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: A neuralize...
[Agent J neuralizes Newton
] Agent J
: Ok. First, get some contact lenses, cause those jaunts look like they could pick up cable. Second, take her to Cambodia, get her a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar. Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia, move your bum ass outta your mom's house. Boy, you like forty years old. Kevin Brown/K
: Agent J? Agent J
: Aight! Oh, and there ain't no such thing as aliens or Men in Black.
: You wanna go to Cambodia? Hailey
: Yeah. Newton
: Hey, Mom?
[Newton picks up a shovel
: Guys, before we start the tape, one more thing - what's up with anal probing? I mean, do they really come billions of light years just to... Agent J
: Boy, MOVE!
: [from downstairs
] Newton! What are you doing up there? Newton
: I'm up in my room with some friends, Mom! Hailey
: I want to have your baby.
: [to Hailey
] There's a huge rat in the toilet, it's all stopped up so you're gonna have to pee in the sink...
[spots agents J & K
: Gentlemen! Seen any... aliens lately? Agent K
: Son, you need professional help. Hailey
: He's getting it, it's not working.