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Kaufman (Character)
from Land of the Dead (2005)

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Land of the Dead (2005)
[from trailer]
Kaufman: Zombies, man. They creep me out.

Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.

Kaufman: We do not negotiate with terrorists!

[repeated line]
Kaufman: You have no right!

Kaufman: [talking about Cholo] You're dead. You really are *dead*!

Kaufman: [Kaufman gets in his private underground limo, while his driver opens the garage door] Careful when you open that door.
[Big Daddy appears, and attempts to get into the limo. His driver sees this, and runs out the garage door, leaving Kaufman in the limo]
Kaufman: Get back here, you bastard! You've got the fucking keys!

Kaufman: [Kaufman gets in his private underground limo, while his driver opens the garage door] Careful when you open that door.
[Big Daddy appears, and attempts to get into the limo. His driver sees this, and runs out the garage door, leaving Kaufman in the limo]
Kaufman: Get back here, you son of a bitch! You've got the fucking keys!

Kaufman: [as Cholo approaches from the shadows] Fucking Spic bastard!

[as Kaufman walks out of the elevator with two bags in his hands]
Board Member: What's in the bags?
Kaufman: Money.
Board Member: Whose money?
[Kaufman reaches for his gun]
Kaufman: Watch out, Get down! Quick!
[pulls him down and shoots him]
Kaufman: ...Ours.