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Buzz Lightyear (Character)
from Toy Story (1995)

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Toy Story 2 (1999)
[the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]
Rex: Oh well.
Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
Rex, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: WHAT?
Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Buzz Lightyear: There has to be a safer way.

Emperor Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. *I* have won.
Buzz Lightyear: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I *am* your father!

Emperor Zurg: [In Video Game] So, we meet again Buzz Lightyear, for the last time!
Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!
[Zurg fires at Buzz, whose reflecting Zurg's attacks with a Metalic Shield]
Emperor Zurg: [after having been hit by the shield Buzz threw at him] Aah!
[Zurg fires at Buzz as he jumps over. Just as Buzz is about to fire his laser, Zurg finishes him off, leaving only his lower half to remain]

Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.

Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz Lightyear: [cough] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

Rex: [gasps] What're we gonna do, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Use your head!
[the toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!

Mr. Potato Head: [as he and the Other Toys walk through the bushes] Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato Head: Not everybody.
Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine...
[Slinky Dog's back half catches up with the group]

[to Jessie]
Buzz Lightyear: Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.
Jessie: [brings him back] Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding Buzz against the glass after he snuck into his display, and talking to his "Mission Log"] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I have an AWOL Space Ranger.
Buzz Lightyear: Tell me I wasn't this deluded...
Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't back talk! I have a laser, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Buzz Lightyear: You mean a laser that's really a lightbulb?
[Buzz #2's lightbulb blinks, then he jumps up onto a Small Cardboard Moon above]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say, "traitor?"
Buzz Lightyear: I don't have time for this...
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding his "laser" directly at Buzz as he walks away] Halt! I order you to halt.

Buzz Lightyear: To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Watching the elevator Al went into go up] Blast, he's at Level 23.
Slinky Dog: How are we gonna get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.

[Buzz and Slinky are going after Woody's Suitcase at the Airport. Slinky's back legs get caught at the handle of another suitcase taking him in a different conveyor belt away from Buzz]
Slinky Dog: Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!
[Gets pulled away off screen]
Buzz Lightyear: Slinky!

Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to *believe* in yourself!
Emperor Zurg: [Points his blaster at Buzz #2 set at the highest level] Prepare to die!
Rex: Aah! I can't look!
[as Rex turns he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father.

[Buzz holds up his boot to the other toys, with Andy's Name underneath it, proving to them that he's their Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Closing his helmet] Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.

Hamm: [the toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's stomach opening] Uh oh. Look out below down there.
Slinky Dog: [They hit Slinky in the face] Whoa, Pork bellies are falling.
Mr. Potato Head: [Lands on one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes, which he manages to flick off easily] Hey, how much farther Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Half way, there.

Buzz Lightyear: [looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?

Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz Lightyear: To do what Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
[Buzz closes the heat duct behind him as he and the other toys leave sadly, and the Rest of the Roundup Gang approach Woody]
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Good going Woody. I thought they'd never leave.

Buzz Lightyear: [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.
[Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]
Rex: [Surprised] It's the chicken man!
Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!
Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.

Buzz Lightyear: [after spotting the Al's Toy Barn commercial] Now, Etch.
[Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]
Buzz Lightyear: *That's* where I need to go.
Rex: You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?

[At the beginning of the movie, Rex just lost a Buzz Lightyear vs. Emperor Zurg game, right when nearly winning]
Rex: No, no, no, no.
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.
Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!
[gestures those buttons]

Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
Mr. Potato Head: What?
Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?
Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: No.
Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!

Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?
Buzz Lightyear #2: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
[Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]
Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!
[throws Buzz #2 another ball]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!

Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now.
Rex: Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.
Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] What? Are you crazy?
Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, what are you talking about?
Woody: What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.
[turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]
Woody: See, look, that's me!
Hamm: This is weirdin' me out.

Alien toys: [Inside the Pizza Planet Truck] Ooooh! Strangers! From the outside!
Buzz Lightyear: [groans] Oh, no!
Rex: [as the Traffic Lights up ahead turn red, forcing Al to stop] He's at a Red Light. We can catch him.
Buzz Lightyear: Natural Power Slink!
[Slinky hits the Gas Peddle, but the car doesn't start]
Rex: [the Lights turn green, allowing Al to continue driving off] Ah! They've turned green, hurry!
Buzz Lightyear: Why won't it go?
Alien toys: [Referring to the gear knob] Use the Wand of Power.
[Mr. Potato Head pulls the handle, starting up the car]

[last spoken lines]
Buzz Lightyear: You still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.
Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Rex having pushed the Other Toys down due to slipping, causes Buzz #2's weight to give in] What was I thinking? My Anti-gravity servos
[Presses the button on his Utility Belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
[the other toys all look up at him shocked]
Slinky Dog: Huh?
Rex: What?
Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!
Buzz Lightyear #2: One!
Hamm: He would.
Hamm: Two!
Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: DON'T DO IT, BUZZ!
Buzz Lightyear #2: Three!
[he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]
Buzz Lightyear #2: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
[Turns off Belt]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure.
Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: [all moaning]
Buzz Lightyear #2: It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!
Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.

[first lines]
Buzz Lightyear: [landing on Zurg's planet in the Buzz Lightyear Video Game] Buzz Lightyear to mission log: All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...

[Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!
All: Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: You again?
Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
Woody: Buzz, what is going on?
Buzz Lightyear #2: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
Buzz Lightyear: No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: *I* am Buzz Lightyear!
Woody: So, who's the *real* Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2: I am!
Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
[Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]

Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.
Woody: Nah, Buzz.
Woody: I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They *need* me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You - are - a *toy*!
Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
Woody: Well, you wasted your time.

Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh no, they've detected us, the walls are closing in!
[grabs Mr. Potato head and mounts him aganist the celing of the vent]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Quick, help me prop up Vegetable man here or we're done for!
Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Put me down you moron!
Rex: Look, guys, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.
[the elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Looking up, it's quite a way] Quick grab on.
[Buzz #2 draws out a rope from his Utility Belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 Suction Magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]
Hamm: Uh Buzz? Why not just take the Elevator?
Buzz Lightyear #2: They'll be expecting that.

[Buzz is trying to figure out the vehicle's owner that stole Woody, by trying to see what the License Plate means, as well as the Plastic Feathers that fell out of the boot]
Mr. Potato Head: What are you doing Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear: ?

[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box]
Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.
Buzz Lightyear: [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!
Buzz Lightyear: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.
Tour guide Barbie: [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hamm: Hey Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?
[the car stops]
Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car.
Rex: Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?
Rex: C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.
Buzz Lightyear: [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!
Hamm: [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.
[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]

[the toys are now in a Pet Carrier, placed onto the Conveyor Belt at the Airport]
Alien toys: The Mystic Portal. Ooh!
Buzz Lightyear: Once we go through, we just need to find that case.
[They pass through into an Area with Multiple Conveyor Belts and Multiple Suitcases]
Mr. Potato Head: [Gasps, as his Extra Pair of Shoes and Angry Eyes fall out of his Compartment]
[the toys then slide down at a fast rate, and tumble out of the Pet Carrier they've been in onto the Conveyor Belt below]
Slinky Dog: [Spotting a Green Suitcase in the Distance in front of them] There's the case.
Hamm: [Spotting Another Green Suitcase on the Conveyor Belt below them] No there's the case.
Buzz Lightyear: You guys take that one, we'll take this one.
[Buzz and Slinky go after the Suitcase spotted in the Distance, whilst Hamm, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, and the Alien Toys go after the Suitcase underneath them]

[Al has just packed up the Roundup Toys, including Woody, into his Suitcase to go to Japan]
Buzz Lightyear: Quick to the Elevator!
[All Run down the vent to the Elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the Elevator up]
Buzz Lightyear: Hurry, I can hear it coming.
[the toys all come to a halt as the Elevator arrives up the shaft. A Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing ontop]
Emperor Zurg: So we meet again Buzz Lightyear. For the Last Time.
Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2, Rex: [Shocked] It's Zurg!
[Zurg draws out his Blaster, which is really a Nerf Ball Gun]
Rex: Watch out. He's got an Ion Blaster.

[Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]
Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.
Hamm: The Chicken Man.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
Slinky Dog: That's the Kidnapper alright.
Buzz Lightyear #2: Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
Al McWiggin: [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.
[the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
Slinky Dog: It's Woody
Al McWiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?
Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.
Rex: In *Japan*.
[the toys all jump into Al's Bag]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
[Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]
Al McWiggin: [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!

[Al arrives back at his penthouse, but leaves his bag with the Toys in the car]
Rex: He didn't take the bag!
Buzz Lightyear #2: No time to lose!
[Buzz #2 struggles to open the locked door handle, and watches Al head to the Elevator]
Buzz Lightyear #2: He's Ascending in a Verticle Transporter.
[Jumps back onto the Car Seat and opens up his wings, hanging onto Rex and Mr. Potato Head, not knowing that he's just a toy]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Alright everyone, Hang on! We're gonna blast to the roof!
Rex: Uh, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: To Infinity, and Beyond!
[Nothing happens, Buzz #2 remains standing firm]
Mr. Potato Head: What are you, insane?
[Runs over to the Car Lock, with Rex giving him a boost]
Mr. Potato Head: Stand still Godzilla.
[Strains to lift the lock with his weak arms]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [Confused, but still doesn't know the truth] I don't understand. Somehow my Fuel cells have gone dry...
[Leans against the Electric Window Switch, which successfully pops open the lock that Mr. Potato Head is still struggling to pull open]
Mr. Potato Head: Aaaah!
[Mr. Potato Head having had his arms pulled off in the process bounces backwards and lands upside in the Cup Holder]

[the Toys have successfully made it across the road wearing Rubber Cones, but have caused a number of Car Crashes]
Mr. Potato Head: [Throwing the Cone off him] Well that went well.
[the Large Rolling Cyllinder that almost crushed him continues rolling forward, and knocks down a Lampost]
Buzz Lightyear: Good work Gentleman. We're getting much closer to Woody
[as Buzz and the other toys head off to Al's Toy Barn, the camera pans over at Al's Apartment across the road, Woody's Real Whereabouts]

Buzz Lightyear #2: [while the Toys are trying to find a way into Al's Apartment] Hey Troops, over here.
[Buzz #2 removes the Heat duct around the Apartment, leading into it's ventage system]
Buzz Lightyear #2: [to Rex, based on what he said from reading the Manual of how to defeat Zurg in the Buzz Lightyear video game] Just like you said Lizard Boy. Left in the Shadows.

Toy Story (1995)
Buzz: [Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...
Woody: [whispers] SHUT UP! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, and it's all your fault!
Buzz: My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: What? What are you talkin' about?
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: [pauses, then screams] YOU - ARE - A... *TOY*! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a... aw, you're - you're an action figure!
[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]
Woody: You are a child's play thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Buzz: [waves in military fashion] Farewell.
[starts to walk away]
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Woody: [walks off grumbling] Rendezvous with Star Command.

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

[repeated line]
Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!

Woody: [after RC's batteries die after as Woody and Buzz chase after the Moving Van] Great!
Buzz: [Buzz drops RC's Remote, and looks at Woody's Side Pocket] Woody! The Rocket!
Woody: The Match! Yes! Thankyou, Sid!
[Woody lights the match against the road, only for a car to drive over them, blowing it out]
Woody: [Sulking to the ground] No! No, no, no, no, noooooo!
[the Sunlight streams through Buzz' helmet, acting just like Sid's Magnifying Glass from earlier, leaving a tiny white-hot dot shining at the back of Woody's hand. This gives him an idea]
Buzz: [as Woody grabs onto Buzz' Helmet] What are you doing?
Woody: Hold still Buzz!
[Woody places his hot hand against the fuse of the Rocket, lighting it up successfully, and hops back onto RC with Buzz]
Buzz: You did it! Next stop, Andy!
Woody: Wait a minute. I just lit a Rocket. Rockets explode!
[the Rocket lights up, sending Woody, Buzz and RC racing up fast towards the Moving Van]

Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for - I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

Woody: [Feeling miserable for what he'd done, lying on the seat of Andy's Car] How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
[Woody spots Buzz up at the Sunroof, staring down at him]
Woody: Buzz!
[Buzz leaps down onto the seat right next to Woody, furious, covered in leaves and twigs]
Woody: Buzz! You're alive! This is great! I'm saved! Andy will find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all this all just a Big Mistake. Huh?
[Buzz glares at him, speechless]
Woody: Right? Buddy?
Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody: No. Daaaah-oof!
[Buzz attacks Woody, knocking them both out of the open car door]
Woody: Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?
[Buzz punches Woody in the face, having it spin around for a brief momemt, then he gets knocked down by Woody, he closes his helmet on Woody's hand]
Woody: Ow!
Buzz: [Through his button speakers whilst as Woody attacks him] Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue.
Andy's Mom: [Andy and his Mum just re-enter the car] Next stop...
Andy: Pizza Planet! Yeah!
[Woody and Buzz stop fighting and pause]
Andy: Andy!
[Andy and his Mum drive off as Woody and Buzz watch in horror, leaving them behind at the Gas Station]
Woody: [Walks away from Buzz, and pauses] He doesn't realise I'm not there?
[Sulking out loud]
Woody: I'm lost! I'm a lost toy!

Woody: [From inside the milk-crate] Listen Buzz, forget about me. You should get outta here while you can.
[Woody looks over to see that Buzz has disappeared. Suddenly the milk-crate he's in begins to shake. He notices Buzz trying to push the toolbox off]
Woody: Buzz! What are you doing? I thought you were...
Buzz: Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.
[Both Woody and Buzz push against the milk-crate, which budges very slowly. As the sun rises, Woody and Buzz notice the Moving Man pull into Andy's Driveway]
Buzz: Woody! It's the Moving Van!
Woody: We've gotta get out of here, now!
[Buzz manages to push the milk-crate for enough to the Edge of the Desk for Woody to hop out of, and onto the floor, but Buzz doesn't notice]
Woody: Buzz! Hey, I'm out!
Buzz: [Continuing to push the crate] Almost there!
[the toolbox and the milk-crate fall off the desk, and land right ontop of Woody]
Buzz: [Noticing Sid still asleep, then runs to the Edge of the Desk] Woody! Are you alright?
Woody: [Lifting up the Toolbox that fell ontop of him] I'm fine... I'm OK.
[Sid's Alarm Clock rings, as Woody hides back under the milk-crate]
Sid Phillips: [Waking up] Oh yeah! Time for lift off!
[Sid grabs Buzz and runs out the door. Woody tries to run after Sid, only to find his Dog, Scud, right outside, who runs out at Woody, only to be shut out just in time]

Buzz: [lands on the bed after his lucky acrobatic maneuver] Can!
Rex: [the toys applaud and whistle] Whoooa! Oh wow, you flew magnificently!
Bo Peep: I've found my moving buddy!
Buzz: [proudly] Thank... th-thank you all, thank you!
Woody: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!

Woody: [Whispering to Buzz from inside the Milk-crate, which he can't get out of since Sid placed a Toolbox ontop of it] Psst! Hey Buzz!
[No response, Woody throws a washer against Buzz' helmet. Buzz slowly looks over]
Woody: Hey! Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me!
[Buzz looks away]
Woody: Oh, come on Buzz. I can't do this without you. I need your help.
Buzz: I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Why sure you can Buzz. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's House.
Buzz: Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?
Woody: Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly!
Buzz: No, Woody. For the first time, I am thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.
Woody: Wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.
Buzz: Yeah, right.
Woody: Not, it is!
[Points through the Window to Andy's Room]
Woody: Look, over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy!
Buzz: [Buzz looks at his Plastic Parts and Fake Control Panel] But why would Andy want me?
Woody: [sighs] Why would Andy want you? Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that... that whoosh thing. You're a Cool Toy. As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean - what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure. All I can do is this.
[Pulls his Pull String]
Woody: [Voice box] There's a Snake in my Boot!
Woody: Why would Andy ever wanna play me me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
[Woody leans against the milk-crate, and Buzz looks at the sole of his foot with Andy's Name printed on. He glances back at Woody with a look of determination across his face from the Words Woody gave to him]

Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
Woody: [Excitedly] To infinity and beyond!

Buzz: Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere...
Woody: [sneaks up on Buzz] Hello-o-o!
Buzz: HO-YAH!
[Woody screams. Buzz fires his "laser" at Woody]
Woody: Hey hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name... is Woody... and this... is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see... the bed here.
Buzz: [sees Woody's "Sheriff" star badge] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Woody: Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
Buzz: I need to repair my turbo boosters. Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody: Well, let's see, we got double-A's.

Buzz: What's going on?
Woody: Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.
Buzz: I'd better have a look anyway.
[he looks through Lenny the binoculars]
Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody: [moves Lenny] That's why. Sid.
Buzz: [seeing a dog] Sure is a hairy fella...
Woody: [re-moving the binoculars] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.
Buzz: [Sid is laughing maniacally] You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child!
Rex: He tortures toys - just for fun!

Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.
Rex: [shaking Buzz's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
All Aliens: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!
Alien #1: The claw is our master.
Alien #2: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: This is ludicrous.

Woody: [trying to get Buzz into Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.
Buzz: You mean it has hyperdrive?
Woody: Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.

Woody: Listen, Lightsnack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?
[slides under his ship with a skateboard]
Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing, *stop* with this *spaceman* thing! It's getting on my nerves.
Buzz: Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody: Oh-ho! O-okay, ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz: [gets out from under his ship] Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody: Oh yeah, tough guy?
[Pushes Buzz and opens his helmet. Buzz chokes the "Toxic Air" around him. Woody looks around, unsure how to react]
Buzz: [sniffs] The air isn't toxic?
[gets up and points accusingly at Woody]
Buzz: How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!
[closes his helmet]

Buzz: [in Sid's backpack, approaching his home] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home.
Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.
Woody: Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!

[as Woody and Buzz rocket up and toss RC back into the Moving Van]
Woody: AAAAAH! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz: Not today.
[Buzz opens his wings, cutting the Duct Tape from the Rocket just before it explodes]

Buzz: Years of Academy training wasted.

[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls]
Woody: What happened to you?
Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.
[chuckles nervously]

Alien #1: A stranger.
Alien #2: From the outside.
Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh.
Buzz: Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in piece.
[All the Alien Toys gather around him]

Buzz: [Referring to Andy's other toys] Do you know these life forms?
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.

Rex: Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
Woody: He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz: Excuse me.
Buzz: [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: [scoffs] Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't.
Buzz: Can.
Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't!
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will.

Woody: [after Buzz thinks that the air is toxic] You actually think you're THE Buzz Lightyear? Oh, all this time I thought it was an act!
[to the room]
Woody: Hey, guys, look! It's the *real* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh no, no no no, no...
[suddenly points behind Buzz]
Buzz: [looks] Where?
[Woody keels over with hoarse laughter]

Buzz: [marveling at the interior of Pizza Planet] What a spaceport!
[Woody punches him in the shoulder]
Buzz: Good work, Woody.

Woody: [thinks Buzz has gone crazy] I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here Buzz...
Buzz: Don't you get it?
[points to a doll's hat on his head]
Buzz: You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
[laughs hysterically]
Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz!
[opens Buzz's helmet, slaps Buzz across the face with his detached arm, then closes the helmet]
Buzz: [calmly] I-I-I... you're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.
[breaks down again]
Buzz: Oh, I'm a sham!

Woody: [Running towards Buzz in a Mocking sort of Manner] Oh Buzz! Buzz Lightyear! Thank Goodness! We've Got Trouble!
Buzz: Trouble? Trouble where?
Woody: Down there. A helpless toy is trapped, Buzz!
Buzz: On it!
[Buzz jumps over to the Side of the Desk, while Woody sneaks over to RC's Remote, waking him up, and aiming him directly at Buzz]
Buzz: I don't see anything!
Woody: Oh he's there, just keep looking.
[Woody sends RC driving towards Buzz. Buzz jumps out of the way, and RC crashes into the pin-up Board in the corner, knocking all the pins down around Buzz. The board crashes down into Andy's Globe, knocking it loose, rolling towards Buzz]
Woody: [Buzz jumps out of the globe's way, onto the Windowsill, but the Globe strikes Andy's Folding-Arm Desk Lamp. It spins over Woody, who ducks out of the way, and hits Buzz, sending him flying out the window]
Hamm, Mr. Potato Head: [Stop their Card Game, and run over to the Window in Panic] BUZZ!
Woody: Buzz!
[Buzz flies into the Bushes nearby and disappears]
Slinky Dog: [the Rest of Andy's Toys gather round] I don't see him in the driveway. I think he bounced into Sid's Yard.
[Woody gulps and backs away from the window after what happened]

Buzz: [about Sid] I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!

[last lines]
Woody: Buzz? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?
Buzz: Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?
[camera pans out]
Woody: Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
Andy: [from downstairs] Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy!
[camera zooms back in]
Woody, Buzz: Heh, heh!

Woody: [mocking Buzz as they split-up] "Rendezvous with Star Command."
[sees a delivery truck with a "Pizza Planet" logo on it]
Woody: Pizza Planet?
Woody: Andy! Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.
[yelling to Buzz]
Woody: Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Buzz: [walking out from under the truck, annoyed] Go away!
Woody: No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I...
[Woody looks at the Pizza Planet delivery truck, and notices a miniture spaceship on the top]
Woody: [calling] I found a spaceship!
[Buzz stops and looks at the delivery truck]
Woody: [calling] It's a spaceship, Buzz!
Buzz: [as the driver asks for directions] Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its point of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Woody: [nodding his head] Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll find a way to transport you home.
Buzz: Well, then, let's climb aboard.
[Buzz runs towards the truck]
Woody: No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz! Let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
Buzz: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
[Buzz climbs through the open window and jumps into the seat]
Woody: [whispering] Yeah, bu... Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
[the Pizza Planet truck's engine starts, Woody climbs into the back, and sees Buzz attaching a seat belt]
Woody: It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.
[the Pizza Planet truck moves forwards sharply, Woody is tossed and thrown by the extreme motion of the truck as it speeds down the road and up a hill. Items start in the back of the truck start to tumble towards Woody, one of them being a heavy tool box]

[Woody and Buzz pass over the Moving Van]
Woody: Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck!
Buzz: We're not aiming for the truck!
[Buzz closes his wings, and the two land through the Open Roof of Andy's Car, landing in a box packed right next to Andy]

Toy Story 3 (2010)
[from trailer]
Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky Dog: No!
Mr. Potato Head: Yes!
Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.

Lotso: Ken? New toys!
Ken: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken: Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken: I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken: Love your leg wamers!
Barbie: Nice ascot!
Lotso: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz Lightyear: What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur: And he smells like strawberries.
Woody: Ugh.

Sergeant: [Three of Andy's army men are preparing to jump out the window with parachutes] We've done our duty. Andy's grown up.
Army Man 1: Let's face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.
Buzz Lightyear: Trash bags?
Woody: Who said anything about trash bags?
Sergeant: It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks.
Army Man 2: You're gonna need it!
[they jump out]

Andy: [opens box, and takes out Jessie] This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole west. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye!
[pulls out Bullseye, and makes a whinnying sound]
Andy: Yee-haw!
[holds the two toys out to Bonnie]
Andy: Here.
Bonnie: [shyly walks over and takes Jessie and Bullseye, a smile on her face]
Andy: [pulls out Rex] This is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR! RAWR!
Bonnie: [recoils a little, but then giggles, and takes Rex too]
Andy: [pulls out Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head] The Potato Heads: Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep them together because they're madly in love.
[Andy sets them down in front of Bonnie, before pulling out Slinky Dog]
Andy: Now Slinky here, is as loyal as any dog you could want.
[Andy then pulls out Hamm]
Andy: And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: Evil Dr. Porkchop!
[Andy then places the two with their friends, before pulling out the three aliens]
Andy: These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet!
[Andy sets them down before reaching into the box again]
Andy: And this, is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! Look! He can fly, oh, and shoot lasers!
[Andy pops open Buzz's wings, and fires his laser]
Andy: He's sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!
Bonnie: [Bonnie takes Buzz from Andy, and presses one of the buttons on his spacesuit]
Buzz Lightyear: To Infinity, and Beyond!
Andy: Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They, mean, alot to me.

[Woody jumps on to a train of orphaned Troll dolls. He pulls the brake to try and stop the train before reaching the broken bridge, but they still fall into the canyon]
Jessie: No!
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]
Buzz Lightyear: Glad I could catch the train!
Woody: Now let's catch some criminals!
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evily]
Aliens: [pointing at the sky] Ooh!
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter]
Woody: Reach for the sky!
Mr. Potato Head: You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]
Woody: Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
Jessie: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Huh?
Buzz Lightyear: [a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop] Evil Dr. Porkchop!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
Young Andy: [as Woody] Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Young Andy: [as Buzz] Woody, no! It'll kill you!
Young Andy: [as Woody] Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]

Jessie: Buzz! We're your friends!
Buzz Lightyear: Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.

Woody: You'll be okay in the attic?
Jessie: Of course I will... Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode.
Buzz Lightyear: My what?

[Buzz is back to Normal and no longer Speaking Spanish]
Buzz Lightyear: That wasn't me, was it?
Jessie: Buzz, you're back!
Buzz Lightyear: [confused] Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go?
Woody: Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.

Buzz Lightyear: We're going in the attic now, folks. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly transition.

[Hamm plays the harmonica inside his cubby cell, but Buzz soon stops him]
Buzz Lightyear: [Knocking on the cell] Quiet, musical hog!

Buzz Lightyear: Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night...
Jessie: [snappily] In the BOX. We GET it.
[Buzz runs out at Jessie, but Lotso stops him with his cane]
Lotso: At ease Soldier!

Jessie: Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to you?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes. No! I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you? - Is it hot in here?

[last lines]
[while Buzz and Totoro try to repair a cardboard spaceship, Jessie starts playing Spanish music. As a result, Buzz starts involuntarily dancing, and grabs Jessie into his arms]
Buzz Lightyear: [chuckles] I, uh, I have no idea what came over me.
Jessie: Just go with it, Buzz.
[Jessie and Buzz tango to a Spanish rendition of "You've Got a Friend in Me" as the other toys watch]

Buzz Lightyear: That Barbie has nice handwriting!
Jessie: Uhh, Buzz? Barbie didn't write this.

Woody: You wait. Andy's gonna tuck us in the attic. It'll be safe and warm...
Buzz Lightyear: And we'll all be together.
Woody: Exactly! There's games up there and books and...
Buzz Lightyear: The race car track!
Woody: The race car track. Thank you!
Slinky Dog: And the old TV.
Woody: There you go, the old TV. And those guys from the Christmas decorations box. They're fun, right?

Spanish Buzz: [immediately after being reset into Spanish, Buzz speaks into his wrist communicator] Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño.
[Star Log - I have awaken from hypersleep on a strange planet]
Hamm the Piggy Bank: [to Rex] Now what did you do?
Rex the Green Dinosaur: I just did what you told me!
Spanish Buzz: Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciónes. ¿¡Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo?
[I am surrounded by creatures of unknown intent. Who goes there? Friend? Or Enemy?]
Spanish Buzz: [aims his laser at Woody]
Woody: Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos!
Spanish Buzz: [turns off laser and is suddenly friendly] Me debo haber estrellado, y se me borró la memoria.
[I must have crash landed and had my memory erased]
Spanish Buzz: [visor still closed, he kisses Woody quickly on each cheek]
Spanish Buzz: ¿Han visto a mi nave espacial?
[Anybody seen my spaceship?]
Woody: [dumbstruck] We gotta switch him back.
Slinky Dog: Well how do we do that?
Hamm the Piggy Bank: [looking at the manual] I don't know, that part's in Spanish!
Woody: Oh... we don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo!
[They all start running]
Spanish Buzz: Mi nave espacial? Encontraste? Excelente!
[My spaceship? You know where it is? Excellent!]

[Buzz, in Spanish mode, sees Jessie for the first time]
Spanish Buzz: ¡Ven conmigo! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos lucharemos contra el despiadado Zurg!
[Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the galaxy, and together we will fight the evil Zurg!]
Jessie: [Buzz plucks a dandelion and offers it to her. Woody pushes through the bushes and Jessie runs to him and hugs him] Woody! Thank goodness!
Woody: C'mon! We're almost there!
[the rest of the toys leave, Buzz, stunned and angry, throws down his dandelion]
Spanish Buzz: ¡El Vaquero!

Toy Story 2 (1999) (VG)
Hamm: We need to slow down.
Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine.

[repeated line]
Buzz Lightyear: No time to lose!

[a massive Laser Bird Spaceship descends into the Space Land dome]
Buzz Lightyear: [into his wrist communicator] Mayday! Mayday! Come in Star Command! Send reinforcements! Star Command do you copy?

Buzz Lightyear: It's Zurg!
[Zurg descends down the shaft to the elevator that Buzz is on]
Evil Emperor Zurg: Buzz Lightyear, your defeat will be my greatest triumph!

Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear, I come in peace.

Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man. You have my opinion.

Buzz Lightyear: You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.

Buzz Lightyear: To infinity, and beyond!
[Buzz Lightyear opens his wings and flies straight up as he exits the level]

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000) (V)
Evil Emperor Zurg: Prepare to die, Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!

Buzz Lightyear: This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance - Evil Emperor Zurg!
Warp Darkmatter: What plot? You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!
Buzz Lightyear: The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?

Buzz Lightyear: I have a feeling that Zurg is planning his most diabolical scheme yet.
[cuts to Planet Z and Zurg]
Evil Emperor Zurg: This is my most diabolical scheme yet!

Booster: The Space Ranger Manual says "No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without a partner." I think it's Section B, sub-section Delta.
Buzz Lightyear: Actually, it's sub-section Gamma.
XR: He's right, big guy, sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?
Buzz Lightyear: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!
Mira Nova: Well if you can go out without a partner, I don't see why XR can't have a nose ring.
XR: Hey, I'm not the one getting a nose ring, I was just making a statement.
Booster: Then, who's getting a nose ring?
Booster: That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!

Buzz Lightyear: I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship.
XR: Oh, please, Buzz! It was just a hunk of metal!
Mira Nova: OK, and you are...?
XR: In serious need of some personal space.

Warp Darkmatter: Why didn't you tell me?
Buzz Lightyear: Sorry, it was strictly need-to-know classified.
Warp Darkmatter: I'm your partner, I need to know.
Buzz Lightyear: Now you do.
Warp Darkmatter: Anything else I should know?
Buzz Lightyear: No, I'd say you're up to speed.
Warp Darkmatter: Okay, thank you.

Mira Nova: [in the shipping dock] Buzz, I have just one thing to say to you.
Buzz Lightyear: And what might that be?
Mira Nova: [ghosts her hand into his head] Goodnight.
Buzz Lightyear: [very woosey, before passing out] Tangian... brain... squeeze.

Toy Story That Time Forgot (2014) (TV)
Woody: Trixie, the dinosaurs aren't playing! They were never playing! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY'RE TOYS!
Buzz Lightyear: Incredible, isn't it?

Buzz Lightyear: The way Bonnie's mind works is a mystery to science.

Buzz Lightyear: Oh, I get it! You're glad Mason got the Ultimate X.
The Cleric: Yes. He plays there, while I rule here. My Battlesaurs have no need for play. They have everything they need, content in their ignorance.
Guard #1: Duh, what's ignorance?
Guard #2: I dunno.

Jessie: So, how was the playdate?
Woody: Oh, nothing much. Just a crash landing on another planet.
Buzz Lightyear: Reptilian people, hand to hand combat...
Rex: And I was a lumbering mindless automaton!
Mr. Potato Head: Well, that part adds up.

Toy Story of Terror (2013) (TV)
Buzz Lightyear: Not to worry. We're all right here. See, there's Woody, Pricklepants, Trixie, Rex... Wait, where's Potato Head?
Mr. Pricklepants: And so it begins.
[Thunder clap]
Woody: Pricklepants, you're not helping!

Buzz Lightyear: [while watching the movie] Tactics, Betsy, tactics. Find something to defend yourself with.
[Betsy grabs a vase]
Buzz Lightyear: There you go.
Mr. Pricklepants: Completely uselsess! Everyone knows a stake through the heart is the only way to defeat a vampire.

Mr. Pricklepants: And now we've reached the threshold. Every horror story has one. Once the heroes cross it, there's no turning back.
Buzz Lightyear: Rex, over here.
Rex: Coming!
Woody: All we need to do is find a way down.
[Rex trips over the others and they fall down the grate]
Woody: Well, that did the trick.
Rex: Oops! Sorry!

[Woody, Buzz and Jessie find Mr. Potato Head's arm, holding up its index finger]
Woody: It's Potato Head's arm. Looks like he's trying to tell us something.
Buzz Lightyear: It must be some kind of sign language.
Woody: Let's see... one... One word?
Buzz Lightyear: One syllable?
Woody: Once upon a time!
Buzz Lightyear: One plus one is two!
Jessie: [Whistles] Uh, guys? I think he's pointing up.
[She points up to an air duct]
Woody: Oh, up.
Buzz Lightyear: Yes, of course. Up.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Revenge of the Raenoks (#1.41)" (2000)
Buzz: [into his communication watch] Lightyear here.
XR: M-Momma bird, do you copy?
Buzz: XR, is that you?
XR: Eek! Ix-nay on the X-R-ay, Uzz-bay. We're in enemy erritory-tay.
Buzz: This is a restricted alliance comm channel, XR. You don't need code.
XR: Yeah, but it's un-fay.

Buzz: XR, I've got a plan, but it requires you to be very annoying.
Mira: Yeah, I think he can handle that.

Buzz: [invisible] Follow me, princess
Mira: Yeah, I can't see you.
Buzz: Here, grab my hand.
Buzz: That's my nose, princess.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Wirewolf (#2.3)" (2000)
Buzz Lightyear: NOS-4-A2 is back. Mira, XR, check for points of entry. Booster, search for the other victims. I'll go save Ty.
Buzz Lightyear: I'll go tell Ty, woops.

XR: Boy, are my batteries packed with energy. Yes, why, I can't remember when I have ever felt so energized! I could just keep going and going and going and going! Oh, boy. Do I have energy here!
Buzz Lightyear: Try to sound a little less like bait.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Gravitina (#1.2)" (2000)
Buzz: Guess you need to recalibrate your calculator.
XR: Yes, but first I have to recalculate my calibrator.

XR: Here's the thing, Buzz, not that I would ever question your navigational skills, you're Buzz! Haha, but maybe you should slow down.
Buzz: Slow down?
XR: Yeah! You know, brake, decelerate, whatever. Don't go so fast, avoid crashing.
Buzz: This isn't crashing. This is surprising.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Inside Job (#1.5)" (2000)
Buzz: That was close. Lucky for us XR's a sucker for hair care products.
XR: Cream rinse, double cool!

Buzz: I hate it when a promising rookie turns out to be five tiny terrorists in a promising rookie suit.

Toy Story Toons: Small Fry (2011)
Rex: [in the ball pit at Poultry Palace] I love playtime.
Buzz Lightyear: It's a little unsanitary, but...
[suddenly gets pulled under the balls by Mini Buzz, who substitutes for the real Buzz]
Mini Buzz: ...playtime's the best.

Buzz Lightyear: I think there's been a mistake. You see, I was just left in the ball pit, and I...
Queen Neptuna: Oh, we've all been left in the ball pit of life, haven't we?

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Dirty Work (#1.25)" (2000)
Buzz: Excuse me, professor, I work for Star Command, not Star Suggestion.

Professor Triffid: A house that's tightly sealed doesn't survive the tornado.
Buzz: Now don't you worry, Professor Triffid, we don't get twisters on Star Command, that's why we put it in space.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Revenge of the Monsters (#1.38)" (2000)
Buzz: We ditched 'em. So far, so good.
XR: Beg to differ, but I really think "so far, so bad" is much more accurate here.

Buzz: Your days of terror are over, XL.
XL: I guess that's OK, as long I still have my evenings and weekends of terror.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Eye of the Tempest (#1.37)" (2000)
XR: Yeah, but, it's dangerous out there. One false move and someone could be blown to bits - maybe me!
Buzz: That's why it up to you.

[Buzz is trying to rescue a young woman from a very stormy planet]
Buzz: We're out of here!
Young woman: Wait! I can't leave without my cat! She's back at the laboratory!
Buzz: A cat?
[He flies back to the planet, and we cut to XR and Booster in the team's rocket]
XR: Awww, noooo! Never go back for the cat!
Booster: You gotta go back for the cat! It's like a rule.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Super Nova (#1.21)" (2000)
Buzz: She's there. And worse, they know she's there.
XR: But do they know that we know that they know that she's there. What? It's a legitimate question.

Cars (2006)
[a scene from "Toy Car Story"]
Woody Car: YOU ARE A TOY - CAR!
Buzz Lightyear Car: You are a sad, strange little wagon. You have my pity. Farewell!
[races away]
Woody Car: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, you loony!
[Different Scene]
Hamm Truck: Gee, I hate to break up the Road Rally guys, but, THEY'RE HERE! Birthday Guests at 3 o'clock.
Mack: [Chuckles] Whoever does the voice of that Little Piggy Truck, I must tell ya, he's one great actor.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Mira's Wedding (#1.15)" (2000)
[Buzz has just been brushed off by a snooty king]
Buzz: Something just isn't right.
Booster: Rudeness is never right.
Buzz: I'm talking Ranger instinct!
[He lowers his voice]
Buzz: That thing that makes my eyes go squinty, makes my voice go soft and hush with understated intensity...

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Haunted Moon (#1.35)" (2000)
Buzz Lightyear: [at the spaceship consol following the comet, with the frozen Cooley] Now, we'll just move that just the littlest bit to the right.
[hand grabs him]
Buzz Lightyear: Ahhhh!... You're not dead! OK, all right. Just hold on there buddy.
[activates heat beam on Cooley]
Wild Bill Cooley: [thaws out] Ow! Ow! Stop it! Stop it! Melt the ice genious, not me.
Buzz Lightyear: [very confused] Who are you?
Wild Bill Cooley: Cooley. Friends call me Wild Bill.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Sunquake (#1.46)" (2000)
Buzz: You know me, Mira, I always have a plan.
Mira: Okay, Buzz, I'm inside your head, and you've got zip!

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Large Target (#1.48)" (2000)
Buzz: Although legal on this planet, I find it unseemly for a Space Ranger to participate in a game of chance.
XR: Oh, chance doesn't enter into it - I'm cheating!

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Conspiracy (#1.44)" (2000)
Buzz: I hereby commandeer this vehicle in the name of Star Command. I guess you could say I'm Star Command-eering.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: NOS-4-A2 (#1.6)" (2000)
XR: None dare defy my dark master!
Buzz Lightyear: Ranger, you are not helping your service record.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Stranger Invasion (#1.36)" (2000)
Buzz Lightyear: [observing Zurg's mega-weapon through his binoculars] The Crystallic Self-Perpetuating Breeder Construction Core!
General: Those are big words! I'm frightened!
Buzz Lightyear: Don't be, it's just evil marketing.
General: Is there anyway to stop it?
Buzz Lightyear: No, General. Marketing is the one force in the universe that is stronger than...
General: No, no! I meant the big evil takeover thingie!
Buzz Lightyear: Oh... There we might have a chance if we can breach the core and pull out the crystallic fusion rods.
General: [cringes] More big frightening words!

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Rookie of the Year (#2.2)" (2000)
Mira Nova: Buzz, you are never gonna guess what happened.
Buzz Lightyear: Does it involve a matter transport device and three overly competitive rookies?

Toy Story Toons: Hawaiian Vacation (2011)
Spanish Buzz: Hemos quitado la caca de la arena del gatito.
[Translation: We have removed the poop from the kitty litter]
Mrs. Potato Head: Oh, Spanish is so beautiful.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Enemy Without a Face (#2.6)" (2000)
Booster: We're gonna crash!
Buzz: Ranger, change that attitude right now. Buzz Lightyear does not crash. It's just an unscheduled landing.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Lost in Time (#2.1)" (2000)
[Buzz is admiring an animatronic Buzz]
Buzz: Wow, they really nailed the details.
Animatronic Buzz Lightyear: To infinity, and back again!
Buzz: Most of the details.

Toy Story (1996) (VG)
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity, and beyond!