Saul Bloom
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Saul Bloom (Character)
from Ocean's Eleven (2001)

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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Saul: Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!

Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: He's ready.

Rusty: Saul, you're the best there is. You're in Cooperstown. What do you want?
Saul: Nothing. I've got a duplex now, wall-to-wall, goldfish. I'm seeing a nice lady who works the "Unmentionables" counter at Macy's. I've changed.
Rusty: Guys like us don't change, Saul. We either stay sharp or we get sloppy, we don't change.

Rusty: Saul, turn that off, will you?
Saul: [in fake accent] I'll turn it off when I'm ready to...
Rusty: Saul!
Saul: [normal voice] It's off, it's off!

Saul: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...
Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras.
Danny: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.
Saul: Yeah well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?
[pause as everyone turns to look at Danny]
Danny: Yeah.
Saul: Oh. Okay.

Rusty: What's with the orange?
Saul: My doctor says I need vitamins.
Rusty: So why don't you take vitamins?
Saul: You come here to give me a physical?

[Yen practices the vault somersault]
Turk Malloy: Ten says he shorts it.
Frank, Livingston, Saul: Twenty!

Reuben: Where are they?
Saul: They will be here.
Reuben: [mimicking Saul's voice] They will be here. Schmuck.

Saul: [watching Danny, Linus, and Yen load the money from the vault] That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen!

Turk Malloy: Saul, do you get out to Utah much?
Saul: Not as often as I'd like.
Turk Malloy: Check it out. I think you'd dig Provo. You could do well there.
Saul: I'll look into it.

Saul: I saw you at the paddock... before the second race, outside the men's room when I placed my bet.
Saul: I saw you before you even got up this morning.
Rusty: How you been, Saul?
Saul: Never Better.
Rusty: What's with the orange?
Saul: My doctor says I need to take more vitamins.
Rusty: So why don't you take vitamins?
Saul: You come here to give me a physical?


Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Saul Bloom: When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there.

Turk Malloy: [dressing as a chef] I feel bad, like torture.
Saul Bloom: [putting together the faux dog speaker] This is war, kid. There's going to be collateral damage!

Saul Bloom: This I swear, kid: there's gonna be collateral damage!


Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Saul Bloom: You're all aces in my book, butI want the last check I write to bounce.

Saul Bloom: Do you have any idea how vulnerable a fetus' brain is to the electromagnetic field created by your cell phone? You might as well point a gun at her stomach!
Bruce Willis: I'm Bruce Willis.

Saul Bloom: Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!


Ocean's 11 (1960)
Duke Santos: It's not a zircon, it's a diamond; a big diamond. You don't think it's too big, do you? Your mother has excellent taste.
Jimmy Foster: [Sarcastically] Has she?

Duke Santos: [to Danny and Sam] I know you won't try anything cute. Fifty percent of something is better than one hundred percent of nothin'.