From "The Simpsons: Cape Feare (#5.2)"
[looking at Bart's collection of death threats
] Hmm, this one's done in different handwriting.
Oh, uh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.
[Homer drops his pants, revealing a "wide load" tattoo on his rear end. Everyone laughs
[outside the window
] Ha ha!
But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis The Menace.
It's probably the person you least suspect.
That's good, Dad.
I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George Guberlindsey.