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Newton (Character)
from Men in Black II (2002)

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Men in Black II (2002)
Newton: A neuralize...
[Agent J neuralizes Newton]
Agent J: Ok. First, get some contact lenses, cause those jaunts look like they could pick up cable. Second, take her to Cambodia, get her a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar. Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia, move your bum ass outta your mom's house. Boy, you like forty years old.
Kevin Brown/K: Agent J?
Agent J: Aight! Oh, and there ain't no such thing as aliens or Men in Black.
[J leaves]
Newton, Hailey: You wanna go to Cambodia?
Hailey: Yeah.
Newton: Hey, Mom?
[Newton picks up a shovel]

Newton: Guys, before we start the tape, one more thing - what's up with anal probing? I mean, do they really come billions of light years just to...
Agent J: Boy, MOVE!

Newton's Mother: [from downstairs] Newton! What are you doing up there?
Newton: I'm up in my room with some friends, Mom!
Hailey: I want to have your baby.

Newton: [to Hailey] There's a huge rat in the toilet, it's all stopped up so you're gonna have to pee in the sink...
[spots agents J & K]
Newton: Gentlemen! Seen any... aliens lately?
Agent K: Son, you need professional help.
Hailey: He's getting it, it's not working.