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: I win for me! FOR ME!
: To the end.
: You will lose.
: If he dies, he dies.
: I must break you.
: He is not human, he is a piece of iron.
: [from teaser
] My name is Drago. I'm a fighter from the Soviet Union. I fight all my life and I never lose. soon I fight Rocky Balboa, and the world will see his defeat. Soon, the whole world will know my name.
: I defeat all man. Soon I defeat real champion.
: [after "killing" Apollo in the ring
] I can not be defeated. I beat all man. Someday, I will beat a real champion. If he dies, he dies.
: You have all these powers because demon chi is taking control. Larry
: You're wrong Jade! I *know* what's happening. I'm uh, I'm... TURNING INTO SUPERMOOSE! Drago
: What you're turning into is a MAJOR PAIN IN MY TAIL!
: [to Larry
] A hero ain't nothing but a sandwich... mama's boy!
: And where do you three snowbunnies think you're off to? Strikemaster Ice
: Gonna bust a move on some fresh powder dawg. Drago
: Wrong answer... dawg!
: The castanets are underwater.
: Not exactly my cup of chi. Strikemaster Ice
: Why you say that D? Don't tell me your scared of a little surf? Drago
: Scared? No. I just dislike being underwater because I can't do this!
: Crunchy metal inside. Gooey chi filling inside. Uncle
: You want a piece of Uncle? Drago
: Gonna be several pieces of Uncle when I'm through.
: Once I absorb the storm's lightning, I'll be able to wipe out entire cities. No one will dare oppose me!
[Alarm goes off. Drago spots the Chans in the monitor
: EXCEPT FOR THOSE CHANS!
[to the Ice Crew
: I'll make the adjustments on the roof. You three can deal with partycrashers!
: Have you come to Section 13 to yourself in? Drago
: In your dreams, Chan!... I'm here to throw a little barbecue.
: Surrounded! Outnumbered! Maybe I shouldn't have gone solo.
[conjurse images of the Dark Hand then yells
: But I will not repeat your mistakes father!
[Conjures image of Shendu
: I will find the biggest, baddest henchmen in the world! And fulfill my destiny!
: You are all pathetic! I'm looking for henchmen! Bone-crushing skull-caving henchmen!
[quietly to himself
: I can't believe I'm going to say this out loud but - I shouldn't have fired the enforcers.
: It's near. Let's go.
[starts to leave
] Strikemaster Ice
: Yo, hold up dog. Now we don't work for free. You want our services? You gots to show some green!
[Drago changes them
: You each have a small piece of my fire demon power: dragon speed, dragon strength, and dragon breath. Strikemaster Ice
: That'll work.
: Was that a joke? Did I hire clowns? I give you powers beyond your wildest imagination. And you can't get past an archaeologist, a tube of guts, an old man, and a little girl!
: Jackie, do not let Drago touch you. He will try to drain Demon Chi. Drago
: Oh, I won't just touch you, Chan. I'll rip you apart!
: Give up Drago! You're not going anywhere. And neither is your dragon daddy! Drago
: Now who said anything about busting out that old gecko? I'm going solo!
: Mess with a dragon, you're gonna get burned!
: I am Drago. The son of Shendu. Serve me well now and be at my side when I rule the world! Chow
: Uh, sorry kid. But your old man kind of burned us. Ratso
: Yeah. And I got the scars to prove it. Drago
: You're turning me down? Finn
: Look at that world domination stuff just don't pay the rent.
: The Wind Demon Chi has already been drained from it! Chow
: And that's a bad thing, right?
[Drago breaths fire on them
: We're gonna let you have some alone time now.
: What's wrong with me? Drago
: You're short, green and a *real* pain the in butt! So stick out your chi and say "Ahhh."
: Drago! Drago
: I'd say it's nice to see you, Chan. But why start the day with a big fat lie?
: I can't believe were back in this lame junk yard!
[Breaths fire into the sky
: Space Needle lair, gone. The Thunder Demon Chi, gone! And any faith that I ever had that you three were strong enough to defeat Jackie Chan, GONE! Strikemaster Ice
: Yo, dude. Step off the blame game. Wasn't our fault. Drago
: Then whose fault was it? MC Cobra
: Yours? Drago
: [Drago grabs MC Cobra by the throat
] Wanna guess again? MC Cobra
: Nah. I'm cool.
: Cool. Hit 'em on their own turf! Drago
: We're gonna take down the Chans. Take down Section 13. And then all the Demon Chi will *finally* be MINE! It's gonna be *my* turn to call the shots!
: You're gonna pay for that! Uncle
: Uncle doesn't have cash. How about I.O.U.?
: [Seeing Adult Jade and Jade together
] Hey, you two related? Because I definitely see a resemblance. Adult Jade
: Resemble *this* junior!
: [after destroying the Dragon Talisman
] Fire magic. It does a Talisman good.
: Look Jade has nothing to do with this. Jade
, Adult Jade
: Talk later! Drago
: Ah, Mr. Jackie Chan. My *dad* sends his best. Jackie
: Your father? Who is your father?
[Drago breaths fire at Jackie
: Never mind. I have a pretty good idea! Thank you.
: Once the demon chi is mine, the *real* fun begins. Jackie
: A trip to Mooseworld is fun. What you have in mind is... probably not fun... Whatever it is.
: I wouldn't take that tone with me if I were you. Strikemaster Ice
: You ain't the big cheese any more, D. Me and my posse got *mad powers*! You got zip! Drago
: That's about to change. When it does, I *won't* forget our little chat!
: I told you slackers to stay in the truck. Strikemaster Ice
: Yeah, well us slackers kind of changed our minds about how it's gonna go down. Drago
: Oh? MC Cobra
: Figured, why let you get all the powers? Drago
: You... want some of them? Strikemaster Ice
: No dawg, we want *all* of them!
: Time to throw a shrimp on the barbie!
[Drago breaths fire at Jade
: Definitely not a g'day.
: Oh, did I scare you? Jade
: Yeah. But looks aren't everything!
: What do you want? Drago
: What do you think, lady? You just sprouted wings out of thin air? You have my Sky Demon Chi and I want it back! Miss Hartman
: [Miss Hartman throws Drago off
] Maybe next time you'll remember the magic word.
: I was hoping you'd put up a fight. Captain Black
: It's go time!
: You're weak old man. Conquest is a job for a fiery *young* dragon! Shendu the Fire Demon
: You are an impudent child!
: Father, help me. Shendu the Fire Demon
: You deserve such a fate for your disloyalty. Drago
: I'm sorry father. Please.
: Henchmen waste of time. Excess baggage. Killing my mojo. Solo's the way to go.
: Nice trick, Drago. But if you ask me, your act is still all wet. Drago
: Nobody likes a critic, Chan!
: [in the middle of the night
] Psst. Psst. Ivan, don't be afraid, we're in the same class. I'm a boarder here too. Ivan Drago
: That's not true, only boys go to this school. Are you a ghost? Anunciacion
: No, silly. I know only boys were meant to go here. That's why I had to make myself invisible. I'm Anunciacion. Ivan Drago
: Principal Possum said that I was the only boarder. Anunciacion
: Well, that's what he thinks. I live here, too - inside the walls. I know this building better than anyone. Even Principle Possum. Ivan Drago
: What do your parents think of all this? Anunciacion
: The same thing that happen to you happened to me too. Ivan Drago
: What, hot air balloon accident? Anunciacion
: No, that's original. Car accident. Krebs saw your tattoo in class today. I could see how angry he was. Ivan Drago
: In class? But you weren't in class. Anunciacion
: Yes I was. Above the blackboard, behind the painting. I see everything that happens. Well, everything except the blackboard.