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[Deleted scene. Kevin talk on the phone with Tom, who is driving
] Tom Myers
: You called to ask me how to get laid? Kevin
: Well yeah you know, it's not like I can really call dad. I don't even have his number. Tom Myers
: It's listed A-S-S-H-O-L-E. Kevin
: Yeah, you said it... Anyway, I was calling to see if I could get some advice - brother-to-brother. I mean, I think that tonight, Vicky's... I mean, there's a definite chance that... Tom Myers
: All right, all right - listen, have you ever heard of The Bible? Kevin
: What? Not THE Bible? Tom Myers
: That's not really its name but that's what we call it. Kevin
: Does it tell me how to... to get laid? Tom Myers
: You know what? Nevermind, you're not ready. Kevin
: Wait, ready for what? Tom Myers
: Woah, you're breaking up there. I gotta go, good luck at the party.