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Rex (Character)
from Toy Story (1995)

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Toy Story 2 (1999)
[the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]
Rex: Oh well.
Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
Rex, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: WHAT?
Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Buzz Lightyear: There has to be a safer way.

Rex: [as Al breaks into the box that Andy's Mom locked Woody into] I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?

[Rex is Channel-surfing at a Slow Pace to find the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
Rex: I can't find it. It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations.
Hamm: Oh you're going too slow, let me do the job.
[Hamm starts Channel-surfing at a Breathtaking Speed]
Rex: It's too fast. How can you even tell what's on?
Hamm: I can tell.
[Hamm just skips right past the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm: Too late, I'm in the 40's, gotta go around the horn!
[the toys spot the Al's Toy Barn commercial, prompting Hamm to stop]

Rex: What happened?
Mr. Potato Head: [in disbelief] Woody's been shelved!

Rex: [gasps] What're we gonna do, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Use your head!
[the toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!

[the toys are trying to find a way to enter Al's apartment building]
Mr. Potato Head: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Watching the elevator Al went into go up] Blast, he's at Level 23.
Slinky Dog: How are we gonna get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.

Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to *believe* in yourself!
Emperor Zurg: [Points his blaster at Buzz #2 set at the highest level] Prepare to die!
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[as Rex turns he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father.

Rex: [Rex is running to catch up with the toy car Barbie is driving] Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboaaaaard!
[he trips and falls face first into the backseat]
Tour guide Barbie: Remain seated, please. Permanecer sentados, por favor.

[the toys have just arrived at the airport in the Pizza Planet truck, and parked against the pavement]
Rex: Guys, we can't park here; it's a white zone.

Buzz Lightyear: [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.
[Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]
Rex: [Surprised] It's the chicken man!
Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!
Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.

Buzz Lightyear: [after spotting the Al's Toy Barn commercial] Now, Etch.
[Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]
Buzz Lightyear: *That's* where I need to go.
Rex: You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?

[At the beginning of the movie, Rex just lost a Buzz Lightyear vs. Emperor Zurg game, right when nearly winning]
Rex: No, no, no, no.
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.
Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!
[gestures those buttons]

[Woody goes to the yard sale with the help of Buster, Andy's dog, to rescue Wheezy]
Mr. Potato Head: Where is he going? He's nuts!
Slinky Dog: His arm ain't that bad.
Rex: [yells] Don't do it, Woody! We love yooooou!

Hamm: All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Woody]
Hamm: Exhibit B, a composide sketch of the kidnapper.
[Etch-A-Sketch draws Al with a long beard]
Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.
[Etch-A-Sketch redraws Al without a beard]
Slinky Dog: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, let's just go straight to Exhibit F! The kidnapper's vehicle.
[Refers to their toy reconstruction of the driveway]
Mr. Potato Head: Now the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
[pushes a toy car to the left]
Hamm: Oh, your parts are in backwards! It went the other way!
[pushes the toy car right]
Hamm: Hey, put a cork in it!
[Rex walks through, destroying their model]
Rex: Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?
Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene!
Hamm: Hey, watch where you're going, Godspilla!
Rex: I didn't know this was a crime scene!

Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
Mr. Potato Head: What?
Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: No.
Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!

Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now.
Rex: Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.
Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, what are you talking about?
Woody: What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.
[turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]
Woody: See, look, that's me!
Hamm: This is weirdin' me out.

Alien toys: [Inside the Pizza Planet Truck] Ooooh! Strangers! From the outside!
Buzz Lightyear: [groans] Oh, no!
Rex: [as the Traffic Lights up ahead turn red, forcing Al to stop] He's at a Red Light. We can catch him.
Buzz Lightyear: Natural Power Slink!
[Slinky hits the Gas Peddle, but the car doesn't start]
Rex: [the Lights turn green, allowing Al to continue driving off] Ah! They've turned green, hurry!
Buzz Lightyear: Why won't it go?
Alien toys: [Referring to the gear knob] Use the Wand of Power.
[Mr. Potato Head pulls the handle, starting up the car]

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Rex having pushed the Other Toys down due to slipping, causes Buzz #2's weight to give in] What was I thinking? My Anti-gravity servos
[Presses the button on his Utility Belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
[the other toys all look up at him shocked]
Slinky Dog: Huh?
Rex: What?
Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!
Buzz Lightyear #2: One!
Hamm: He would.
Hamm: Two!
Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: DON'T DO IT, BUZZ!
Buzz Lightyear #2: Three!
[he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]
Buzz Lightyear #2: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
[Turns off Belt]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure.
Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: [all moaning]
Buzz Lightyear #2: It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!
Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.

Rex: [as Al drives off] How are we gonna get him now?
Mr. Potato Head: Pizza, anyone?
[camera pans to reveal the Pizza Planet delivery truck]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh no, they've detected us, the walls are closing in!
[grabs Mr. Potato head and mounts him aganist the celing of the vent]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Quick, help me prop up Vegetable man here or we're done for!
Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Put me down you moron!
Rex: Look, guys, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.
[the elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Looking up, it's quite a way] Quick grab on.
[Buzz #2 draws out a rope from his Utility Belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 Suction Magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]
Hamm: Uh Buzz? Why not just take the Elevator?
Buzz Lightyear #2: They'll be expecting that.

[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box]
Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.
Buzz Lightyear: [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!
Buzz Lightyear: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.
Tour guide Barbie: [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hamm: Hey Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?
[the car stops]
Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car.
Rex: Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?
Rex: C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.
Buzz Lightyear: [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!
Hamm: [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.
[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]

[the other toys start attacking the Roundup Gang, much to Woody's confusion]
Woody: Look guys. You don't understand. They're my friends.
Rex: Yeah! We're his friends.
Woody: [Pointing at his Roundup Gang in the corner] No Rex, I mean *they're* my friends.

[Al has just packed up the Roundup Toys, including Woody, into his Suitcase to go to Japan]
Buzz Lightyear: Quick to the Elevator!
[All Run down the vent to the Elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the Elevator up]
Buzz Lightyear: Hurry, I can hear it coming.
[the toys all come to a halt as the Elevator arrives up the shaft. A Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing ontop]
Emperor Zurg: So we meet again Buzz Lightyear. For the Last Time.
Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2, Rex: [Shocked] It's Zurg!
[Zurg draws out his Blaster, which is really a Nerf Ball Gun]
Rex: Watch out. He's got an Ion Blaster.

[Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]
Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.
Hamm: The Chicken Man.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
Slinky Dog: That's the Kidnapper alright.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
Al McWiggin: [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.
[the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
Slinky Dog: It's Woody
Al McWiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?
Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.
Rex: In *Japan*.
[the toys all jump into Al's Bag]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
[Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]
Al McWiggin: [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!

[Al arrives back at his penthouse, but leaves his bag with the Toys in the car]
Rex: He didn't take the bag!
Buzz Lightyear #2: No time to lose!
[Buzz #2 struggles to open the locked door handle, and watches Al head to the Elevator]
Buzz Lightyear #2: He's Ascending in a Verticle Transporter.
[Jumps back onto the Car Seat and opens up his wings, hanging onto Rex and Mr. Potato Head, not knowing that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Alright everyone, Hang on! We're gonna blast to the roof!
Rex: Uh, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: To Infinity, and Beyond!
[Nothing happens, Buzz #2 remains standing firm]
Mr. Potato Head: What are you, insane?
[Runs over to the Car Lock, with Rex giving him a boost]
Mr. Potato Head: Stand still Godzilla.
[Strains to lift the lock with his weak arms]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Confused, but still doesn't know the truth] I don't understand. Somehow my Fuel cells have gone dry...
[Leans against the Electric Window Switch, which successfully pops open the lock that Mr. Potato Head is still struggling to pull open]
Mr. Potato Head: Aaaah!
[Mr. Potato Head having had his arms pulled off in the process bounces backwards and lands upside in the Cup Holder]


Toy Story (1995)
Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

Buzz: [lands on the bed after his lucky acrobatic maneuver] Can!
Rex: [the toys applaud and whistle] Whoooa! Oh wow, you flew magnificently!
Bo Peep: I've found my moving buddy!
Buzz: [proudly] Thank... th-thank you all, thank you!
Woody: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!

Slinky Dog: Woody? Where'd you go?
Mr. Potato Head: He's lying, Buzz ain't there.
[Woody returns with Buzz' detached arm, hiding it slightly from the other toys]
Woody: Oh hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there.
Woody: [Intimidating Buzz' voice] Oh hi, how you doing?
[the other toys from Andy's Room stare at Woody confused]
Woody: You guys won't believe this, but Buzz and I are friends now.
Woody: [Imitating Buzz] You bet. To infinity and beyond!
Woody: Gimme five!
[Hi fives Buzz' severed arm and chuckles without the others knowing, as they look in amazement]
Rex: Hey look, it is Buzz!
Slinky Dog: I knew you were right all along Woody! I never doubted you for a second.
[to Mr. Potato Head]
Slinky Dog: Now gimme back the lights so we can help the two over here.

Buzz: What's going on?
Woody: Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.
Buzz: I'd better have a look anyway.
[he looks through Lenny the binoculars]
Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody: [moves Lenny] That's why. Sid.
Buzz: [seeing a dog] Sure is a hairy fella...
Woody: [re-moving the binoculars] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.
Buzz: [Sid is laughing maniacally] You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child!
Rex: He tortures toys - just for fun!

Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.
Rex: [shaking Buzz's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

Lenny the Binoculars: Look. There's Woody and Buzz riding RC.
[Barbie hold up Lenny and spots Woody and Buzz approaching the Van]
Bo Peep: It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!
Rex: Great! Now I have guilt!
Slinky Dog: I knew he was right all along!

Mr. Potato Head: [From in the Cardboard box they'd been placed in for Moving] How did I get stuck with *you* as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.

Slinky Dog: It's Sid!
Rex: I thought he was at summer camp!
Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.
Rex: Oh no, not Sid!

Slinky Dog: [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby] Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.
Rex: What is it Boy?
R.C. the Race Car: [RC Whirrs his wheels]
Mr. Potato Head: He says that this is *no* accident!
Bo Peep: What do you mean?
Mr. Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!
[the toys all stare at Woody in shock]
Woody: Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you Backstabbing murderer!
Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.
Slinky Dog: We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?
Rex: [Nervously] Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!
Mr. Potato Head: Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.

Rex: Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
Woody: He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz: Excuse me.
Buzz: [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: [scoffs] Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't.
Buzz: Can.
Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't!
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will.

[watching guests arrive for Andy's party]
Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.
Rex: They're getting bigger...
Slinky Dog: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]
Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: AAAAAHH!

Woody: Has everybody picked a moving buddy?
Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious!
Rex: I didn't know we were supposed to have one already!
Mr. Potato Head: [holding his left arm in his right hand] Do we have to hold hands?
[All laugh]

Woody: Hey! Who moved my doodle pad way over here?
Rex: [jumps in front of Woody] ROAR!
Woody: Hey, how ya doin', Rex.
Rex: [stops roaring] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.
Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.

Sergeant: [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...
Rex: It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?
[Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]
Rex: Oh, no!
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Hamm: Way to go, Rex!
[moves forward]
Woody: [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
Hamm: He's putting them in backward!
[to Mr. Potato Head]
Hamm: Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!
Woody: PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!
[jumps down]
Sergeant: [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
[Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]
Sergeant: ...juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!
Woody: ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!
[mayhem breaks out]
Mr. Potato Head: [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

Slinky Dog: [while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet] It's too short. We need more monkeys!
Rex: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!
[tosses to barrel aside, then calls down]
Rex: Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!
[sadly]
Rex: Where could he be?

Woody: [while everyone else is scared by the long, thin present one of Andy's guests is bringing] Al lright, all right! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?
Rex: [yells] Yes, yes! We promise!
Woody: Okay! Save your batteries.


Toy Story 3 (2010)
[from trailer]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky Dog: No!
Mr. Potato Head: Yes!
Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.

Lotso: Ken? New toys!
Ken: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken: Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken: I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken: Love your leg wamers!
Barbie: Nice ascot!
Lotso: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz Lightyear: What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur: And he smells like strawberries.
Woody: Ugh.

Spanish Buzz: [immediately after being reset into Spanish, Buzz speaks into his wrist communicator] Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño.
[Star Log - I have awaken from hypersleep on a strange planet]
Hamm the Piggy Bank: [to Rex] Now what did you do?
Rex the Green Dinosaur: I just did what you told me!
Spanish Buzz: Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciónes. ¿¡Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo?
[I am surrounded by creatures of unknown intent. Who goes there? Friend? Or Enemy?]
Spanish Buzz: [aims his laser at Woody]
Woody: Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos!
Spanish Buzz: [turns off laser and is suddenly friendly] Me debo haber estrellado, y se me borró la memoria.
[I must have crash landed and had my memory erased]
Spanish Buzz: [visor still closed, he kisses Woody quickly on each cheek]
Spanish Buzz: ¿Han visto a mi nave espacial?
[Anybody seen my spaceship?]
Woody: [dumbstruck] We gotta switch him back.
Slinky Dog: Well how do we do that?
Hamm the Piggy Bank: [looking at the manual] I don't know, that part's in Spanish!
Woody: Oh... we don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo!
[They all start running]
Spanish Buzz: Mi nave espacial? Encontraste? Excelente!
[My spaceship? You know where it is? Excellent!]

[Woody jumps on to a train of orphaned Troll dolls. He pulls the brake to try and stop the train before reaching the broken bridge, but they still fall into the canyon]
Jessie: No!
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]
Buzz Lightyear: Glad I could catch the train!
Woody: Now let's catch some criminals!
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evily]
Aliens: [pointing at the sky] Ooh!
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter]
Woody: Reach for the sky!
Mr. Potato Head: You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]
Woody: Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
Jessie: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Huh?
Buzz Lightyear: [a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop] Evil Dr. Porkchop!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
Young Andy: [as Woody] Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Young Andy: [as Buzz] Woody, no! It'll kill you!
Young Andy: [as Woody] Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]

Rex the Green Dinosaur: Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
Lotso: All day long! Five days a week.
Jessie: But what happens when the kids grow up?
Lotso: Well now, I'll tell you.
[Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past years]
Lotso: When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!
Jessie: Yee-haw!
Mrs. Potato Head: It's a miracle!
Mr. Potato Head: And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!
Woody: Because we're Andy's toys!
Lotso: [walks over] So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.
Woody: Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa...
Lotso: Now let's get you settled in.

Woody: We're all still here! I - I mean, yeah, we've lost friends along the way... Wheezy... and Etch...
Rex the Green Dinosaur: And Bo Peep?
Woody: ...Yeah. Even - even Bo.

Rex the Green Dinosaur: [after Andy picks up Rex to get his cell phone, which Rex was gripping] He held me! He actually held me!

Rex the Green Dinosaur: At last! I'm gonna get played with!

Mr. Potato Head: But these toddlers... they don't know how to play with us!
Rex the Green Dinosaur: They're too young!


Toy Story Toons: Small Fry (2011)
Rex: [in the ball pit at Poultry Palace] I love playtime.
Buzz Lightyear: It's a little unsanitary, but...
[suddenly gets pulled under the balls by Mini Buzz, who substitutes for the real Buzz]
Mini Buzz: ...playtime's the best.

Rex: Hi, everybody! We're home!
Woody: Hey, welcome back! How was Poultry Pal... Ugh! What smells like chicken fingers?
Mini Buzz: [emerging from Bonnie's backpack] I'm Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace!
Jessie: Uh, what happened to Buzz?
Rex: He says the plastic in the ball pit made him shrink!
Mini Buzz: Yeah, yeah, that's right, Tex. Say, when's the playtime start around here?
Woody: All right, where's the real Buzz?


Toy Story That Time Forgot (2014) (TV)
Jessie: Don't worry, Trixie. I'm sure you'll be a dinosaur next time.
Rex: Andy used to play with me as a dinosaur all the time.
Mr. Potato Head: Me too. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Trixie: Then how would I know?
Mr. Potato Head: Good point.

Jessie: So, how was the playdate?
Woody: Oh, nothing much. Just a crash landing on another planet.
Buzz Lightyear: Reptilian people, hand to hand combat...
Rex: And I was a lumbering mindless automaton!
Mr. Potato Head: Well, that part adds up.


Monsters, Inc. (2001)
[Deleted Scene]
Sulley: [Calling out] Hey Ted, Good Morning.
Rex: Rrroooaaarrr!
Unknown Offscreen Character: Cut!
[Camera pans out that Rex from the Toy Story Films, much larger, is standing right next to Mike and Sulley]
Rex: How was that? Was I scary? Do I get the part? Can I do it again? I can be taller.


Toy Story of Terror (2013) (TV)
Mr. Pricklepants: And now we've reached the threshold. Every horror story has one. Once the heroes cross it, there's no turning back.
Buzz Lightyear: Rex, over here.
Rex: Coming!
Woody: All we need to do is find a way down.
[Rex trips over the others and they fall down the grate]
Woody: Well, that did the trick.
Rex: Oops! Sorry!


Toy Story Activity Center (1996) (VG)
Woody: [walks into the middle of Andy's room where the other toys have gathered for the activities] Hey, everyone! Look who's here!
Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Hi!
Woody: [to the camera] Can you feel the excitement building? Your Marble Art is really coming along, Rex. What are you doing here?
Rex: I'm exploring the Reptillian Sumconcious, as homarge to post-pollity constructionism!
Woody: That's great, Rex!
[quietly]
Woody: I think.
[calls to Hamm, who's sitting on the top shelf]
Woody: Hey, Hamm! Are you still winning?
Hamm: [playing cards with Rocky] Yep. It's the mismatch of the century.
Rocky: Rocky need to work on Brain muscle.
Woody: [turns to Slink, who is playing Five In A Row] Slink, think fast. How many do you need to win Five In A Row?
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, er, now let me think... um, ow, ah...
Woody: [turns around to face the camera] Why don't you get back to me on that Slink.
Buzz Lightyear: [the Pizza Planet rocket in the left window rotates and a voice over sounds] Pizza Planet.
Buzz Lightyear: [runs in from the right side of the screen] Sheriff! I've discovered a spaceport, and it's outside that window!
Woody: [annoyed] Buzz, that's *Pizza Planet*! It's a *resturant*!
[shakes his head and turns to the camera]
Woody: here are two other places you can go and play. If you want to go to Pizza Planet, click on this window over here.
[folds his arms as Buzz eyes the ball on the bottom left of the screen. Buzz moves over to the ball, taps it, then taps the screen; sighs]
Woody: OK, Buzz. Tell them about your space mission.
Pizza Planet Model Rocket Intercom Announcer: [to the camera] Greetings, Earth person! I am Buzz Lightyear, I come in peace, excuse me...
[opens his wrist communicator]
Pizza Planet Model Rocket Intercom Announcer: ... I must make my report to Star Command.
Woody: [Buzz walks offscreen and a light flashes in the room of the neighbouring house outside another window and evil laughter is heard; reacts] That's the window that takes us to... Sid's house. I guess it will be all right if we go together. Well, go ahead and click on something you wanna do. If you need more help, just click on me.