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John (Character)
from American Pie 2 (2001)

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American Reunion (2012)
MILF Guy #1: Milf?
MILF Guy #2: Milf...?
MILF Guy #1: Milf!
MILF Guy #2: Milf!
MILF Guy #1, MILF Guy #2: Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf!

MILF Guy #2: [after seeing Oz rip his undershirt] Dude, you have an amazing body!

American Pie 2 (2001)
John: Dude, am I gonna have a hangover? Because, I want one.

American Wedding (2003)
[Kevin and Finch are looking for Jim's grandmother]
Kevin Myers: Guys, what are you doing here?
John: The old bitch sucked, so we ditched her.