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Captain Ed Murphy
: Wait a minute! Look, maybe these guys can contribute something to this case. Ernie - Detective
: From what I've seen of their records, the only thing they do contribute is mayhem and chaos. Martin Riggs
: No, I'm Chaos, and he's Mayhem. We're a double act. What are we, required reading, or something? Lorna Cole
: As a matter of fact, you are. It's a cross between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine.
: Are you trying to bait me, Riggs? Martin Riggs
: I'm a master of it. Lorna Cole
: Now, that I can believe.
: Police, freeze! Hatchett
: Oh Christ, another one? We need a new fucking dog.
: Close is a lingerie shop without a front window.
: Cover me! Roger Murtaugh
: Cover you? Who's going to cover me? Cover me! Cover him! Cover everybody! When is someone gonna cover me for a change?
: This PMS. It's murder. Roger Murtaugh
: Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been married 25 years.
: You wanna get married, don'tcha? Lorna
: Yes I do. Martin Riggs
: Why didn't you tell me? Lorna
: Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. I mean, if you want to someday, that'd be great; if you don't, I love you. I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs.
: Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal.
: I am getting married or there is no baby.
: What happened last night? Martin Riggs
: Oh, gunfight, explosions, sharks, you know, the usual.
[Riggs comes home
] Martin Riggs
: Hey. You look a little banged up. Lorna
: Well, you look a little knocked up.
[a hysterical Lorna is in labor
: I am not ready to have this baby!
[the nurses ignore her and keep wheeling her in
: All right, fine, wheel me in if you want! My legs are staying closed!