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[pretending the Nevada Gaming Commission is racist
: They might as well call it whitejack!
[Shaking Billy Tim Denham's hand at Denham's car dealership
: You have lovely hands. Do you moisturize? Billy Tim Denham
: I'm Sorry? Frank
: [as he slowly crushes Denham's hand in his grip
] You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... "social agenda", you know what I mean.
[watching Yen prepares to somersault onto the vault
] Turk Malloy
: Ten says he shorts it. Frank
[Yen does the real somersault
: Ten says he shorts it. Livingston
: No bet.
: Let me break it down for you like a fraction.
: [Linus is trying to convince everyone that Danny was actually the leader of "The Benedict Job"
] Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to? Basher Tarr
, Turk Malloy
, Virgil Malloy
, Reuben Tishkoff
, Livingston Dell
, Frank Catton
] Rusty. Danny Ocean
: Thanks, Linus.
: How much is everyone short? Turk Malloy
: 14. Virgil Malloy
: You're kidding me! You spent all but 5 million? Turk Malloy
: Yes! Are you going to start on me with that too? You don't know what it's like starting something from scratch! Virgil Malloy
: Well, with interest, I'm short 7. Frank Catton
: Eight. Linus Caldwell
: Well, I spent a million on talent development, so I guess that leaves me at 7. Boy, that interest just kills you, man! Basher Tarr
: I'm light 9. Livingston Dell
: What's the interest? Reuben Tishkoff
: 6. Livingston Dell
: Then I owe 6. Turk Malloy
: What? Livingston Dell
: I've been living with my parents. Rusty Ryan
: I owe 25.
[everyone looks at him, he chuckles wryly
] Rusty Ryan
: Hotels, man.
: We're gonna have to let you go. Turn in your uniform. Fired Waitress
: I only gained 4 pounds. You can't. Abigail Sponder
: Yeah, well your body index is not what it's supposed to be. Fired Waitress
: But Ms. Sponder... Abigail Sponder
: Oh, no, baby doll. It's your butt that's the problem.
] Frank Catton
] You can't fire no waitress based on appearance. Man that's just unconstitutional. Danny Ocean
: If they were waitress. Linus Caldwell
: Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance. Rusty Ryan
: It's a cruel, cruel practice.
: [after Yen spoke in Chinese
] What did he say about Samsung? Livingston Dell
: He said he used to bowl with the owner of Samsung.