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: Ken? New toys! Ken
: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator
: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour? Lotso
: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying! Ken
: Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie
: Hi, I'm Ken. Barbie
: Barbie. Have we ever met? Ken
: I would have remembered.
: Love your leg wamers! Barbie
: Nice ascot! Lotso
: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever. Ken
: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody. Lotso
: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys. Buzz Lightyear
: What a nice bear! Rex the Green Dinosaur
: And he smells like strawberries. Woody
: [Giving Andy's toys a tour of the daycare, Ken passes his dollhouse
] And this... well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes. Barbie
] You have everything! Ken
: Everything... except someone to share it with...
[he walks away
: [sighs lovingly
: [Buzz has just successfully made it to the window over the Caterpillar Room door, at sunset, and now he hears two voices approaching in the hallway below
] Heh, heh heh heh... You think they had a fun playtime? Twitch
: Shh! They might hear you!
[Buzz hears giggling to his left and looks over to another doorway where Barbie and Ken are talking to each other
: Okay, now you start. Barbie
: I... Ken
: love... Barbie
: you! Oh! Ken
: See? That time I said "love"! Okay, now me first.
[Buzz gives them a strange look
] Ooh! Okay okay okay... Ken
: I... Barbie
: love... Ken
: you! You see what I mean? It changes every time! Barbie
] You are so smart!
[Twitch and Chunk pass them
: [grabbing Ken's collar
] C'mon, Romeo. We're late.
[Barbie is tearing up Ken's outfits to get him to reveal information, whilst he's tied up to a paddle ball
: Let's see... Hawaiian surf trunks!
[she rips them in half
: Barbie, those were vintage! It's okay! Go ahead, rip 'em! They're a dime a dozen! Barbie
: Ooh! Glitter tux!
[she rips it in half
: Who cares? Who cares? Sequins are tacky! Barbie
: A Nehru jacket! Ken
: Barbie! Not the Nehru! Barbie
: This is from, what? 1967? Ken
: The Groovy Formal Collection, yes! Barbie
: What a shame.
[Barbie makes little tears in the jacket. The stitches separate before Ken's eyes
: Oh, no! No! No, no, no! There's an instruction manual!
[the paddle ball he's tie to falls to the floor
: Lotso switched Buzz to Demo Mode! Barbie
: Where's that manual?
: Day care is a sad lonely old place for toys who don't have a home. Barbie
: ...WAAAAGH! Hamm the Piggy Bank
: Quite the charmer, ain'tya?
: Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from threat of force!
: Barbie, come with me! Live in my Dream House! I know it's crazy! I know we've just met! Aw, heck - you don't know me from GI Joe. But when I look at you I feel like we were... Ken
: ...made for each other. Ken
[Jessie and Mrs. Potato Head encourage Barbie to accept his offer
: I'm totally the most boring person I know. Courtney
: Okay. Everyone knows that I'm the exciting one, Tia is the hot and intellectual one, and you're like the totally awesome level-headed kind-hearted glue that hold us all together. Barbie
: [phone ringing, picked up her phone
] Glue speaking.
: You guys, it's time. Make a wish. Tia
: You first. Barbie
: This year I want everything to change.
: [narrating voice over
] Sophomore Year got off to a really bad start. The school news anchor position I wanted went to Raquelle Miss Popularity. She lives to make my life miserable. I can't believe Todd asked me to the fall formal. Hello! Major crush.
: [narrating voice over
] Just my luck, he un-invited me because he got with his girlfriend... Raquelle. It was completely humiliating. But ever since I got this bracelet that came with you, diary, my luck has changed. Everything I write about just starts happening. I can't believe I had the guts to sign our band to audition for the fall formal. Courtney, Tia and I were totally nervous. Kevin is helping me go after the story for the school news channel anyway. And today, I found a note in my locker from a secret admirer. Could it be Todd? I don't know how things'll turn out. But one thing's for sure, it's gonna rock.
: [Rex is running to catch up with the toy car Barbie is driving
] Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboaaaaard!
[he trips and falls face first into the backseat
] Tour guide Barbie
: Remain seated, please. Permanecer sentados, por favor.
Stinky Pete the Prospector
: Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting in some landfill! Woody
: [staring at The Prospector in the eyes, then chucking his chin
] Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.
[points to something off screen
: Right over there, guys! Stinky Pete the Prospector
: No, no, noooooooo!
[the scene changes to show a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front
] Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
[Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen
: Hi, you'll like Amy.
[Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek; The Prospector gasps
: She's an artist!
: Excuse me, ladies, but could any of you tell us where we might the Al of Al's Toy Barn? Tour guide Barbie
: I can help!
[slides down the slide and into the toy car
] Tour guide Barbie
: I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you. Mr. Potato Head
: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud... Hamm
: [Hopping into the front seat of the car
] Then make way for the single fellas.
[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box
] Buzz Lightyear
: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy. Buzz Lightyear
: [Muffled from inside the box
] We're all toys, can you hear me? Buzz Lightyear #2
: Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial! Buzz Lightyear
: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining
] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go. Tour guide Barbie
: [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys
] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand. Hamm
: Hey Buzz! Buzz Lightyear #2
: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys
] Halt! Who goes there?
[the car stops
] Mr. Potato Head
: Quit clowning around and get in the car. Rex
: Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg! Buzz Lightyear #2
: [Stops pointing his "laser"
] You do? Rex
: C'mon. I'll tell you on the way. Buzz Lightyear
: [From inside the Cardboard Box
] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz! Hamm
: [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt
] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz? Buzz Lightyear #2
: Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.
[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out