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: This stinks! Capt. Murphy
: I don't give a fuck, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a fuck."
: [a smoking Riggs and Murtaugh have been assigned to guard Leo
] This stinks! Capt. Murphy
: I don't give a fuck, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a fuck." Martin Riggs
: [They go to leave
] Capt. Murphy
: And Riggs. Capt. Murphy
: What? Martin Riggs
: [Murphy throws Riggs a desktop no smoking sign
] Capt. Murphy
: You know what that says? Martin Riggs
: Yeah, the same thing as that.
[Points to a no smoking sign on the door
] Martin Riggs
: But I don't give a fuck! Capt. Murphy
: [Riggs leaves. Murphy and Murtaugh look at each other
] Roger Murtaugh
: You're lucky. I have to live with that.
: Murtaugh, all that damage you caused downtown is comin' out of the department's budget! Roger
: Fine. Pay it off in Krugerrands. Capt. Murphy
: Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests!
Captain Ed Murphy
: Wait a minute! Look, maybe these guys can contribute something to this case. Ernie - Detective
: From what I've seen of their records, the only thing they do contribute is mayhem and chaos. Martin Riggs
: No, I'm Chaos, and he's Mayhem. We're a double act. What are we, required reading, or something? Lorna Cole
: As a matter of fact, you are. It's a cross between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine.
Ernie - Detective
: Hey, Murph, people usually cross the street when they see me coming. Captain Ed Murphy
: Yeah, well, I didn't have time.
[Handing R&M their captain's badges
] Capt. Ed Murphy
: This is one of the most painful fuckin' experiences of my life.
Capt. Ed Murphy
: We're dinosaurs headed for extinction. Martin Riggs
: Speak for yourself... Capt. Ed Murphy
: Gotta make way for the NEW-IMPROVED police department; guys with guns and psychology degrees, like Butters, out there. Martin Riggs
: Biter has a psychology degree? Roger Murtaugh
: More like a PSYCHO degree. Capt. Ed Murphy
: Ah, hell, I got nothin' against it; times have gotta change. Hey, I almost got shot by a hot-rodder with a zip gun; that's how far back *I* go.