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Tom Myers (Character)
from American Pie (1999)
[Deleted scene. Kevin talk on the phone with Tom, who is driving]
Tom Myers: You called to ask me how to get laid?
Kevin: Well yeah you know, it's not like I can really call dad. I don't even have his number.
Tom Myers: It's listed A-S-S-H-O-L-E.
Kevin: Yeah, you said it... Anyway, I was calling to see if I could get some advice - brother-to-brother. I mean, I think that tonight, Vicky's... I mean, there's a definite chance that...
Tom Myers: All right, all right - listen, have you ever heard of The Bible?
Kevin: What? Not THE Bible?
Tom Myers: That's not really its name but that's what we call it.
Kevin: Does it tell me how to... to get laid?
Tom Myers: You know what? Nevermind, you're not ready.
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