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Barbie (Character)
from Toy Story 3 (2010)

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Toy Story 3 (2010)
Lotso: Ken? New toys!
Ken: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken: Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken: I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken: Love your leg wamers!
Barbie: Nice ascot!
Lotso: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz Lightyear: What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur: And he smells like strawberries.
Woody: Ugh.

Ken: [Giving Andy's toys a tour of the daycare, Ken passes his dollhouse] And this... well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.
Barbie: [gasps] You have everything!
Ken: Everything... except someone to share it with...
[he walks away]
Barbie: [sighs lovingly]

Chunk: [Buzz has just successfully made it to the window over the Caterpillar Room door, at sunset, and now he hears two voices approaching in the hallway below] Heh, heh heh heh... You think they had a fun playtime?
Twitch: Shh! They might hear you!
[Buzz hears giggling to his left and looks over to another doorway where Barbie and Ken are talking to each other]
Ken: Okay, now you start.
Barbie: I...
Ken: love...
Barbie: you! Oh!
Ken: See? That time I said "love"! Okay, now me first.
[Buzz gives them a strange look]
Barbie: [overlapping] Ooh! Okay okay okay...
Ken: I...
Barbie: love...
Ken: you! You see what I mean? It changes every time!
Barbie: [laughing] You are so smart!
[Twitch and Chunk pass them]
Twitch: [grabbing Ken's collar] C'mon, Romeo. We're late.

[Barbie is tearing up Ken's outfits to get him to reveal information, whilst he's tied up to a paddle ball]
Barbie: Let's see... Hawaiian surf trunks!
[she rips them in half]
Ken: Barbie, those were vintage! It's okay! Go ahead, rip 'em! They're a dime a dozen!
Barbie: Ooh! Glitter tux!
[she rips it in half]
Ken: Who cares? Who cares? Sequins are tacky!
Barbie: A Nehru jacket!
Ken: Barbie! Not the Nehru!
Barbie: This is from, what? 1967?
Ken: The Groovy Formal Collection, yes!
Barbie: What a shame.
[Barbie makes little tears in the jacket. The stitches separate before Ken's eyes]
Ken: Oh, no! No! No, no, no! There's an instruction manual!
[the paddle ball he's tie to falls to the floor]
Ken: Lotso switched Buzz to Demo Mode!
Barbie: Where's that manual?

Woody: Day care is a sad lonely old place for toys who don't have a home.
Barbie: ...WAAAAGH!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: Quite the charmer, ain'tya?

Barbie: Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from threat of force!

Ken: Barbie, come with me! Live in my Dream House! I know it's crazy! I know we've just met! Aw, heck - you don't know me from GI Joe. But when I look at you I feel like we were...
Ken, Barbie: ...made for each other.
Ken, Barbie: [gasp]
[Jessie and Mrs. Potato Head encourage Barbie to accept his offer]
Barbie: Yay!


Barbie Diaries (2006) (V)
Barbie: I'm totally the most boring person I know.
Courtney: Okay. Everyone knows that I'm the exciting one, Tia is the hot and intellectual one, and you're like the totally awesome level-headed kind-hearted glue that hold us all together.
Barbie: [phone ringing, picked up her phone] Glue speaking.

Barbie: You guys, it's time. Make a wish.
Tia: You first.
Barbie: This year I want everything to change.

Barbie: [narrating voice over] Sophomore Year got off to a really bad start. The school news anchor position I wanted went to Raquelle Miss Popularity. She lives to make my life miserable. I can't believe Todd asked me to the fall formal. Hello! Major crush.

Barbie: [narrating voice over] Just my luck, he un-invited me because he got with his girlfriend... Raquelle. It was completely humiliating. But ever since I got this bracelet that came with you, diary, my luck has changed. Everything I write about just starts happening. I can't believe I had the guts to sign our band to audition for the fall formal. Courtney, Tia and I were totally nervous. Kevin is helping me go after the story for the school news channel anyway. And today, I found a note in my locker from a secret admirer. Could it be Todd? I don't know how things'll turn out. But one thing's for sure, it's gonna rock.


Toy Story 2 (1999)
Rex: [Rex is running to catch up with the toy car Barbie is driving] Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboaaaaard!
[he trips and falls face first into the backseat]
Tour guide Barbie: Remain seated, please. Permanecer sentados, por favor.

Stinky Pete the Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
Woody: [staring at The Prospector in the eyes, then chucking his chin] Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.
[points to something off screen]
Woody: Right over there, guys!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: No, no, noooooooo!
[the scene changes to show a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front]
Amy: [offscreen] Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
[Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen]
Barbie: Hi, you'll like Amy.
[Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek; The Prospector gasps]
Barbie: She's an artist!

Hamm: Excuse me, ladies, but could any of you tell us where we might the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Tour guide Barbie: I can help!
[slides down the slide and into the toy car]
Tour guide Barbie: I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: [Hopping into the front seat of the car] Then make way for the single fellas.

[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box]
Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.
Buzz Lightyear: [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!
Buzz Lightyear: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.
Tour guide Barbie: [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hamm: Hey Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?
[the car stops]
Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car.
Rex: Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?
Rex: C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.
Buzz Lightyear: [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!
Hamm: [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.
[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]