bart about to zap Kodos
: Bart... friend?
: [after being struck by Bart's ball
] No: you hit me in my seven hundred testicles.
: Pathetic humans. They are showing a Halloween episode, in November! Kodos
: You're still thinking about Halloween? We already have our Christmas decorations out.
: This is the best musical in light-years. Kodos
: Light-years measure distance, not time. Kang
: You know what I meant.
[Kang and Kodos have taken the form of Bob Dole and Bill Clinton
: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication. Marge
: That's Slick Willy for you, always with the smooth talk.